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(famous for being unintentionally funny) was slagging off some TV bimbo.
"Well, she's not the sharpest bulb in the box....."
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Quote from: RED-DOG on December 23, 2007, 05:52:01 PM
(famous for being unintentionally funny) was slagging off some TV bimbo.
"Well, she's not the sharpest bulb in the box....."
lmao
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LMAO
One of the girl's in work is so thick, her head must actually hurt.
We were following one of those walkers crisps white vans with the potatos painted on the back and she asked
"are those doors made of glass coz i can see the potatoes inside"
(also disregarding the fact that the potatoes were about 4ft tall!)
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Quote from: RED-DOG on December 23, 2007, 05:52:01 PM
(famous for being unintentionally funny) was slagging off some TV bimbo.
"Well, she's not the sharpest bulb in the box....."
I have a friend that is the same, he once asked me what the time was and when i said it was ten to 6 he said'really, it was half 4 earlier'
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Quote from: RED-DOG on December 23, 2007, 05:52:01 PM
(famous for being unintentionally funny) was slagging off some TV bimbo.
"Well, she's not the sharpest bulb in the box....."
Lol, who was the TV bimbo, and why do you keep sharp bulbs in a box?
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Quote from: KingPoker on December 23, 2007, 06:00:09 PM
LMAO
One of the girl's in work is so thick, her head must actually hurt.
We were following one of those walkers crisps white vans with the potatos painted on the back and she asked
"are those doors made of glass coz i can see the potatoes inside"
(also disregarding the fact that the potatoes were about 4ft tall!)
Is she Welsh?
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December 23, 2007, 09:24:15 PM »
Quote from: Dingdell on December 23, 2007, 08:10:16 PM
Quote from: KingPoker on December 23, 2007, 06:00:09 PM
LMAO
One of the girl's in work is so thick, her head must actually hurt.
We were following one of those walkers crisps white vans with the potatos painted on the back and she asked
"are those doors made of glass coz i can see the potatoes inside"
(also disregarding the fact that the potatoes were about 4ft tall!)
Is she Welsh?
no she's english
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Quote from: KingPoker on December 23, 2007, 09:24:15 PM
Quote from: Dingdell on December 23, 2007, 08:10:16 PM
Quote from: KingPoker on December 23, 2007, 06:00:09 PM
LMAO
One of the girl's in work is so thick, her head must actually hurt.
We were following one of those walkers crisps white vans with the potatos painted on the back and she asked
"are those doors made of glass coz i can see the potatoes inside"
(also disregarding the fact that the potatoes were about 4ft tall!)
Is she Welsh?
no she's english
Was she in Wales at the time?
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advice on the english language - dont mix your metaphors, and avoid similes like the plague...
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We had this pub quiz and my daughter Marie was not really contributing, however in the music round she excelled and we got into a tie break situation. You had to shout out the band name when a pieces of music was played. Well a nano second into the song Marie jumps up.
"yes" said the quizmaster "who is that band"
Marie in an instant "Annie Lennox and the Arithmetics"
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my little 5 year old nephew has an excuse because he is 5..!! He was given a watch yesterday for Xmas, he loved it was wearing it and showing it to everyone.. I set the time on it for him because it was wrong...
Half an hour later, he did not know how to tell the time yet but he did say... "This is good, Uncle Carl made it the right time, but every time I look at it, it has changed..!!"
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December 24, 2007, 05:06:39 PM »
We were doing a quiz game at home and it came to my sister's turn, she got a question, "What is the name of the ship in the movie "Mutiny On The Bounty.??"... She was thinking and thinking maybe a few mins... "Ohhh, I know it..." she says... Everyone was giggling, and she realised it must have been a stupid one..!! The she reralised... "It is Mutiny" she answered laughing... LOL...
She was also doing a crossword and the clue was a 4 letter word... "Egg on"... She could not figure it out, and she eventually asked my dad because the word toast was 5 letters and did not fit..!!!
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December 24, 2007, 06:16:32 PM »
A member of blonde, who has an A Level in Maths, was trying to work out a sum of money for poker. Inexplicably, they turned to me and said...
"What's 5% of £100?"
I rest my case...
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Quizmaster: Which band had Noddy Holder as the lead singer
Sadie: Sledged.
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