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Anyone know the latest on the £750 d/c at Luton?

Who's in/out...?

Not heard a thing !!!..... but if anyone does i also would appreciate any info
 :)

Tikay drew Table 7 Seat 4. Offsuit.

No news yet from my correspondent Sheriff Fatman

I think no news is good news

I'll pester Monty

Ok....

Monty Burns has Micky Wernick and Joe Grech on his table! Eeeek

Red has Nick Gibson, Bad Girl and John Hewston on his table.

Red story to follow.....

Rob Yong has Micky Jones on his table and apparently they are going at it big time!

There was spread betting on how long Rob Yong & Roland De Wolfe would last, spread was 11 - 13 MINS! ROLAND OUT!

From tikay:

"My table has Steve Jelenik, Nick Smithers Whiten, Mrs Paul King, Roland De Wolfe, (before he went out) Dennis Wolfe & Kieren thingymabob who won the 392 runner comp in Ireland in January. I got 98k"

LMAO

Ok the Red story....

Starting stack is 5k with 5k more to come.

Spectacular coup, Red has AK and gets them all in on a rainbow board vs John Hewston who has AK spades. Runner, runner spades means that Red is left calling for chips. :(

Tikay kept the €98k very quiet  :D

And Baron, this has been bugging me for a while:

It was Gary Player who said "The more I practise the luckier I get"

Steve Jelenik OUT.

RED-DOG OUT.

Chip counts coming in....

Someone else said that too but I have two others who said it wasn't!?  :dontask:

Definitely Player

100%

Mickey Wernick 18k.

Monty Burns 9k.

Nick Whiten 15k.

Nick Gibson 15k.

Bad Girl 13k.

Rob Yong 15k.

tikay 98k.

Why thank you. I've been called a ladies man before but never "player".

New tikay text:

"Other faces include; Iwan Jones, Barny Boatman, Bambos, Thewy, Richard Ashby, (OUT) Paul King, Rumit, M3Boy, Simon Nowab, Steve Vladar, David Lloyd, Stuart Fox. Me? 127k ish!"

anyone got counts for antony nicols and michael mc cool please.

Sheriff Fatman was also on tikay's opening table. He reached 25k early on. Still there now.

tikay 195k ish.

Rob Yong 35k

Simon Nowab 4k, Nick Gibson 30k

Text from tikay:

"A misunderstanding just arose. Card dead I raise on the button with what I thought was QQ, but it turned out to be Q7. BB calls - Oops! Flop 77K!"

:D

Rob Yong 45k, Bad Girl 35k.

128 runners began, £31k to the winner, an estimated 80 runners left.

;fish;

20 mins ago Thewy had 3k.

Now he has 44k!

I raised with

Ac Kc

John Hewston called with

 Aspades  Ks

Flop

 8s Ad Kd

raise, re-raise, it all goes in

Turn

Ts

River

 7s

After the break, and my second 5000 chips, Nick gibson who has good chips raises for 1500, I re- raise all in for 5200 holding

8s 8c

Nick beats me into the pot with

 Ahrt Th

He spikes a

 Tc

And thats all she wrote

Brutal.

Unlucky RED.

Greek Jack limps with AA, Thewy has 8-2, you know the rest. Thewy now on 50k.

Rob Yong down to the felt on the same table. Bad Girl is also there but she's on 35k.

Rob Yong back up to 14k. Chubbs Nowab OUT. Sonny Osman OUT.

Monty Burns 15k

Monty Burns 35k

60 left approx. average 21k, blinds 600/1200, tikay 26k.

Play suspended last 20 mins due to an incident.

Ian Woodley 30k.

Micky Jones 20k.

Rumit 12k.

Any idea what the incedent was?

Not as yet mate. tikay texting as and when he can squeeze one in.

Irish Denis makes a move with KT, Rumit in BB finds AA.

Rumit 20k, Denis OUT.

Sheriff Fatman OUT.

