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Title: Toast!
Post by: Woodsey on July 27, 2017, 02:12:56 PM
As per the tea thread.


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: Woodsey on July 27, 2017, 02:13:27 PM
H or I for me.


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: arbboy on July 27, 2017, 02:15:23 PM
H or I if warm.  E or F if cold.


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: hhyftrftdr on July 27, 2017, 02:19:58 PM
All looks ok to me but maybe G is the nut choice?


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: hector62 on July 27, 2017, 02:22:45 PM
G for me and A for my niece.


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: Graham C on July 27, 2017, 02:55:28 PM
D E or G

Quiet day today?


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: DaveShoelace on July 27, 2017, 03:00:37 PM
H


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: bobAlike on July 27, 2017, 03:17:51 PM
E but could live with G


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: AndrewT on July 27, 2017, 03:42:16 PM
G is nailed on winner, though could live with H.

Top row not toast - just bread that's been gently wafted near a radiator for 10 seconds.


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: Horneris on July 27, 2017, 03:54:50 PM
H


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: Marky147 on July 27, 2017, 03:55:32 PM
G-H


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: The Camel on July 27, 2017, 04:37:41 PM
B or C


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: Doobs on July 27, 2017, 04:40:28 PM
G


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: KarmaDope on July 27, 2017, 04:43:12 PM
G


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: Simon Galloway on July 27, 2017, 04:43:19 PM
D-G


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: Doobs on July 27, 2017, 04:51:19 PM
I like A if I put it in the toaster once and I on the second pass.  If there was a J, that would be the one.

I assumed everybody must like it like this way.

signed

Every hotel catering manager.


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: RED-DOG on July 27, 2017, 05:00:10 PM
I like A if I put it in the toaster once and I on the second pass.  If there was a J, that would be the one.

I assumed everybody must like it like this way.

signed

Every hotel catering manager.


All those hotel toasters have a belt speed adjuster on the front. Turn it down a bit and one pass will be enough.



(https://i.ebayimg.com/thumbs/images/g/r64AAOSwLnlWoEWW/s-l225.jpg)


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: AndrewT on July 27, 2017, 05:11:05 PM
I like A if I put it in the toaster once and I on the second pass.  If there was a J, that would be the one.

I assumed everybody must like it like this way.

signed

Every hotel catering manager.


All those hotel toasters have a belt speed adjuster on the front. Turn it down a bit and one pass will be enough.



(https://i.ebayimg.com/thumbs/images/g/r64AAOSwLnlWoEWW/s-l225.jpg)

No no no no no no no no.

No.

Those should be set so it takes two passes to toast properly.

1) Some people aren't looking to make toast, perhaps they're just warming up a piece of soda bread or a scone.

2) Those machines can be uneven in their heat distribution, so on the second pass you turn the bread around so it gets done evenly.


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: Woodsey on July 27, 2017, 05:15:42 PM
I like A if I put it in the toaster once and I on the second pass.  If there was a J, that would be the one.

I assumed everybody must like it like this way.

signed

Every hotel catering manager.

You often have a sweat as to whether it burns it on the second pass and the machine ends up billowing out smoke, thats happened to me a few times, I always push it as far forward as I dare on second pass to make sure that doesn't happen now.


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: 4KSuited on July 27, 2017, 06:03:14 PM
G or H


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: Cavey007 on July 27, 2017, 06:48:32 PM
G please


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: tikay on July 27, 2017, 07:08:04 PM
I like A if I put it in the toaster once and I on the second pass.  If there was a J, that would be the one.

I assumed everybody must like it like this way.

signed

Every hotel catering manager.


All those hotel toasters have a belt speed adjuster on the front. Turn it down a bit and one pass will be enough.



(https://i.ebayimg.com/thumbs/images/g/r64AAOSwLnlWoEWW/s-l225.jpg)

So you are the bugger that keeps interfering with the toaster settings?

LEAVE IT ALONE


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: nirvana on July 27, 2017, 07:52:54 PM
I hadn't realised you could stay in hotels where making your own toast was an option. Ima look out for that feature in future


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: Doobs on July 27, 2017, 07:55:57 PM
I like A if I put it in the toaster once and I on the second pass.  If there was a J, that would be the one.

I assumed everybody must like it like this way.

signed

Every hotel catering manager.

