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anybody going to post updates ?

Tikay Red Snoops and Chilli are going to send me some texts so when i get them i shall put them on here.

thanks flushy

Looks liek a strong field, aswell as out 4 heroes we have....

Lord Lawrence, John Morgan, Action Jack, Trevor Reardon, Ali Mallu, Micky "number 1" Wernick, Jim Read, the mad turk and "more"

Why do you call him Lord Lawrence?

Other blondes include, Jim Read, Steve Jelenik, Ash Pervais, I Know it, Peter Evans (the bandit), Greek Jack and Des 'bling bling' Jonas.

More runners:

Viv williamson, Jackie Reardon (the smiling assasin) Andy Gomm Rob James, big dave smith and rob stevens.

Tikays says "no value here" not really true, there is always value when tikay is about!

Because it suits better than Lady Lawrence!

Ok ....If you can ..send him my love..xx

Just about to be seated ..so GL all the Blondes...

is tikay out yet ?

Cheeky

You will be getting a red card when he gets online...in 10 mins

Tikay is up to 4800 (ithink its 3k+3k double chance) he had to let jacks go though after an AKK flop, 'Began' i am guessing thats Spoony is on 3500

Matt Tyler is also up .. ...early days yet ....Go blondies ..go Blondies..

It's 3.5+3.5

Can you find out if Dan got in?
He was going great guns in the sat when i left

Flushy .... don't brag about that ... :D :D

welllllllll

7 not very good or was it 3.5 x 3.5

 ;ifm;

Tikay is up to 10k, still with his 3.5k in reserve.

He had 64 on the button flop A64. Then after 6 limpers the BB made it 500 to go, tikay called with Q8 sooooted, flop Q88, turn Q matey boy moved all in

Tikays table has broken, apparently the guy who he beat with his Q8 (well it was suited) said "good luck pops"  ;tk; ;tk; ;tk;

It tickled me! I havent heard any other news, i would imagine they will be getting down to it proper now, 9pm start, assuming it started on time would see them on 100-200 after a break.

Ive just text him flushy and told him to pull his finger out and send more updates :)   

Ok here we go then. They are now on the break, i guess they started late.

Chilli is on her 2nd 3.5k and short apparently.

no ian, i never got in and have got nobody to blame but myself. i went out about 17th with 9 seats up for grabs i was about 6th in chips i guess and blew up in amazing fashion, possibly the worst poker i have ever played.

oh well we live and learn..

i saw tikay, snoops, reddog and chilli there so good luck to them and any other blondes

Just got a lengthy text from Chilli, sounds like she had a shocker.

Her exit was at the hands of greek jack, she held KK on a JJJ flop (i dont like that flop vs someone called greek jack!!) he had AQ and spiked the A!

By the sounds of it all her hands ran into monsters!

I am out QQ vs AK. Dunno who it was, guessing snoopy or Red, number ends 2264 if someone can help us out

Ive got .... Red 6k   Tikay 22k    80 left    ave 12k

Snoppy

Tikay just sent me a text saying he won on 26k when he raised with AK saw a 865 flop, fired off against 2 players, who had both flopped a set!!

Now on 23k

I figured it was snippy who was out.

I know it 12k
hot dog 11k
des bling bling jonas 7k

Lord Lawrence of Leeds 8k

If i get Tikay's silly text right, Peter Evans is on 18k

Tom (lucy Rokash' partner) 26k !!!

Ash is on 10k.

Mr Wernick is out, AK vs AA

I am out of paradise 100 fo with AK vs KJ to come 11th, wrong thread, lol

hows lord gosney doin ,and mat ;goodvevil;

Yikay justblew 8k when he had A3h in the bb flopped a flush draw on the 944 flop. He missed his flush tried to make a move and ran into 444.

Red 6.5 k

Text from snoopy reveals Tikay on 18k, and Red on 6k

kev had to kick her indoors backdoor in ,she lost her keys.

Ask gets his KK in vs 77 and is now on 15k.

62 left average is 16k

flusshy try and find out if lawrance is still in cheers.

Fancy losing her keys bazza, I bet she wont lose them again !!!

found them when it was to late ,left her sore ,red knees. :blonde:

vinni.. you left her sore with red knees??

