Rate My Fry-up...

[Nakor]

Red thanks for the review, you are the target audience, I just imagine you have eaten enough to be sage status on the subject.
You might identify the metallic object if you knew I cooked said fry up while entertaining a 15 week old baby.

[millidonk]

1 sausage and he gives the place 9.5/10. Guy is clearly an amateur.

National Hotel - Muswell Hill, London attempt, i think i would rather let Amatay cook me breakfast.

There may have been just 1 sausage but it was excellent quality and a good mix of other items served in a stunning art deco cafe with heaps of character.

Would be so incred if you are the real fry up inspector! Personally I would take more sausages over art deco and character any day of the week! but I still think you are a hero, even If i do disagree with some of your scores. Great site. (If this is actually you)

[Fry up Inspector]

1 sausage and he gives the place 9.5/10. Guy is clearly an amateur.

National Hotel - Muswell Hill, London attempt, i think i would rather let Amatay cook me breakfast.

There may have been just 1 sausage but it was excellent quality and a good mix of other items served in a stunning art deco cafe with heaps of character.

Would be so incred if you are the real fry up inspector! Personally I would take more sausages over art deco and character any day of the week! but I still think you are a hero, even If i do disagree with some of your scores. Great site. (If this is actually you)

Thanks! My next inspection is taking place in London on Saturday. Really looking forward to it as it was voted "best builders breakfast 2012"

[smashedagain]

 

Omg. Just went to fry ups site.

First thing I see is "Some fry ups are good"

Then expected

"Some fry ups are bad"

and some fry ups come with unbelievable tekkers

[MANTIS01]

ok so this is how we roll at Mantis Towers. All comments appreciated....

This could possibly be the best effort yet. Unfortunately we will probably never know because the pictures are crap.

Small pictures. -1

Blurred pictures -1

Ashtray & fags on table? -1

Sun -2

Total 5/10

Nooooo goddam you photobucket!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-x-Full-English-Breakfast-Fry-up-/221191937099?pt=UK_HGKitchen_SmallApp_RL&hash=item3380111c4b

[technolog]

wp Mantis 

[taximan007]

wp Mantis 

[RED-DOG]

ok so this is how we roll at Mantis Towers. All comments appreciated....

This could possibly be the best effort yet. Unfortunately we will probably never know because the pictures are crap.

Small pictures. -1

Blurred pictures -1

Ashtray & fags on table? -1

Sun -2

Total 5/10

Nooooo goddam you photobucket!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-x-Full-English-Breakfast-Fry-up-/221191937099?pt=UK_HGKitchen_SmallApp_RL&hash=item3380111c4b

Brilliant! Now I can see it.

The beans are too runny and are leaking past the sausages.

WTF happened to the bacon? It looks like it has Legionnaires disease.

Eggs not basted.

Not enough bread & butter.

Too expensive.

Excellent plate/portion size.

Good selection of condiments.

A great individualistic breakfast from a man who knows what he likes and doesn't care a fig about convention.

7.3/10

[booder]

"I have been forced to use a quality site like Ebay to display my wares because the poor poker forum I utilise cannot handle the high image quality. They have one guy called Kinboshi powering the whole site by running on a treadmill "

 

[smashedagain]

"I have been forced to use a quality site like Ebay to display my wares because the poor poker forum I utilise cannot handle the high image quality. They have one guy called Kinboshi powering the whole site by running on a treadmill "

 

i think he may have blown his 100% positive feed back

[Tal]

Minus one for not confirming thickness of the Warburton's bread.

(Dammit I'm joining in!)

[ruud]

Minus one for not confirming thickness of the Warburton's bread.

(Dammit I'm joining in!)

God I would love to see a Tal style breakfast..... can you imagine the reading material?

[Doobs]

"I have been forced to use a quality site like Ebay to display my wares because the poor poker forum I utilise cannot handle the high image quality. They have one guy called Kinboshi powering the whole site by running on a treadmill "

 

i think he may have blown his 100% positive feed back

Almost worth paying the £100, so you can post beans too runny, ash tray ruining the ambeince and orange juice lacking in juicy bits as negative feedback.

[smashedagain]

"I have been forced to use a quality site like Ebay to display my wares because the poor poker forum I utilise cannot handle the high image quality. They have one guy called Kinboshi powering the whole site by running on a treadmill "

 

i think he may have blown his 100% positive feed back

Almost worth paying the £100, so you can post beans too runny, ash tray ruining the ambeince and orange juice lacking in juicy bits as negative feedback.

and it was cold

[ruud]

"I have been forced to use a quality site like Ebay to display my wares because the poor poker forum I utilise cannot handle the high image quality. They have one guy called Kinboshi powering the whole site by running on a treadmill "

 

i think he may have blown his 100% positive feed back

Almost worth paying the £100, so you can post beans too runny, ash tray ruining the ambeince and orange juice lacking in juicy bits as negative feedback.

and it was cold

No way it was cold, he served it in a suntrap