Rate My Fry-up...

[corkeye]

Tough crowd today, couple of fine efforts.

Can't believe its five years since my last effort in the thread.

Cooked for 3, I am out of pracice, could have been better but tasted great.

Feedback welcomed.

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Yes! Finally a blonde that can actually cook eggs and sausages!

[smashedagain]

do you have 2 differnt bacons on there too you flash bugger?

[Woodsey]

Tough crowd today, couple of fine efforts.

Can't believe its five years since my last effort in the thread.

Cooked for 3, I am out of pracice, could have been better but tasted great.

Feedback welcomed.

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Pretty good, best for a while. Not fussed about the spuds on there but everything else looks good, even the eggs are cooked properly for me 8.75/10

[Nakor]

do you have 2 differnt bacons on there too you flash bugger?

Crispy streaky and a good bit of back for a sandwich has to be done.

[Tonji]

Top class cookage there Nakor, & for 3, great skills. Particularly like the proper loaf, eggs & sausage look top notch. Marked down on the bacon not crispy, & not keen on raw potatoes. 8/10  

[Junior Senior]

Yeah potatoes can GTFO, thats what Hash Browns are for. I would accept a potato waffle in some circumstances but its probably going to result in a points deduction

[EvilPie]

Scores huge marks just for being able to do 3 at the same time.

Potato things are a bit meh and not sure about the mushrooms either.

Little black bits dotted about for the authentic 'greasy spoon' look.

Struggling to give any less than 8/10

Nice work mate.

[Eck]

Mantis,

Now at first glance I thought "where the fuck is it? did he take the picture from Finland?"

When I got by the fact that you obviously enjoy a good hike before your fry up it looked a fairly solid effort.

Beans have taken over the plate a bit and perhaps the quality of the goods were questionable but needed to be a couple of furlongs closer to make sure.

However then my thoughts were why is he eating this outside? Turns out you are inside some kind of sun trap. A fry up is to be enjoyed ideally in peace whilst reading a decent paper (sun? really??) and in no reasonable universe should you feel the need to don a pair of bloody sunglasses whilst doing so.

So so close but failing so badly in the environment stakes.

6.5/10

Don't think I have the energy tonight to deal with Nakor and his raw potato, burnt and raw bacon, strange looking black pudding and why he has chosen to garnish his plate with soot...

[david3103]

That looks really good, and would have been a very high score if only you'd cooked those potatoes, and not cluttered the plate with tomato obviously.
Button mushrooms though! Hard to get any flavour in them unless you've been out and picked them fresh on the day

Extra kudos for preparing three servings, but the layout varies from plate to plate which can't be right.

Would definitely want to be invited round for breakfast regardless of the small criticism and overall a solid 7.5/10

Square plates ....

[bobAlike]

WTF square plates?

[cambridgealex]

WTF square plates?

yeh this. and are those eggs square too?!!

can't believe this hasn't got ripped up considering the response to some of the other efforts recently.

beans look cold btw

[MPOWER]

Here is my review,

1. 3 servings at once well played
2. Distribution of eggs 221 Not good
3. Eggs not fried no crispy edges not basted lid on frying pan on a low heat gave this result
4. Sausage not an even cook to many burnt bits
5.Toast looks very good and a nice loaf on the side
6. Potato slices looked shocking WTF was they doing there. A small fried diced potato maybe  
7. Back Bacon looked nice but the Streaky was murdered
8. Mushroom looked OK. Not watery but an uneven cook  
9. Those Hash browns FFS
10.Tomato's Burnt bits of Black pudding Bits over them
11.Black pudding over cooked and not next to the eggs!    
12. Horrible plates
13. No shot of tea or Fruit Juice
14. Lea and Perrins , HP, Happy shopper mustard!!. Lets keep it Branded  

6/10

Regards

M

[Karabiner]

@Nakor

Interesting innovation dispensing with plates and simply serving the fry-up directly onto the tray.

Is that a reflection on the eating tekkers of fenland folk? If so presumably protective clothing would be de rigeur whilst consuming the admittedly delicious-looking offering.

Apart from the lack of fried bread and the inclusion of factory-made potato pancakes this offering is hard to fault.

-1 for no plates
-1 for dodgy pancakes
-1 for lack of a fried slice

7/10.

[ruud]

2 breakfasts in quick succession with the sun offered as reading material!?

I thought that we, as a community, were better than that

[MANTIS01]

Yes, Nakor clearly has a copy of The Sun on display which he has somehow managed to slip past the irate scousers. Also he has a mustard condiment option on the table which has unsettled me rather. This is before we talk about the school tray plates, the sliced raw potato and the black sprinkles. I can't deny the help yourself bread option is impressive but there are certain oddities present which have no real place at the breakfast table. That said today I have seen Woodsey present a salad and a plasterboard/penis meal so as far as fry ups go it is a much more relevant dish to judge. I prob go 5/10 because I feel very deflated about events itt today.