OMG!

knelt down had to crawl throgh small hole, flushy any news

Just asking now....

in the mean time, Tikay is up to 32k after his QTd flops a flush and the BB with his 24 hit a str8!

You bokked him Barry, he has just gone. As has Red who ran into 'I Know it's' KK

45 left, Ave. 20k    blinds 600/1200    ;tk; is on 33k .... wooohooooooooooooo !!

Des Jonas is out, his 99 clashed with Stuart Rutter's AA!

Mr Rutter has a mountain of chips apprently.

38 left ave 25k blinds 800/1600

I'm out  8h 8s v  Kc Kd

I had decent chips at one stage but got badly damaged in this hand

I raise on the button with  Th Jh, the big blind calls, flop  Qh Qs  5h He makes a small bet 30% of the pot and I figure he has hit his set but I call for my flush hoping for a big payday

The turn comes  Kc so now I'm up and down as well, he bets small again, I call

The river card is the  2h He bets again, I call and show my flush, he shows  Qd 2s

Tikay makes day 2, miracles do happen, he has 20k

approx 30 left.

Are we having some sort of updates today? would be nice

I reckon the card room supervisors are out on strike.

No chip counts from Walsall, no January schedule from Nottingham...... ;slavedriver;

 ;scarymoment;

I will be getting updates from Tikay...

he says he wont be there long " i dont intend to die slowly or with dignity"

ok blinds at 1500-3000 and 980k in play some chips counts for you:

M Alidon 102k
Ali Mallu 92k
C Smith 73k
M Reeve 67k
Stuart Rutter 62k
greek Jack 56k
D Dolan 54k
Ash Pervais 54k
Z Aslam 40k
L Hawkes 39k
P Singleton 38k
Phil Peters 36k
P Solysik 35k
E O'Neill 34k
C Lipens 33k
C liperis 33k


smaller stacks to come...

T Smith 26k
F Zarandi 25k
C Wooldridge 21k
Grandad 20k
I Fieldhouse 20k
N Bamcridge 19k
J Reardon 19k
E Katzi 17k



the start has been delayed due to traffic on the M6

there was suggestion of paying everyone some money 300 quid, all agree except Ali Mallu.

Tikay is up to 29k, he had some limpers, it was his blind, you know how it goes.

Ali Mallu always refuses these types of deals.

he also refuses to put hands down in cash games!!

Any news on Tom Gibson ?

He was said to have 60k+ late last night.

Like 4,7,T,Q for example in omaha high after R and RR pre-flop !

or AQo to my re-re-re raise all in with KK !

2 tables now, tikay is surviving on blind steals, seems he gets AK on the button every round

Tikay just nocked the blinds from UTG with 22 then claimed they were Queens

its'sssssssssssss bubble time!!

Tikays coat has been fetched, his card has been brought to the door.

good play on words there flushy

Goooo Tikay!!!  ;goodluck;

 ;goodluck;  ;tk; xx

Just heard from base camp.  17 left and Tikay still there  ;cheerleader;

He's in the money now with 70k with average about 57k.  Who would have thought yesterday that the master would outlast us all!!   8)

Ok, I'm now taking over as James has finally fallen asleep.

A few texts have come in so they are as follows, forgive me if some of these have been posted already!

Stuart Ruttes loses a huge pot to a lady, his QQ done by her 44, Rutter now on 20k. Tikay re-raised Phil peters with TT, he passes. Tikay now 45k average 52k

C Liperis moves all in for 17K with A3, Tikay " bravely " calls with KK, no drama to come and now on 70k.........

J reardon out too, 17 left, we in the money, ave 57k...............


Down to 5k after a terrible call, Tikay was in the BB with K8s, caught the 8 but an A flopped and Tikay passed for 8.... 32k pot

15 left, Pete Singleton with AK busts Tony Smiths A2........

I think that the previous text must of had a number missing! can't be 5k.....

14 left. L Hawkes (lady) out with QQ v AK. The blinds have just gone to 3k-6k, players now on a 15 minuite break.

Tikay is on 54k, average is 65k

Tikay, with the new go faster stripes, is now on 78k.  Sorry, no details from who he nabbed them off.

