Rate My Fry-up...

[EvilPie]

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In the hotel, having a rare fry up for me. Do your worst.

Think you should have taken the picture before you ate 3/4 of the toast.

[Eck]

Good grief what fresh hell is this now....

Boshi none of what ended up on your plate seems to be fried.. Poached egg? Really? The bacon has been nuked and I think they must have missed the plate when putting the beans on.

I can't go on I can only hope you got the person that served up this by the collar and gave them a severe talking to about god or politics or something as a punishment for this monstrosity.

Similarly hope Adam was also trying to take the mickey with his picture, no idea why he needs two sets of cutlery to tackle half a breakfast. Maybe one knife was to attack the cook? looks like he already done this as there seems to be a small intestine on the plate??

[Cf]

What's with the dirty plates? Both the last 2 pictures have smears of beans along the edges.

[bobAlike]

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In the hotel, having a rare fry up for me. Do your worst.

Bacon looks like some old tramps ears -2
Penis looking sausage -3
Only 1 sausage -1
Poached egg -1 it's supposed to be fried.
Not enough beans -1
Not enough toast  and its cold -2
No fried slice -1
Toms +1
Mushrooms +1

Was anything actually fried on this monstrosity?

1/10

[StuartHopkin]

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In the hotel, having a rare fry up for me. Do your worst.

Bacon looks like some old tramps ears -2
Penis looking sausage -3
Only 1 sausage -1
Poached egg -1 it's supposed to be fried.
Not enough beans -1
Not enough toast  and its cold -2
No fried slice -1
Toms +1
Mushrooms +1

Was anything actually fried on this monstrosity?

1/10

Please see a doctor!

[bobAlike]

 
Lol

[redarmi]

Clearly a level from Boshi.  Nobody would actually eat that.

[KarmaDope]

Similarly hope Adam was also trying to take the mickey with his picture, no idea why he needs two sets of cutlery to tackle half a breakfast. Maybe one knife was to attack the cook? looks like he already done this as there seems to be a small intestine on the plate??

The second set of cutlery was for Shogun - his breakfast hadn't arrived yet.

[Eck]

Similarly hope Adam was also trying to take the mickey with his picture, no idea why he needs two sets of cutlery to tackle half a breakfast. Maybe one knife was to attack the cook? looks like he already done this as there seems to be a small intestine on the plate??

The second set of cutlery was for Shogun - his breakfast hadn't arrived yet.

ah i see, he saw yours and went off to look for somewhere that served up a full breakfast....

[dreenie]

£5.95 this morning at Hampshire County Cricket Club in the Press Hospitality area

your marks out of 10 please

Bacon looks mildly OK, not crispy enough tho - Tomatoes look like they have had too much oil drizzled on them, switch the parsley for black pepper. The sausages look anemic like something u cook at a Xmas dinner with bacon wrapped round them. Not sure what's going on with the eggs, looks like a very lazy chef, who doesn't want to be at work. Oh, and brown bread on a fry up? No ty.

0.5/10

[dreenie]

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In the hotel, having a rare fry up for me. Do your worst.

Bacon looks like it's been poached, no colour of crispiness on it. Sausage looks half cooked, beans look sloppy tomato looks anemic, no black pepper and can't see any drizzle of oil on them. Black Pudding looks like a lump of mud you have picked up from an early morning walk in the garden of the hotel and slumped on the plate. Egg? Can't even call it that, just looks horrible. Can't even see the mushrooms properly on the plate.

Again, this looks like a very lazy chef who has no passion for what he is cooking. Would demand a refund.

1/10

[dreenie]

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In the hotel, having a rare fry up for me. Do your worst.

Bacon looks like it's been poached, no colour of crispiness on it. Sausage looks half cooked, beans look sloppy tomato looks anemic, no black pepper and can't see any drizzle of oil on them. Black Pudding looks like a lump of mud you have picked up from an early morning walk in the garden of the hotel and slumped on the plate. Egg? Can't even call it that, just looks horrible. Can't even see the mushrooms properly on the plate.

Again, this looks like a very lazy chef who has no passion for what he is cooking. Would demand a refund.

1/10

0.1/10 *

[dreenie]

This went down a treat this morning...

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Bacon needs more crisp, sausages are frozen and look like they have been deep fried. Tomato - This is not a tomato, more like a slosh of red from a tin. Hash brown looks nice, beans OK, needs more care and attention from saucepan to plate tho. Egg looks frazzled, imagine it to be pretty dry and bland when you tuck into it. Never eaten a black pudding, but that looks presentable at least.

2/10

[The Camel]

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In the hotel, having a rare fry up for me. Do your worst.

That is not a "fry up"

0/10

[DropTheHammer]

This went down a treat this morning...

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Too much sauce on the beans for me, cheap sausages and wtf tinned plum tomato never seen that on a fry-up before.