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Topic: Joke!! (Read 312541 times)
RED-DOG
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1290 on:
December 26, 2018, 09:41:09 PM »
"Mum, I'm going out".
"Not until you change out of that mini skirt you're not".
"Why?"
"Because I can see your balls Richard".
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December 27, 2018, 07:57:40 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on December 26, 2018, 09:41:09 PM
"Mum, I'm going out".
"Not until you change out of that mini skirt you're not".
"Why?"
"Because I can see your balls Richard".
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January 08, 2019, 10:41:06 PM »
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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January 09, 2019, 09:22:45 AM »
Quote from: EvilPie on January 08, 2019, 10:41:06 PM
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well.
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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January 31, 2019, 10:43:46 PM »
I'd like to thank my neighbour for allowing me to borrow her large sheet of plastic covering.
Ta Pauline
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February 01, 2019, 09:06:54 AM »
Groan
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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February 07, 2019, 10:59:15 AM »
What’s the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?
One lives in the outback, the others a Geordie stuck in a lift.
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April 17, 2019, 06:37:18 PM »
I asked the Librarian if she had any books on Paranoia.
She whispered "they are behind you."
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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May 11, 2019, 01:52:15 PM »
What happens when you eat tin foil?
You sheet metal
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Reply #1299 on:
May 11, 2019, 02:20:31 PM »
What do you do if your mouth is icy?
Grit your teeth.
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Reply #1300 on:
May 12, 2019, 12:54:05 AM »
My new girlfriend suffers from eczema, she has cracking tits.
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May 12, 2019, 08:00:41 AM »
Haha
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May 19, 2019, 12:23:40 AM »
I got fired from my roofing job for wanking at work, the boss said I can wipe the slate clean though.
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June 08, 2019, 09:02:30 PM »
Dwarf stunned after being pick pocketed. He said “How can anybody stoop so low?”
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Re: Joke!!
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June 17, 2019, 12:01:37 AM »
Local dentist arrested for dealing drugs. Shows you how wrong you can be about people. I've been going to him for ages. Never knew he was a dentist.
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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