A ss moves all in on Tikay's BB, he calls for the 17k. SS has Q7........... and he hit... ( Booooooooooo) Tikay with now slightly thinner go faster stripes on 59k

not on strike jus having a week off to recharge the old batteries, ( its been 4 months since my last one)

sorry for no chip counts karabiner, i was there briefly yesterday but left early.

Has he had his Zimmer frame customised ??

and now they are down to 13 left.......

Getting nail bitting stuff  :D

I thought he had one of those 1 person buggy thingies.....

Still 13 left, Tikay calls another players ( no name, sorry) all in when he finds AQsooooooooooted, unfortunatly Mr Al Lin had JJ and it held up.

Tikay now 35k.

ok guys just called work,and spoke to Tom and ive gathered this info

the blinds are at 3000/6000

12 left,pete singleton jus gone out.

local players still in

Mark Allden 120,000
Elias Katzi ( the greek chap ) 70000
ash ( the cash ) Pervais  (real shady) 60000

ali mallu is the current chip leader with 160,000

Tikay, with his go faster stripes fitted, is now nicking blindes (shocked oooooooh ahhhh!) with QT, matey dwells forever and Tikay starts thinking it would of been better to wear brown trousers....

Matey finally passesand shows AJ.. " Good pass, had AQ" he manages to splutter out... LOL, now 45k

Next he'll be wearing trackies with the bottoms tucked into his socks!

P.s, thanks Dani x

good work ginger, keep it up. ill call tom again later to find out more info, dont wanna bother him to much as he has work to do

Down to 11 players..........

Running to the shop, back a.s.a.p.

Make that 10 left!!  right, running out while I can, 15 mins at most

LOL, I WILL get to the shop eventually!

Text just in as walking out the door. 9 man final so now hand for hand. Tikay on 64k ( woohooo) blinds 4k-8k, ave 89k...........

EDIT: make that 76k for Tikay!

Cheers Dani, enjoy your break.

Got your disguise ready for the blonde bash ?

i really would love to attend, but you cant always have what you want, although the £300 freezeouts we hold each month always seem like a blonde event to me anyway, as more and more blondites attend

Got your disguise ready for the blonde bash ?

what disguise do u suggest karabiner?

Ok, back again......

Phil Peters has his QQ busted by A7 (ouch!)  and it's now the FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best of Luck Tikay!!!!!!!!

xx

go on  ;tk;

Some of the latest chip counts from Tikay:

Ali Mallu BIG chip leader on 300k
Ash Pervaiz                      100k
Stuart Rutter                    90k
Tikay                               85k
Martyn Reeve                   83k
Greek Jack                       70k

Apparently the blinds are really starting to kill the game ( or for some anyway!)

.....and almost straight away they are down to 8 players, SS Eamonn O'Neil is the first to depart the final table.

Big stack Ali Mallu is using his chips to full advantage, and has raised every hand so far.

Ali Mallu raises for the 6th hand running, Tikay looks down in the BB to see AK....  :D re-raises all in to 80k, Ali calls and has TT

First card on the flop..... A!!!!!  :D second card T  >:( (nooooo) and no more help to come.

Tikay out in 8th for £1200

Very unlucky Tikay, but very well played! well done you!!!

Sent Tikay a text saying ..."Dont take no shit from Ali, go get them, good luck mate."  Almost immediately I get this reply

"Take no shit from Ali ?  NO WAY..I RR'd him all in, that will teach him to raise my BB.. He got the message........ Ps. He busted me . xx "

very well played tikay       :)up

Even if Tikay had flat called, it was always going to go in on that flop, very unlucky.

unlucky Tikay, can't argue with profit though

well played Tony....another good result..x

N1 Tony--UL
Malc-M

 ;tightend;

 ;applause; ;tk; ;cheerleader; ;cheerleader; ;cheerleader;

perhaps you can ask tikay for some lessons snoopy      

 ;scarymoment;

That's the last of the updates from Tikay, he has to dash off to feed the cats! So if you want more you'll have to find another source for the end :dontask:

Anybody know who else is there? 

