Derren Brown will attempt to predict the lottery results

[mondatoo]

The david blaine thing afterwards was pretty good imo

[DaveShoelace]

Yeah, disappointing cos Derren Brown's stuff is usually good..

wtf where you watching Derren Brown for, you just had a kid?

No changing his name to Derren Atkin then?

[ACE2M]

dissapointing, anybody with a modicum of intelligence knows that was total bollox.

[boldie]

dissapointing, anybody with a modicum of intelligence knows that was total bollox.

[ ] This, much like the horse racing one, was aimed at those with a  modicum of intelligence.

[ACE2M]

dissapointing, anybody with a modicum of intelligence knows that was total bollox.

[ ] This, much like the horse racing one, was aimed at those with a  modicum of intelligence.

yes, i suppose i didn't make that very clear. What he's saying is all very interesting but applying that to pick the lottery numbers jsut isn't possible. split screen obv.

[titaniumbean]

I'm sure it's been said before, but how sick would this man be at poker?

he did an episode tutoring some granny to read body language to play poker iirc.

[bolt pp]

so what is it he's saying he did? i missed the program.

[mondatoo]

so what is it he's saying he did? i missed the program.

":
Abs bullshit really,wasn't paying much attention as it was a joke but a mixture of will power and probability was one reason,then at the end of the show he said the other way he "didn't" do it was he "didn't" hypnotize the security guards and he "didn't" put 6 wieghted balls in the machine.

[cia260895]

genius

[dik9]

If you look closely at the screen you see a man run on and switch the balls just as the bonus is being drawn. I almost missed him at first cos he was wearing dark clothing and a cap pulled down. But luckily I have sky+ so could rewind and catch him in the act.

I missed the dark clothed fella but spotted this one on my sky+

[boldie]

He is going to "controll the nation" next;

Making people stick to their seats

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/250712/

But; ""If their TV breaks or I died suddenly, after a few minutes people will be able to stand up again. It's safe and it won't work on everybody"

OK, so no doubt there will be some people who come up on Saturday and say "I really got stuck to my chair!"..."I just couldn't get up!"...

obv, nothing to do with the telly being on and them having a few pies in their hand at the time.

[Colchester Kev]

Sticking people to the sofa is a piece of piss ... Jane can do it, I can do it ... any parent in the land can do it.

All you have to do is say "Kids, the washing up needs doing"  Kids, its bed time" Kids can you give me a hand with this"


Any of the above, + countless other lines, will render the subject velcroed to the sofa.


simples !

[Ironside]

He is going to "controll the nation" next;

Making people stick to their seats

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/250712/

But; ""If their TV breaks or I died suddenly, after a few minutes people will be able to stand up again. It's safe and it won't work on everybody"

OK, so no doubt there will be some people who come up on Saturday and say "I really got stuck to my chair!"..."I just couldn't get up!"...

obv, nothing to do with the telly being on and them having a few pies in their hand at the time.

its worked on me already

[MANTIS01]

Yeah, it would be a better trick if Derren Brown got people out of the chair instead. The only way really is to put the remote just out of reach. Even then most people would put up with watching Songs of Praise while they figured out a way to get the remote without moving.

[boldie]

This Friday at 9pm on Channel 4, Derren Brown is supposedly performing a mind control exercise that will keep the nation glued to their seats for the duration of the programme.

Just for a laugh, I'm going to put my chip pan on at about 8:59 and then leave it for an hour.

Derren, if you're reading this, you better have some bloody good lawyers.