Caption Competition

#25 Dave Colclough & Dave Compton

Winner = Geothesarge

"What the hell is Barny doing with them bananas?!?!"

Winner = Paul Stokes

All I need to find now is a pair of Queens.

Winner = scottanater

4 minutes later Annie Duke was given an ASBO.

Winner = PonteCarlo

First a pineapple now a f**king orchid growing out of your head.

Winner = snoopy

Away from home for a few days, the deprived Welshman decided to go for anything in white.

Winner = AndrewT

"We were playing for six hours and this was the only chip Tightend put in the pot"

Winner = snoopy

"Oh come on Rhow, at least consider the idea!"

Winner = Smart Money

"Do you know why women come quickest with these two fingers?... It's cos they're mine, baby!"

Winner = Sheriff Fatman

Simon's long-held fantasy of a threesome with twins was finally on the cards, but this was not quite how he'd imagined it.

Winner = kinboshi

"Sorry Ross, I haven't seen your false teeth. Why don't you ask that old blonde fella over there if he has a spare set?"