Rate My Fry-up...

[Dewi_cool]

Can we not get a pic of a DTD breakfast on here?

See the updates boards, red has at least 3 every level !

Normally half eaten, and no google earth angle

[TheChipPrince]

Full list of DTD items???

[snoopy1239]

Where I come from, this is called Brunch...





Ingredients:

4x chipolata sausages
3x slices of smoked bacon
4x fried tomatoes
3x fried eggs
2x slices of toast with butter
half a corn on the cob
half a can of baked beans
mushrooms (didn't count these)
oven chips & fries
orange & mango smoothie
condominaments: BBQ sauce, salt & vinegar

Notes:

A house plant was added for ambiance, although I think it was dead.
BBQ sauce went next to the sausages. Important for it to be kept away from the corn and baked beans.
Egg on toast went on another plate as I like to dip my toast in the yolk, and I don't like to get bean or BBQ sauce on my eggs.
Salt an vinegar is mainly for the chips, but I like to add a drop of vinegar to my beans.
Had to have a breather at the half way stage, at which point I was close to vomiting.
I cooked a smaller version for Dana, but I couldn't eat with her as I needed to concentrate.



This was my first ever attempt at a fry up, so please take that into account when offering your feedback. I am open to questions, kinda like 'In the Well', but 'In the Frying Pan'.

[Jon MW]

Did you fry the corn on the cob?

[TightEnd]

-10 points for corn on the cob witha  fry up.

Therefore 0/10

the overall appearance is haphazard, with magazines strewn over table top, and suggests you live very untidily. I would not expect this from your overall appearance. - 10 points

Mushrooms completely covered by baked beans also spoils aesthetic appeal -10 points

overall therefore -20 out of 10

[TheChipPrince]

Look at the yolks at them b*stards!

It different that Snoops i'll give you that, its thrown a whole load more questions out there certainly, almost like an episode of LOST...

P.S. Whats with the Freddy Kruger finger sausages??  Beef them up!

[Colchester Kev]

Where i come from thats called salmonella and food poisoning ... have a word !!

[AndrewT]

Minus points for chips and for putting the beans on top of something else (as you can see the juice has dripped through leaving the beans a bit dry). Three tomato halves is too many - one whole tomato could have been replaced with hash browns, for instance.

Plus points for the assorted bongo magazines distributed around the table.

[Acidmouse]

can we have a sweepstake on the calories in that! lol..

2000+ i say is the line.

[TheChipPrince]

can we have a sweepstake on the calories in that! lol..

2000+ i say is the line.

He'll burn them off with the magazines help later...   

[Acidmouse]

can we have a sweepstake on the calories in that! lol..

2000+ i say is the line.

He'll burn them off with the magazines help later...   

lol...

fryup looks good snoopy, i feel bloated just looking at the size of it tho

[Colchester Kev]

Massive deductions for the Corn .... Eggs look far too snotty (please understand the difference between snotty and runny) .. The toast is wholemeal FFS ... insta deductions, Tomatoes = too many, BBQ sauce GTFO !!

Mushrooms under beans ... thats a schoolboy error, and If the chips were in a bowl, allowing the eggs to be on the actual fry-up, I may have accepted that ... as it is the eggs on a side plate is poor.

Overall 3/10 and i feel I am being generous with the marking due to your plea for leniency as its a first attempt.

[phatomch]

you get 3 points, one for sheer size of meal, one for having bizarre (greatest mag ever) and one for beating tk's effort.

[thetank]

I llike the houseplant, classy touch.

Can only agree with the constructive advice of ChipPrince, Kev and AndrewT thus far. Those egg yolks are looking at me, cook the fockers!

A good solid start from which to build on tho.

[tikay]

you get 3 points, one for sheer size of meal, one for having bizarre (greatest mag ever) and one for beating tk's effort.

What?

I may well refrain from making further entries now. That's just wrong.