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« Reply #780 on: November 14, 2008, 04:46:42 PM »

AAAAAARGGHHHHH i couldn't give a fuck if it's over easy, way too easy, or a complete slag of an egg


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!     
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« Reply #781 on: November 14, 2008, 04:47:11 PM »
Quote from: tikay on November 14, 2008, 04:39:46 PM
Quote from: snoopy1239 on November 14, 2008, 04:29:28 PM
Quote from: tikay on November 14, 2008, 04:22:59 PM

I can't get over that "place mat" comment by snoops.

That's plain racist. The Scots don't even know what a place mat is.

Kev didn't have a knife and fork in his pic, never mind a place mat. I'm surprised he bothered with the table. In fact, why bother cooking the sausages at all, why not just munch on a live pig down the local farm like a pork-thirsty vampire. Honestly, let's show some class people, please. Use a place mat.

Class?

Now look. I happen to think Jen & Dana's replica/mock Student Flat is one of the homeliest & most comfy rooms I've ever been in, & I've enjoyed every moment spent there, kipped there & all.

But place mats? PLACE MATS? The sofa is the place mat, the floor is the place mat, the lap is the place mat.

tikay, for heaven's sake, keep it down. You'll have us ejected from Hampstead quicker than a hiccup if the neighbours hear you. They think we're refined at the moment.
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« Reply #782 on: November 14, 2008, 04:55:41 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on November 14, 2008, 04:46:42 PM

AAAAAARGGHHHHH i couldn't give a fuck if it's over easy, way too easy, or a complete slag of an egg


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!     

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!     

Love it, far to say starting this thread was my finest hour...
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« Reply #783 on: November 14, 2008, 04:58:06 PM »
Hows this for a bad beat ,  Jane comes in from picking the kids up from school ... and as you do, i have a nose in the shopping bags (sweets & cakes & biscuit search we all do it !) ....  anyway, I see a punnet of mushrooms and some eggs, and say all excitedly "Oooooooh are ya doing a fry-up ?"  ... No she says, I thought we would have omelettes ... FK MY ENTIRE LIFE !!
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« Reply #784 on: November 14, 2008, 05:06:43 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on November 14, 2008, 04:58:06 PM
Hows this for a bad beat ,  Jane comes in from picking the kids up from school ... and as you do, i have a nose in the shopping bags (sweets & cakes & biscuit search we all do it !) ....  anyway, I see a punnet of mushrooms and some eggs, and say all excitedly "Oooooooh are ya doing a fry-up ?"  ... No she says, I thought we would have omelettes ... FK MY ENTIRE LIFE !!

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« Reply #785 on: November 14, 2008, 06:06:27 PM »
Kev should start a rate my omlette thread imo.

We could all praise how light and fluffy he looks
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« Reply #786 on: November 14, 2008, 06:07:56 PM »
Quote from: thetank on November 14, 2008, 06:06:27 PM
Kev should start a rate my omlette thread imo.

We could all praise how light and fluffy he looks

Sod that, I think I have whined and moaned and bitched and stropped my way to a fry up Wink

Whether or not I am allowed to photograph it is unsure at the moment ... she is obv scared that mine would be better LOL
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« Reply #787 on: November 14, 2008, 06:10:08 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on November 14, 2008, 06:07:56 PM
Whether or not I am allowed to photograph it is unsure at the moment ... she is obv scared that mine would be better LOL

Translation: If Jane's is better I'll pretend she didn't let me take a photo.
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« Reply #788 on: November 14, 2008, 06:21:10 PM »
Actually in fairness to Kev, I said something along the the lines of..

"If anyone even thinks of criticising my fry up, I'll tell then to GFY!, so it's best to not take a pic"

Mine would look pretty similar to Kev's, minus the beans but more bacon (and all round cooked better, of course  Wink)
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« Reply #789 on: November 14, 2008, 06:23:10 PM »
Quote from: Ginger on November 14, 2008, 06:21:10 PM
Mine would look pretty similar to Kev's, minus the beans but more bacon (and all round cooked better, of course  Wink)

Pics or it didn't happen!
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« Reply #790 on: November 14, 2008, 06:24:59 PM »
Kev, if you take whatever course of action you think is the most +SausageEV then we will respect that.

If this involves assuring your good lady that you won't be photographing the first 5 or 6 attempts while she gets in the practice then so be it.
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« Reply #791 on: November 14, 2008, 07:12:54 PM »
Any minute now, there'll be up these pics, any minute now...
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« Reply #792 on: November 14, 2008, 07:41:27 PM »
I have eaten it ... no pics im afraid ... it was better than mine so i nicked the camera and hid it Wink
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« Reply #793 on: November 14, 2008, 08:26:04 PM »
Quote from: Eck on November 14, 2008, 03:32:57 PM

Thank you glad at least someone thought it was edible.

Haggis is a bit of a cheat tbh you can buy slices of it but this was good stuff none of your hall's pish.

I don't think I've ever had haggis in my fry up, does that make me a bad Scot then Eck?
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« Reply #794 on: November 14, 2008, 08:53:49 PM »
Quote from: DAN DAN on November 14, 2008, 08:26:04 PM
Quote from: Eck on November 14, 2008, 03:32:57 PM

Thank you glad at least someone thought it was edible.

Haggis is a bit of a cheat tbh you can buy slices of it but this was good stuff none of your hall's pish.

I don't think I've ever had haggis in my fry up, does that make me a bad Scot then Eck?

Probably but to be honest you have more to worry about, I have met yer friends ye know  Cheesy
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