Winner = Poppet7
Just carry on pretending to be happy until I spot someone I know and I can make a run for it.
Winner = snoopy
Rob and Chubbs celebrate their victory at the annual "Tightest Trousers Comp"
Winner = Leehack
"FFS I have swallowed, can i get back to shopping now?"
Winner = Pokerron
"These new anal beads take some getting used to"