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« Reply #2100 on: January 22, 2015, 07:36:09 PM »

The other issue is trying to understand what the Mole is saying after the 3-days of non-stop drinking.

I usually find the first 2 to 3 hours is impossible then I start to make out the occasional word as I acclimatise. If I can match the 3 days of non stop drinking hopefully my hearing will be equally as slurred as his words so they should cancel out.....
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« Reply #2101 on: January 22, 2015, 07:38:09 PM »


Have you planned any non poker activities for whilst you are there?, or you just drinking and taking each day as it comes

We've got absolutely nothing planned yet but that could change I suppose.

Would quite like to do a helicoptor trip to see that big hole thing but other than that it'll be play it by ear.

General plan is:

Friday - Arrive 2pm, go out, get drunk.
Saturday - Get up, go out, get drunk before hangover has a chance to kick in.
Sunday - Get up, feel poorly, go out, get slightly less drunk than Friday or Saturday
Monday - Get up, maybe see the big hole thing, go out, get slightly drunk
Tuesday - Get up, go out, get drunk.
Wednesday - Birthday!!!!! Get very drunk!!!!
Thursday - Feel poorly
Friday - Go home


LOL bloody amateur, the old fella has it bang on. You certainly won't be going to bed every night or day for that matter.

Oh and that big hole thing, tell me what it looks like when you get back we've never managed to get near it. Well not the Grand Canyon big hole thing anyway...

I was just trying to add a bit of culture to this diary with the sight seeing stuff.

All sounds like a good plan to me mate. Never failed a challenge yet so bring it on!!!!
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« Reply #2102 on: January 22, 2015, 07:43:36 PM »

The other issue is trying to understand what the Mole is saying after the 3-days of non-stop drinking.

I usually find the first 2 to 3 hours is impossible then I start to make out the occasional word as I acclimatise. If I can match the 3 days of non stop drinking hopefully my hearing will be equally as slurred as his words so they should cancel out.....


This is also true.  Watching the Yanks at the poker table trying to understand what this mad, drunken Scotsman is saying as he pulls in all their chips is a sight to behold as well.  Some will look at the dealer and ask "isn't it only English at the poker table?".
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« Reply #2103 on: January 22, 2015, 07:55:03 PM »

I've never used a foam roller before although I understand they're supposed to be really good for you.

If I was going to use one it would probably be this one:

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Just as the diary was getting boring. More pics.
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« Reply #2104 on: January 22, 2015, 07:56:20 PM »


BTW Matt, do you know a good posing oil that doesn't irritate your skin?


The key here is actually to get the tan right rather than worry too much about the oil. If you get the tan nice and even then a very light cover of any non allergenic baby oil should do the trick as demonstrated by the lovely Jamie below:

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Worldy!
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« Reply #2105 on: January 22, 2015, 10:06:28 PM »

I think I made a rare good decision swerving this event.

No chance I could keep up even with substantial medical assistance.

My thoughts will obviously be with you guys..
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« Reply #2106 on: January 23, 2015, 08:52:26 AM »

The other issue is trying to understand what the Mole is saying after the 3-days of non-stop drinking.

Another one who misses the point completely.

It's a job to understand Mole BEFORE he starts drinking.
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« Reply #2107 on: January 23, 2015, 12:30:11 PM »

The other issue is trying to understand what the Mole is saying after the 3-days of non-stop drinking.

Another one who misses the point completely.

It's a job to understand Mole BEFORE he starts drinking.

Verging on racialism.

One of his happiest times was when he had to step in to 'translate' for me, I just walked away in disgust...
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« Reply #2108 on: January 23, 2015, 01:52:16 PM »

The other issue is trying to understand what the Mole is saying after the 3-days of non-stop drinking.

Another one who misses the point completely.

It's a job to understand Mole BEFORE he starts drinking.

Verging on racialism.

One of his happiest times was when he had to step in to 'translate' for me, I just walked away in disgust...

Lol. F**king love you guys Cheesy

My favourite Eck moment was a drunken answerphone message when you were in Nottingham....... "You bunch of wankers!! Where the fuck are you? We've come all the way to your fucking village and you can't even be arsed to come say hello!!"

Can't wait for Vegas mate. Gonna be a blast!!!
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« Reply #2109 on: January 23, 2015, 03:25:24 PM »

Matt can U enter my quiz? Even if it's just to annoy Cos?
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« Reply #2110 on: January 23, 2015, 05:38:11 PM »

Matt can U enter my quiz? Even if it's just to annoy Cos?

The only reason I never play these quizzes is because the winner is supposed to organise the next one and I really don't have the time.

If that rule is waived then I'll have a go.
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« Reply #2111 on: January 23, 2015, 05:40:26 PM »

No danger of U winning mate
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« Reply #2112 on: January 23, 2015, 06:23:13 PM »

Matt can U enter my quiz? Even if it's just to annoy Cos?

The only reason I never play these quizzes is because the winner is supposed to organise the next one and I really don't have the time.

If that rule is waived then I'll have a go.



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« Reply #2113 on: January 23, 2015, 06:26:44 PM »

Matt can U enter my quiz? Even if it's just to annoy Cos?

The only reason I never play these quizzes is because the winner is supposed to organise the next one and I really don't have the time.

If that rule is waived then I'll have a go.

Even I'm in if this rule is waived!!

C'mon George you get 2 more entrants if you will run the next one as well if either Matt or myself win (in before obv)
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« Reply #2114 on: January 23, 2015, 06:30:04 PM »

if anyone who wins doesn't want to do the next one i will do it

no biggie
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