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Who

me ldo

What

£336 deepstack, £100,000 guaranteed, 10,000 chips, 45 min clock, suits my game

Where

DTD?

How

You: send me up to 50% of the buyin and in return get that % of the prize money.
Me: go to DTD and play cards with the aim of winning it all

Poor staking request!!

il take 10%!

wiiiii, it went well last time you had 10% of me.

Perhaps should of done a better laid out request but i figure anyone who is gonna stake me has seen my previous ones and i've been watching blackadder and have the line of baldrick saying "who what where how" stuck in my head so went with that instead :)

I was gonna put details of how i'm crushing the micro stakes casino comps atm but that goes against the fact that big stacks/long clocks suits my game so decided against it.

Bank xfer ok?

Ya. Knock the tenner I owe you off. You need my details?

I'll take the lot

Fabulous!

You be at DTD or you want to bank xfer it?

I vill be zere

Cheers ;)

Ship me ur details.

Ok. Will do so in a bit when i'm in uni. Or are you going to be there too?

No mate not gonna be there :(

I have decided that all 2 of my awesome stakers deserve in depth reports of the tournament. As such I will be giving regular updates about everything, including an in depth analysis of every level of the comp which will be either :), :/, or :(, with occasional further details as i deem appropriate.

There are two tasks for today. Firstly I need to buyin to the competition. I could do this now but that's not how I operate. I'll do it later. I also need to try and blag a lift as I can't really be bothered driving myself. I'll do that now as I'll prob forget otherwise.

Does Mattu get a percent for your poor impersonation of his staking threads?

Sorry I'm late, can I read it anyway?

Nope, because my staking request is nothing like his.

No. Forget anything you might have already read.

Update #1 - lift secured :)

Wiiiiii u getting a hotel or going back?

i'll race you down the M1

"Too late - don't bother reading"

made me want to read it so much more...

+1  :)

Curiosity and all that!

thread guaranteed to now get at least 10x more views than it otherwise would have :D

gl nana

Update #2

I tried buying in online via the DTD shop but can't remember my password. Or my username. Gonna have to email DTD and ask for my details. A good start!

I'll buy u in on friday - gimme cash on sat

This is gonna be sooooo cool when u ship!! The three of us could all go for a romantic meal together!!

Ah excellent, that's easier :)

Dunno about that. I might get in trouble :(

Update #3

After trying and failing miserably to buyin online Cf is rescued by GreekStein who is going to buy him in on Friday and [ ] get the money off Cf on Saturday.

Update #4

Accoring to Mr TightEnd over 200 people have already bought in online. Seeing as DTD sent me my details I have too now bought in online. Sadly this means I have lost this initial oppurtunity to grim Cos :(

Probs wise with the numbers already bought in! Make sure u pick up a blonde patch for when u get drawn on the TV table!

I already have one.

If I get on the TV table i'd be tempted to dye my hair blonde!

Doooooooooo it!!

Update V

Half way to dtd! Going to win it all!

Update VI

Sat at my table waiting to start. Got money off cos. Let's do this!

glglglglgl do a win 2moro please!!

Update VII

Down to 7k. ;)

Upd8 8

Up to 10k in second level

update number nine

Above starting stack forfirst time in l3. 10,300!

Currently beating evilpie in alcoh stakes. On pint number three :)

Make that one ur last!! I know how u spazz when drunk!!

X

Now in level 4. Hovering around the same amount :/

11

Down to 5k. This is so tilting :/

12.

Haven't played a hand since the last update. Had a last longer with someone who got it all in with 6-6 against K-K and hit a 6 on the river. Tilted. Feck.

Just get em in and do a bink and double up!!

gg girgy and cos' monies

[  ] great read nana!

That was perhaps the single most dire tournament i've ever played in my entire life. The rest of my table was running like god picking up hands, flopping flushes, etc. I kept getting dealt 83o and the like. Whenever I did have a hand it was always in bad spots too and I continually ran into better. You all know the drill.

Somehow stayed in until the 200/400-50 level. Shoved my remaining 3.5k on the button with KTs and got called by A5o in the big blind. Someone says they passed KT which I'm not surprised about in the slightest, and I obviously don't hit.

I had one hand of interest in the entire tournament. And the only interesting thing there was what my turn line should be. Think i'll put it on PHA.

Ah well. Hopefully better next time...

you're rubbish

lol, that's definitely how it felt. And it's probably how it looked!!