I was not in Vegas but I have managed a Thursday night of gym, multiple poker games and strippers....Wazz eat your heart out
I guess I must be at the gym too much now, the instructor asked me after a class what else he could do! I was thinking yeah, ask the guy with gut and man boobs how to exercise...concerning!
Well my "love affair" with Live Poker continued.....
Played the £20+£10 "deep stack" (there will be lots of inverted commas) where everyone seemed intent to get 25k in every single hand. I just did not get in pots, thinking when you have it, you
will get paid. Was up to about 30k ish at the break, not playing much, low balling looking for people to commit suicide into me, rather than trying to beat stations.
Was put on life tilt shortly before break, was due out for drinks tonight (friday) with a girl and casually mentioned I was at casino, having put in a considerable amount of "ground work", I was provided with War and Peace about her ex, gambling and how she did not want to go there....so that will be Friday night cancelled then! I could have played it down, but decided to be honest and said "yeah, I probably make your ex, look like a 7p yankee merchant, so best leave it" ha ha
Anyways, back to poker, shortly after break, Italian gentleman who plays 1/2 & 2/5 cash and is ridiculous in tournaments has come in at the break. He clearly wants to get back to cash. Previous hand he has trebled up with 9 7, having raised blind, and got a
flop! not only that, players had
and
so action galore!
I open
he to 800 at 200/400 and he min raises to 1600 without looking! As I am so far down my range I cannot see the top and knowing he could easily call all in without looking I just slapped it in after the BB also came along. Flop comes
checked, he bets 4000, having only looked at one card. I assume he has seen a 9 or 8 and therefore know I should be good, I make it 12,500, he goes all in without looking and I call. He shows
and goes on to hit runner runner flush! Alex and his Why do you Do Dis? phrase sunk in my head, as I kiss bye bye to my buy in!
Live PokerBuy ins: -£1,171
Returns: £1,685
Net:
£514Manage to escape without hitting Wheel or BlackJack #winningatlife and off home to fire up some late night turbos on stars, that is where it got interesting!
I am sitting in my shorts grinding turbos a la Rick Trigg and my flatmate comes in about 12am with a young female who is, shall we say, beyond mildly attractive!
turns out she works at his work, and has been moonlighting as a stripper at the club accross the road! He saw her leaving and she decided to come up for a drink whilst swearing him to secrecy (clearly I am allowed to blog it)....they have been drinking, I am sober and in shorts...
So, next I get asked to go to a club at 1am, whilst balls deep in a hyper turbo, to meet her and her stripper friends, she is literally trying to drag me out the door and somehow I managed to refuse...WTF is wrong with me!!!!!! I think I am getting results orientated on the women front, assumed I would crash and burn with her pals and would miss out on winning bowl turbo competitions.....
Still to hear the outcome of all this, all I have is a 2:30am text saying "Big Man, never in my days!!!!! you have no idea!!!" so I am guessing I missed out on something quite spectacular! Off to stick my head in oven
On the turbo front cashed twice to book a small profit, but all pretty meh, got to the round of 32 of that ridic HU hyper competition, such fun ha ha
ROI =
-38%ITM = 11%
Going to record ITM, trying to bring it nearer 15% and try to stop punting off tournamenets bored!