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pokerfan
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #60 on:
September 04, 2009, 08:20:39 PM »
Quote from: boldie on September 04, 2009, 01:28:52 PM
I went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere.
Well played Wally, well played.
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September 04, 2009, 08:37:57 PM »
Q. why was the boy with a sausage up his nose and a mars bar in his ear not feeling well?
A. because he wasn't eating properly
Q. whats the difference between snot and broccoli
A. Kids wont eat broccoli
my six year old got given 1001 kids jokes last week, we are about 1/3 of the way through and these were the only decent ones, thanks Granny!
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Reply #62 on:
September 04, 2009, 09:41:45 PM »
Quote from: moonandback on September 04, 2009, 08:37:57 PM
Q. why was the boy with a sausage up his nose and a mars bar in his ear not feeling well?
A. because he wasn't eating properly
lol
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September 06, 2009, 01:41:07 PM »
a gang of lads running down the road, bloke comes out of his house to see what the fuss is about.
bloke: whats up
random runner: a lions escaped
bloke: which way did it go?
random runner: you don't think were fkin chasing it do ya?
soldier in the desert on duty approaches his sargeant and explains
soldier: "im dying for a shag, can u sort it anyhow?
sarge: camel in shed 7, ill book you in for 2pm
2pm arrives and the soldier goes in and gives the camel a right good see-ing to.
He exits the shed and his sarge approaches him
"you dirty bastard"
"what?"
"why didnt you ride it into town like the rest of the fkin lads"
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boldie
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Don't make me mad
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Reply #64 on:
September 25, 2009, 10:24:26 AM »
ago
I was thinking of starting up a small zoo, so I wrote a letter to London Zoo,
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a zoo, please send me 2 mongooses"
I thought that didn't sound right so I tried again,
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongeese"
Nope, that still didn't sound right,
"Dear Sir, Im starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongi"
Ahh fuck it I thought,
"Dear Sir, Im starting up a small zoo, please send me a mongoose.
P.S. Send me another one"
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Reply #65 on:
September 25, 2009, 10:51:47 AM »
Breaking News!!!!
Ryan Giggs has just scored to give United a 5 - 3 lead....
Sandy
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bobAlike
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #66 on:
September 25, 2009, 04:52:55 PM »
Someone sent me a txt last night, all it said was
'A' 'G' 'N' 'B'
I think it's bang out of order!
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Ah! The element of surprise
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Reply #67 on:
September 25, 2009, 07:42:03 PM »
Quote from: bobAlike on September 25, 2009, 04:52:55 PM
Someone sent me a txt last night, all it said was
'A' 'G' 'N' 'B'
I think it's bang out of order!
Here's a bit of advice for you. Advi
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Reply #68 on:
September 25, 2009, 07:49:20 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on September 25, 2009, 07:42:03 PM
Quote from: bobAlike on September 25, 2009, 04:52:55 PM
Someone sent me a txt last night, all it said was
'A' 'G' 'N' 'B'
I think it's bang out of order!
Here's a bit of advice for you. Advi
reds is better. hahaha comedy
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Reply #69 on:
September 26, 2009, 07:18:09 PM »
Quote from: sovietsong on September 25, 2009, 07:49:20 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on September 25, 2009, 07:42:03 PM
Quote from: bobAlike on September 25, 2009, 04:52:55 PM
Someone sent me a txt last night, all it said was
'A' 'G' 'N' 'B'
I think it's bang out of order!
Here's a bit of advice for you. Advi
reds is better. hahaha comedy
Don't you get it?
Tom, I think yours is good too.
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Ah! The element of surprise
bolt pp
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Reply #70 on:
September 26, 2009, 07:19:53 PM »
Quote from: bobAlike on September 26, 2009, 07:18:09 PM
Quote from: sovietsong on September 25, 2009, 07:49:20 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on September 25, 2009, 07:42:03 PM
Quote from: bobAlike on September 25, 2009, 04:52:55 PM
Someone sent me a txt last night, all it said was
'A' 'G' 'N' 'B'
I think it's bang out of order!
Here's a bit of advice for you. Advi
reds is better. hahaha comedy
Don't you get it?
Tom, I think yours is good too.
how can he get reds without twigging yours?
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bobAlike
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September 26, 2009, 07:25:05 PM »
Quote from: bolt pp on September 26, 2009, 07:19:53 PM
Quote from: bobAlike on September 26, 2009, 07:18:09 PM
Quote from: sovietsong on September 25, 2009, 07:49:20 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on September 25, 2009, 07:42:03 PM
Quote from: bobAlike on September 25, 2009, 04:52:55 PM
Someone sent me a txt last night, all it said was
'A' 'G' 'N' 'B'
I think it's bang out of order!
Here's a bit of advice for you. Advi
reds is better. hahaha comedy
Don't you get it?
Tom, I think yours is good too.
how can he get reds without twigging yours?
Sorry, don't agree with you.
Different branch of humour.
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Ah! The element of surprise
scotty2hatty
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #72 on:
September 26, 2009, 07:29:34 PM »
bobalike's joke > red dog's joke
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thetank
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Reply #73 on:
September 26, 2009, 07:53:55 PM »
They're both pretty bad, but I like them.
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #74 on:
September 26, 2009, 08:47:20 PM »
Quote from: bobAlike on September 26, 2009, 07:25:05 PM
Quote from: bolt pp on September 26, 2009, 07:19:53 PM
Quote from: bobAlike on September 26, 2009, 07:18:09 PM
Quote from: sovietsong on September 25, 2009, 07:49:20 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on September 25, 2009, 07:42:03 PM
Quote from: bobAlike on September 25, 2009, 04:52:55 PM
Someone sent me a txt last night, all it said was
'A' 'G' 'N' 'B'
I think it's bang out of order!
Here's a bit of advice for you. Advi
reds is better. hahaha comedy
Don't you get it?
Tom, I think yours is good too.
how can he get reds without twigging yours?
Sorry, don't agree with you.
Different branch of humour.
Leaf it out
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