Anyone seen Jack Bauer in the last 20 minutes?

what happened about the 20 min delay

 rotflmfao

flushy you not playing or are you still in brighton

on table 7 with my laptop.....

Trying to find out now.

PUFF

lol quite correct am in brighton

The suspension was due to someone winning an a 3 way all in and scooping someone elses chips as well as the pot lol .... they had to try and work out how many chips were taken.

I think tikay may have been in some action recently, the texts have dried up.

Lol tikay says it's worse than that!

"Elderly gent with 60k total, won a pot of around 30k. As he pulled the pot in towards himself he raked his neighbour's chips who was NOT in the hand."

"Nobody knew the pre flop chip stacks so it was a tricky thing to sort."

Even money on it being tikay.

Was I the only one hoping it had kicked off and there was some kind of brawl at Luton?

no i was hoping to

kev plenty of chips in the 1k on blsq

me too Dubai!

I don't get it, why?

40 left, play to 5am.

Phone battery nearly gone.

Thewy 30k, Monty Burns "plenty", Bad Girl 5k, tikay 20k.

Looks like tikay's battery has kicked the bucket.

Sorry guys.

 ;goodluck; blondeites

I busted out at about 4.15am, my AK failed to do the job v QQ.

I'm at home today, & if anyone texts or rings me from Luton, I will stick the info up.

Matt Tyler, (b4Matt) said he is there & may send me some.

DAY TWO

Smoking Stece is OUT, Nick Slade busted him

Now Nick Slade & El Blondie tangle, Dave holding  Ad 5d & Nick  9h 9d, they see this flop...

Aspades 3d 3c   

Check check, Dave is trapping.

Turn ....

 9c

Monty decides to build the Pot, a BAD thing..... NOW who's trapping?

River 

Qd

Nick Slade dents Monty badly.

A few Chip Counts......

Bambos 100k

Thewy 80k

Bad Girl 50k

Jo Grech 100k

Nick Slade 100k

Micky Wernick 60k. Micky was down to 2k or 3k at one stage late last night, & made a remarkable comeback.

Nick Slade just lost a 55k pot, his QQ no match for C Park's KK.

Thewy has just lost a 50k Pot to L Wood.

BUBBLE TIME

L Wood is the Bubble Boy, he lost a biggie to Bambos, who now has 120k+.

Short Break now while they re-draw for Seats.

This info coming to me from Matt Tyler, who is playing a Super Sat for the Main Event. Big thanks to Matt.

L Wood is a Laura I think.

That would make him a girl.

Or his parents particularly cruel

Oops.....

Thewy OUT. Pah!

Bad Girl OUT.

12 left.

Ian Colshaw OUT

El Blondie still in? :)

FINAL.

Includes Joe Grech, Micky Wernick, Bambos, Nick Slade, and one of the two middle-aged Asian Gentleman who has a brother who also plays - very nice guys, Chandra maybe?

Vince (?) bubbled
 I gather.

Chandra or Lalit Khajuria.....

That's 'em Tighty!

el blondie busted out 17th or 18th I believe. He was short & made a move, & Matey Boy, who is sooooo lucky, woke up with K-K. For Matey Boy, read Thewy.........

Cheers boss.

I hope JT wins it now then!

Oh JT is out too?

Boooo, hisssss!

i see micky is back , they say cream always rises to the top

crikey, what does that make me??  :(

as flushy would say ,

youre the sugar sweet

Micky Wernick busts out 6th or 7th, JJ v QQ.

Viktor Kanwar 300k

Nick Slade 150k

Theo Dalton (?) 200k

Matey Boy 100k

Mr Khajuria, 300k.

Big thanks to Matt Tyler for these snippets. Matt is down to the last 2 tables in the Super Sat - 5 seats & some cash. He sais "Hi floozy".....

I look like being offline for about an hour. More when I return, if Matt sends 'em through.

Super Sat?

He's already qualified.

And who the heck is floozy??

What has he heard?

Good Lord, I'm asking a lot of questions today.


ps. Hi Matt  :hello:

 :hello: snoopy and hi matt  :kiss:
me i'm floozy!! 
good luck to blondes in Luton for weekend.

