Tips for Tikay

[Tal]

I thought Ken Docherty's commentary on the snooker was pretty good, at times even adopting a "whispering Ken" style, I think he's growing into the role.

Virgo should go back to "Big Break" and his "comedy" routine, and I wouldn't mind if he took Dennis Taylor with him who's another "where's the cue ball going?" specialist. 

Dave Hellmuth, tho...

[sonour]

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/sunderland-v-west-brom/first-goalscorer

we were discussing the game at the weekend

the draw is into 11/5. both teams need a point etc etc

Coral go 14-1 no goal-scorer, three points above the next best available

I suggest this is a bonkers price for a small interest

would anyone be surprised to see 0-0 here?

Tikay,

This price is wrong. Get as much on as you can please. We can do something with it later.

We already have a MONSTA amount on (£20....) but OK, in Lisa we trust, on my way......

Gulp.

A FURTHER £50 (making the total £70) has now been placed.

Now what do we do?



No Goalscorer14/1Sunderland v West Brom - 07/05/2014


Stake £50.00

Estimated Return:£750.00

Total Stake: £50.00

Potential Return: £750.00


BET PLACED

Trust me I'm a doctor

When I was in Las Vegas I made a large bet on the river and a large American gentleman passed his hand. A few minutes later he asked me if I had a hand and I said ' Trust me I'm a doctor'

In the break he asked me if I could have a look at a rash he had on his back.

Doh

Anyway I digress.

This price is not available in the shops. It is 11/2. Corals have confirmed it is an online price only and not a palp.

At the risk of Doobs bashing me around the head again, please lay 0-0 at 11.5 on Betfair for £53.

0-0 you win a bit

Not 0-0 you break even

1-0 with an own goal you scope the lot.

This just takes care of the extra £50 you bet on my recommendation.

[tikay]

Trust me I'm a doctor

When I was in Las Vegas I made a large bet on the river and a large American gentleman passed his hand. A few minutes later he asked me if I had a hand and I said ' Trust me I'm a doctor'

In the break he asked me if I could have a look at a rash he had on his back.


Ha, very good.

I do rather like American people generally, but their sense of humour is SO different from ours.

[sonour]

If you can get on with stan james (thread can't)

+11.5 is too low

first mumbai home game had 15, now bangalore come to town with gayle, kohli, de villiers......

http://www.oddschecker.com/cricket/indian-premier-league/mumbai-v-bangalore/total-6s

How much would Fred like if I can ?

[tikay]

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/sunderland-v-west-brom/first-goalscorer

we were discussing the game at the weekend

the draw is into 11/5. both teams need a point etc etc

Coral go 14-1 no goal-scorer, three points above the next best available

I suggest this is a bonkers price for a small interest

would anyone be surprised to see 0-0 here?

Tikay,

This price is wrong. Get as much on as you can please. We can do something with it later.

We already have a MONSTA amount on (£20....) but OK, in Lisa we trust, on my way......

Gulp.

A FURTHER £50 (making the total £70) has now been placed.

Now what do we do?



No Goalscorer14/1Sunderland v West Brom - 07/05/2014


Stake £50.00

Estimated Return:£750.00

Total Stake: £50.00

Potential Return: £750.00


BET PLACED

Trust me I'm a doctor

When I was in Las Vegas I made a large bet on the river and a large American gentleman passed his hand. A few minutes later he asked me if I had a hand and I said ' Trust me I'm a doctor'

In the break he asked me if I could have a look at a rash he had on his back.

Doh

Anyway I digress.

This price is not available in the shops. It is 11/2. Corals have confirmed it is an online price only and not a palp.

At the risk of Doobs bashing me around the head again, please lay 0-0 at 11.5 on Betfair for £53.

0-0 you win a bit

Not 0-0 you break even

1-0 with an own goal you scope the lot.

This just takes care of the extra £50 you bet on my recommendation.

Gulp (again).

Done.

Hope I've not misclicked.

But thank you, anyway.


Placed (matched)

Lay (Bet Against)
 
Backer's odds
 
Backer's stake
 
Your liability
 
Sunderland v West Brom

0 - 0 Correct Score

11.5

£53.00


£556.50




Ref: 37065436704M Matched: 11:15 06-May-14

HUUUUUUUGE BET PLACED

[tikay]

If you can get on with stan james (thread can't)

+11.5 is too low

first mumbai home game had 15, now bangalore come to town with gayle, kohli, de villiers......

http://www.oddschecker.com/cricket/indian-premier-league/mumbai-v-bangalore/total-6s

How much would Fred like if I can ?

Tighty will need to answer that, I have no idea of his confidence level.

[TightEnd]

If you can get on with stan james (thread can't)

+11.5 is too low

first mumbai home game had 15, now bangalore come to town with gayle, kohli, de villiers......

http://www.oddschecker.com/cricket/indian-premier-league/mumbai-v-bangalore/total-6s

How much would Fred like if I can ?

Tighty will need to answer that, I have no idea of his confidence level.

best is now +12.5 evens satan james

£30 or so.

edit: ignore, mis-read

[sonour]

If you can get on with stan james (thread can't)

+11.5 is too low

first mumbai home game had 15, now bangalore come to town with gayle, kohli, de villiers......

http://www.oddschecker.com/cricket/indian-premier-league/mumbai-v-bangalore/total-6s

How much would Fred like if I can ?

Tighty will need to answer that, I have no idea of his confidence level.

are 4/5 over 12.5 now. I guess no good ?

[TightEnd]

If you can get on with stan james (thread can't)

+11.5 is too low

first mumbai home game had 15, now bangalore come to town with gayle, kohli, de villiers......

http://www.oddschecker.com/cricket/indian-premier-league/mumbai-v-bangalore/total-6s

How much would Fred like if I can ?

Tighty will need to answer that, I have no idea of his confidence level.

are 4/5 over 12.5 now. I guess no good ?

no, sorry i was reading the page the wrong way round

you want Paddy Power +12.5 10/11 but smallish, not the value that stan james was earlier

[sonour]

If you can get on with stan james (thread can't)

+11.5 is too low

first mumbai home game had 15, now bangalore come to town with gayle, kohli, de villiers......

http://www.oddschecker.com/cricket/indian-premier-league/mumbai-v-bangalore/total-6s

How much would Fred like if I can ?

Tighty will need to answer that, I have no idea of his confidence level.

best is now +12.5 evens satan james

£30 or so.

No, the unders is evens. Overs 4/5. WH 1.83 on over 12.5 which I guess Fred can do.

[tikay]

WH 1.83 on over 12.5 which I guess Fred can do.

So should I do that? £30? (Tighty won't do it, as it was his suggestion).

[sonour]

Ok. You have £11 at 10/11 over 12.5 6's

ON

[sonour]

Tikay,

Are you comfortable with that lay on Betfair ?

If not just ask and I'll try to help.

[TightEnd]

WH 1.83 on over 12.5 which I guess Fred can do.

So should I do that? £30? (Tighty won't do it, as it was his suggestion).

no, PP is better.

[tikay]

Tikay,

Are you comfortable with that lay on Betfair ?

If not just ask and I'll try to help.

Are you a Doctor?

I had to deposit some cash into Betfair, only had £360 or somesuch in it, which was not enough, but we are sorted now.

I did have to go into a dark room & think it through, but I'm OK with it now, it all makes sense.

I've explained before, but I'm just never quite comfy with "Laying" stuff, as I was a fixed odds punter for 40 years, & there was no such thing in those days, so it's hard to reverse my thinking.

It's much the same as going from snooker to billiards, which I tried many a time, all the thought processes seem intuitively wrong.