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« Reply #195 on: June 24, 2010, 02:31:28 PM » |
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I went to get some money out of the cashpoint this morning. Little old lady in front of me was standing on one leg and wobbling about a bit - looked like she was gonna fall over tbh, so I asked her if she was ok or needed some help. "No it's ok dear" she said "I'm just checking my balance."
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #196 on: June 24, 2010, 11:00:06 PM » |
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Did you know it can be beneficial to hire dyslexic staff?
I found this out today when I sent my secretary an email asking her to sack my cook.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #197 on: June 25, 2010, 12:27:37 AM » |
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Did you know it can be beneficial to hire dyslexic staff?
I found this out today when I sent my secretary an email asking her to sack my cook.
I fnid tihs psot ofnfeisve. |
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« Reply #198 on: June 25, 2010, 12:42:35 AM » |
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Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a pub.
Barman look up and says "Is this some kind of a joke?"
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Congratulations to the 2012 League Champion - Stapleton Atheists
"Keith The Camel, a true champion!" - Brent Horner 30th December 2012
"I dont think you're a wanker Keith" David Nicholson 4th March 2013
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« Reply #199 on: June 25, 2010, 12:43:40 AM » |
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Did you know it can be beneficial to hire dyslexic staff?
I found this out today when I sent my secretary an email asking her to sack my cook.
I fnid tihs psot ofnfeisve. yuo wnat em ot dleete pranter? |
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Keefy is back  But for how long? |
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« Reply #200 on: June 25, 2010, 12:55:22 AM » |
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Did you know it can be beneficial to hire dyslexic staff?
I found this out today when I sent my secretary an email asking her to sack my cook.
I fnid tihs psot ofnfeisve. yuo wnat em ot dleete pranter? Hy sdhb gij fjne cferwer ewrgf ji erwf dwer ghjbtyyhv etytehbg mthbrt r hjgh rgh. |
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« Reply #201 on: June 25, 2010, 12:56:11 AM » |
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This World cup has turned out just like the World War, the French gave up early on, the Yanks got there in the last minute and it was left to the English to fight it out with the Germans again.
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“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”
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« Reply #202 on: June 25, 2010, 12:56:29 AM » |
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Did you know it can be beneficial to hire dyslexic staff?
I found this out today when I sent my secretary an email asking her to sack my cook.
I fnid tihs psot ofnfeisve. yuo wnat em ot dleete pranter? Hy sdhb gij fjne cferwer ewrgf ji erwf dwer ghjbtyyhv etytehbg mthbrt r hjgh rgh. Is that you Dewi? |
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Keefy is back But for how long? |
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« Reply #203 on: June 25, 2010, 12:58:01 AM » |
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Did you know it can be beneficial to hire dyslexic staff?
I found this out today when I sent my secretary an email asking her to sack my cook.
I fnid tihs psot ofnfeisve. yuo wnat em ot dleete pranter? Hy sdhb gij fjne cferwer ewrgf ji erwf dwer ghjbtyyhv etytehbg mthbrt r hjgh rgh. Is that you Dewi? Gwefun sf nfdre rerd fdyrtd a awerxdwea yrtgrt ear dawef aw. (If you could speak Welsh you'd ban me for ever right now) |
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« Reply #204 on: June 25, 2010, 06:28:45 AM » |
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Went to the zoo,only animal there was a dog in a cage.......it was a shihtzu.
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« Reply #205 on: June 25, 2010, 07:40:25 AM » |
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Went to the zoo,only animal there was a dog in a cage.......it was a shihtzu.
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #206 on: June 25, 2010, 03:00:49 PM » |
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what's Green and dangerous and lives under water???
A frog with a machine gun!
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For the record I'm not Neil Blatchley, I know him, don't hate him. And hope he can recover from his illness.
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« Reply #207 on: June 25, 2010, 07:58:59 PM » |
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Did you know it can be beneficial to hire dyslexic staff?
I found this out today when I sent my secretary an email asking her to sack my cook.
I fnid tihs psot ofnfeisve. yuo wnat em ot dleete pranter? Syorr, wsa jstu iebng dredtera |
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #208 on: June 26, 2010, 10:08:38 AM » |
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Q. what do you call a cat who has just eaten a whole duck
A. a duckfilledfattypuss
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its better that i have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
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« Reply #209 on: June 26, 2010, 10:24:26 AM » |
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Went to the zoo,only animal there was a dog in a cage.......it was a shihtzu.
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Carpe Diem
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