 :hello:

Any news on Mateyboy?

 :hello: :hello:
when are you joining the fun then snoopy?

Vik to win it!

He would have sold the Seat or taken cash, sloppy.

Floozy is.....well, floozy.

  :D :D fame at last!

Viktor is THE ultimate maniac. Nice guy, but a Maniac, official.

He won a nice Fessie Main Event at Luton last year from Simon Nowab & Paul Garnham. Viktor was in an "any A will do" mood & bust EVERYONE & everything with Rag Aces which hit every time. I think Paul (M3Boy) trapped Viktor a treat with JJ, & Viktor had A-3 & hit his A......Viktor then went to The Vic & Finalled in a  Monster Big Comp, 5th or 6th I think.

Next time I saw Viktor was at Spielers in Bexley, in a Cash Game. Somehow I had about £1,800 or £2,000 on the table in front of me, & I had decided I would nail it to the table, that was about £1,500 profit. Viktor was bossing the Table, R, RR, every hand. I found JJ, limped, Viktor Raised on cue, Big Dave Clarke RR'd, gulp, I RRR'd, gulp gulp, Viktor calls.

Flop was....... Js 8h 4h

So I have top set. I Bet, Viiktor RR'd, Dave Clarke RRR'd, WHAT? Ah well, it is what it is, all the money goes in. It's a cash game so cards are not on their backs.

Turn is  3h

Oh dear, 3 hearts now. I dare not look at which Jacks I have, dunno if I have the Heart or not.

River

 6h

FOUR Hearts, ohhhh noooooo. But I look and yes, I have the J of Hearts, & I take a £5k pot with a J flush. Poor Dave Clarke had flopped Middle Set, 8-8-8.

And the point of the tale is....Viktor had........9-2 off......#

OK, more news from Luton coming through.....

The Guy who had been named as Theo Dalton was in fact, Big Dave Clarke.........


But Dave has just busted, after running his JJ into Nick Slade's AA.

...then Joe Grech clashes with "Ambro Moriall (obviously spelt wrong...)

Joe has Pocket Tens, Ambro (?) has JJ.

Board comes.....

 Qh 5c Ts Kh Td

Jioe Grech hits Quads!

Joe Grech now has about 200k.

Ambro (?) is out now, 4 left, being....

Joe Grech

Viktor Kanwar

Nick Slade

Mr Khajuria.

Other way around but yeah he is some player. He was not a man who could be bullied!

Nick Slade OUT

Blonde Stt anyone starts in 2 Minutes...

Viktor exited 3rd, leaving Joe Grech (300k) to tussle with Mr Khujaria

And Mr Khujaria is the WINNER, collecting £31k, with Joe picking up £18k. There was NO business.

Big thanks to b4matt (matt Tyler) for these Updates.

Nice one Matt...

and well done to booder who won a seat into the Main Event.  ;applause;

AYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR to Booder for the Sat win.  NOW GET THE MAIN EVENT WON !!!!

Vic Kanwar is lanz from Crypto for anyone that has played the £300s or £500s 6paks.

Thanks Duzai.

You need a big bankroll to mess with Viktor. I believe he is a Social Services Care Worker.

Ambro Morreale..Italian restauranteur from Hemel Hempstead...loose, very loose, Luton player

Theo Dalton...North Londoner regular at luton.....


Which Khajuria was it...Lalit or Chandra?!?

I play Victor (Lanz) everyday on Betfair (Crypto), a true gentleman who never moans or tells you his Poker Story.

Thanks Tighty.

Which Brother?.....Sorry, not sure.

Indeed Vic is a TRUE gent - but BOY does he like to gamble!!!

Congrats Mr Grech, never heard of the winner, so in my reality he doesn't exist!!

Jo xx

The Winner is one of two really quite wondferful Asian Gentlemen. They are well-heeled guys, in Property I believe, super, super, guys, both of them.

nice updates tikay and gang,

see you at luton later! :)