You often have a sweat as to whether it burns it on the second pass and the machine ends up billowing out smoke, thats happened to me a few times, I always push it as far forward as I dare on second pass to make sure that doesn't happen now.

You stay somewhere 2 nights and the toast comes out perfect.  Day 3 is inevitably a nightmare.  Hotels that bring toast to you or have normal toasters are the nuts.


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: Junior Senior on July 27, 2017, 08:27:25 PM
G


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: arbboy on July 27, 2017, 08:43:14 PM
I hadn't realised you could stay in hotels where making your own toast was an option. Ima look out for that feature in future

Knew you would post something like that.  I nearly did myself!  #holidayinnexpress

It's amazing though you can stay in a piss hole B&B and get toast in a rack to your table or stay 5 star and get the same.  Stay in a middle england chain hotel and you have to do your own toast.   Nothing more annoying staying in a mid tier hotel than those toast machines in the morning.  Even if you get the toast perfect you are odds on some sales rep like woodsey steals it before you get back from the orange juice machine!


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: Mohican on July 27, 2017, 08:56:26 PM
We've been here before- http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=66701.0
I like A if I put it in the toaster once and I on the second pass.  If there was a J, that would be the one.

I assumed everybody must like it like this way.

signed

Every hotel catering manager.


All those hotel toasters have a belt speed adjuster on the front. Turn it down a bit and one pass will be enough.



(https://i.ebayimg.com/thumbs/images/g/r64AAOSwLnlWoEWW/s-l225.jpg)


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: Woodsey on July 27, 2017, 09:01:06 PM
I hadn't realised you could stay in hotels where making your own toast was an option. Ima look out for that feature in future

Knew you would post something like that.  I nearly did myself!  #holidayinnexpress

It's amazing though you can stay in a piss hole B&B and get toast in a rack to your table or stay 5 star and get the same.  Stay in a middle england chain hotel and you have to do your own toast.   Nothing more annoying staying in a mid tier hotel than those toast machines in the morning.  Even if you get the toast perfect you are odds on some sales rep like woodsey steals it before you get back from the orange juice machine!

I guard my toast until it's ready  ;nemesis;


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: arbboy on July 27, 2017, 09:05:35 PM
I hadn't realised you could stay in hotels where making your own toast was an option. Ima look out for that feature in future

Knew you would post something like that.  I nearly did myself!  #holidayinnexpress

It's amazing though you can stay in a piss hole B&B and get toast in a rack to your table or stay 5 star and get the same.  Stay in a middle england chain hotel and you have to do your own toast.   Nothing more annoying staying in a mid tier hotel than those toast machines in the morning.  Even if you get the toast perfect you are odds on some sales rep like woodsey steals it before you get back from the orange juice machine!

I guard my toast until it's ready  ;nemesis;

Like your pension pot!  So middle england.  I could imagine you guarding your toast as well and kicking off if some other sales rep tried to steal it!  If he was a fellow tory it would be fine.  Leftie than the police might be called!


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: SuuPRlim on July 27, 2017, 09:33:18 PM
B or C

I think it's bread you're looking for Kieth.



Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: SuuPRlim on July 27, 2017, 09:38:29 PM
I always ask for toast, even if there is a stupid toasting machine, hate those stupid things, some sort o health and safety thing i'm guessing, to stop morons electrocuting themselves?


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: nirvana on July 27, 2017, 09:39:04 PM
I hadn't realised you could stay in hotels where making your own toast was an option. Ima look out for that feature in future

Knew you would post something like that.  I nearly did myself!  #holidayinnexpress

It's amazing though you can stay in a piss hole B&B and get toast in a rack to your table or stay 5 star and get the same.  Stay in a middle england chain hotel and you have to do your own toast.   Nothing more annoying staying in a mid tier hotel than those toast machines in the morning.  Even if you get the toast perfect you are odds on some sales rep like woodsey steals it before you get back from the orange juice machine!

Haha, good to be predictable I think


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: baldock92 on July 27, 2017, 11:12:51 PM
H


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: HutchGF on July 28, 2017, 03:14:26 PM
J.

Toast is not warm bread.


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: Amatay on July 28, 2017, 04:29:35 PM
G ainec


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: Claw75 on July 30, 2017, 09:06:22 PM
any from the middle row


Title: Re: Toast!
Post by: atdc21 on July 30, 2017, 09:18:42 PM
G or H