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« Reply #630 on: September 14, 2011, 01:54:36 PM » |
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Boldie back at his best  everytime I see this thread bumped my first thought is 'I hope boldie's posted something' #notdisappointed |
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« Reply #631 on: September 16, 2011, 01:06:36 AM » |
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2 jokes for you. No bias from me, but I have a bet in place as to which one people will find funnier. Even if you think they are the 2 worse jokes in the world, tell me which joke is better:
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Joke A:
Paddy and Murphy's firm land the decorating contract at The Vatican. One day, they walk through a door marked 'Private' only to discover the new Pope lying in State. Paddy and Murphy are sworn to secrecy as the news will not be released until the morning. Paddy being the brains of the outfit points out that although they swore to secrecy, they can still make money. "William Hill have a 2011 Death Index. We can lump on the Pope and clean up."
So the next day, the news comes out, Paddy collects and is buying drinks all round. Murphy walks in looking non-plussed. "What's up Murphy, surely you got to the bookies to collect." "Well I did, but I have a bit of a sweat. I put him in doubles and trebles with the Queen and the Archbishop of Canterbury."
Joke B:
Did you hear Muslims are no longer allowed to advertise on TV?
It's because of the telly ban.
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« Reply #632 on: September 16, 2011, 01:09:54 AM » |
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changed my mind - you cant deliver the first punchline
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« Reply #633 on: September 16, 2011, 01:14:42 AM » |
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« Reply #634 on: September 16, 2011, 01:46:41 AM » |
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A by default as B is pants.
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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« Reply #635 on: September 16, 2011, 02:03:44 AM » |
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They're both really bad.
A didn't make me laugh at all. It seemed more like a story than a joke.
B made me smile a bit at the pure shittness of it so I'll go for B.
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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« Reply #636 on: September 16, 2011, 09:29:04 AM » |
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Bring back Boldie.
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« Reply #637 on: September 16, 2011, 09:50:22 AM » |
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A by default as B is pants.
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« Reply #638 on: September 16, 2011, 10:09:08 AM » |
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A is a crap joke.
I've heard the B joke before, but told properly (i.e. kicked off as it if was part of a normal conversation) and it made me laugh a lot.
so B.
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« Reply #639 on: September 16, 2011, 10:50:48 AM » |
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This is pretty bad but it might erase the memory of that awful joke Simon posted;
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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« Reply #640 on: September 16, 2011, 11:03:55 AM » |
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This is pretty bad but it might erase the memory of that awful joke Simon posted;
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
That is better than Simon's combined |
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« Reply #641 on: September 16, 2011, 11:14:07 AM » |
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A is a crap joke.
I've heard the B joke before, but told properly (i.e. kicked off as it if was part of a normal conversation) and it made me laugh a lot.
so B.
this was quality when holdy told us this in the pub, she started it off proper deadpan and I was sat there thinking she was a silly gullible fool who actually believed it when someone told her muslims had been banned from tv and then she hit us with the punchline a doesn't even make sense, how can you have doubles and trebles on a first past the post race? surely you'd have to place forecasts? |
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« Reply #642 on: September 16, 2011, 11:15:14 AM » |
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I didn't say either or both were my jokes!
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« Reply #643 on: September 16, 2011, 11:17:05 AM » |
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I didn't say either or both were my jokes!
would you be saying that if everyone thought they were hilarious? It's too late Simon....... |
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« Reply #644 on: September 16, 2011, 11:25:33 AM » |
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