Well done Tikay  :respect: ;tightend; :respect:

Thanks guys for these impromptu "Mini-live Updates", big thanks to Flushy & Ginger, also Kiv, & at Walsall, snoops & Chili too. Also well done to Dani & his Walsall team, expecially Claire the Super-Valet, this monthly £300 Freeze at Walsall attracts a really tremendous field every time, take note other Casinos. And to those who Railbirded me from home, thanks as always.

I played my A Game from hand 1, & that result - 8th & £1,200 - was the best placing I could have got the way things panned out, so no complaints at all. When the Final began, Ali Mallu Raised it up the first 6 hands running, so when he went for the magic 7, on my BB, & I saw AK, it was a no-brainer, no point in trying to play it subtly, Ali is gonna call any bet, & will push in on any flop, so in went the chips. I flopped my A, he flopped his set, & that's all she wrote.

Been a good week for me, (on the Poker playing front anyway) - a Final at Notts netted £1,000, $5,700 clear profit online from 3 MTT's, & £1,200 today. Gotta be happy, these weeks don't come round too often, gotta enjoy them when they do.

OK, 2 days Forum stuff to catch up on, 6 weeks e-mails to wade through (been distracted by other matters, apologies for any unanswered e-mails), & I'm off to London in the morning for 425, & Southend on Wednesday. This retiement lark is a breeze.

Toodle pip.

and get that bleedin 425 diary updated


 ;yellowcard;

Very nice Tikay i hope ya form will continue for as long as possible because from my short time being on
blonde it seems you very much deserve it.

Happy new year mate.
Jim.

Boo, I hope to start the Diary again this week - if they will forgive me for abandoning them for so long! I love writing about the this & that's of the Poker World, but I had a few time probs the last few months.

Jim - that's very kind of you. "I love this game" too....!

Well done Tikay, damn that Mallu!!!

Still a good result and at the beginning of the day you probably take 8th!

Too right Flushy.

I Know It was in good shape, but I never saw the going of him. Probably another Ali Mallu victim, he was rampant. Lovely atmo there today.

Morning all.

Tom Rutter here...lil bro of Stu.

The most up-to-date info i have is from when we left, as Stu was busted in sixth by Ali Mallu, who had approx half of the remaining chips.
He looked very confident for obvious reasons and would take something special to beat him.

Thanks Numpty.

Stu played well - took a HUGE beat in the Semi against the red-haired Lady - he had AA or KK I think, she had 44 - & he played superbly to recover. I think young Mr Rutter needs watching, some game he has there. He was using the Re-Raise trick a lot earlier on, I was watching him carefully, (as I had been impressed with his game in Helsinki) & I said to a mate, I'm gonna catch this lad if he keeps Re-Raising. Next hand, he raises, Bliong Bling Re-Raises, Stu calls in a flash, he had the Aces. KNEW he was at it.

He took the trouble to approach me in Walsall & thank me for the larging up I'd done about him on 425. Very nice lad, if I may say so.

Ali Mallu? Well, he was just different class today. Fair play to the fella. I can't play flops against him, I just stick 'em in & hope he don't call. That was my plan if I got heads-up with him in the Final, but he retaliated first..........!

Nice result Tikay, that Ali Mallu is crazy how on earth can he raise six hands on the trot hes an animal. Nice updates btw

Hehe cheers Tikay told him u said that. He was gutted u spied his reraising tactic.

Thanks for taking the trouble to talk to stu..think he appreciated the confidence boost you brought when you introduced him to the table!

Unlucky in the tourney..well played to get so far. would have been very interesting if that AK had won..give u a proper chance to have a crack at Ali.

There are six of us who started learning together a year or so together hoping to give the poker scene a real crack over the next couple of years..hope stu's early success carries on so we can see u at a few more tourneys. Good luck until next time

The Updates were a bit Heath-Robinson, texts to Flushy, but the news filtered through.

Ali Mallu was just unplayavle, 6 straight hands from the start of the Final, & on the 7th, my BB, he did it again, & I got AK.. A no-brainer. I was shocked to see he had any hand at all to tell the truth, he had not shown, he'd not had to before.

Bit out of order to say this, but I was as pleased as punch with my game all this week, I've changed it a fair bit, & I guess I'm hitting cards too. No doubt the Poker Gods will give me a good slapping next week.