Losing a woolly hat can be devastating - I have had mine for 30 years + - hope you find it soon - glasses can be replaced but a woolly hat is forever.
TBH I'm not really worried about the hat, I cam buy another for a quid on the market, the thing that bothers me is I don't know what happened to it.
In that sense it's just as big a mystery as the meaning of life. I don't know the answer to that question either and I will probably never find out.
I've tried to work through it logically, There is nowhere here that it could be that I haven't looked, except in the dustbin and surely there is no way I could have put my hat and glasses in the dustbin?
Please don't make me look in the dustbins. I take my own bins to the tip and and so that I don't have to go too often I have four large wheelie bins which I fill to capacity with every kind of horrible filth you can imagine, and what's more when they're full I put my wellies on and jump on the contents to compress it so that I can get even more disgusting stuff in.
Please don't make me look in the dustbins.