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« Reply #300 on: July 22, 2011, 03:05:19 PM »

You need one parent per kid when you take them swimming? What; 2 to keep an eye on the kids (in 2 hour shifts or with some sort of schedule) and one to keep an eye out of peados or something?

Seems a bit excessive, no?
on holiday or in hotels they are more relaxed and i easily handle all 3 swimming on my own whilst the wife catches the rays.
my ex of 15 years worked worked as a social worker on child protection teams and the number of them perverts  is far higher than anyone could imagine. think len fairclough from coronation street got done for something in a swimming pool.
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« Reply #301 on: July 22, 2011, 04:22:15 PM »

You need one parent per kid when you take them swimming? What; 2 to keep an eye on the kids (in 2 hour shifts or with some sort of schedule) and one to keep an eye out of peados or something?

Seems a bit excessive, no?
on holiday or in hotels they are more relaxed and i easily handle all 3 swimming on my own whilst the wife catches the rays.
my ex of 15 years worked worked as a social worker on child protection teams and the number of them perverts  is far higher than anyone could imagine. think len fairclough from coronation street got done for something in a swimming pool.

I got done for something in a swimming pool once...not the best day of my life...the shame was unbearable.


How the F was I supposed to know the water turns dark blue FFS!
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« Reply #302 on: July 22, 2011, 04:44:43 PM »

You need one parent per kid when you take them swimming? What; 2 to keep an eye on the kids (in 2 hour shifts or with some sort of schedule) and one to keep an eye out of peados or something?

Seems a bit excessive, no?
on holiday or in hotels they are more relaxed and i easily handle all 3 swimming on my own whilst the wife catches the rays.
my ex of 15 years worked worked as a social worker on child protection teams and the number of them perverts  is far higher than anyone could imagine. think len fairclough from coronation street got done for something in a swimming pool.

He was accused of having straying hands whilst giving swimming lessons. Jury found him Not Guilty.

The 'how many adults' issue seems to be decided by local management. I used to take my two, plus an occasional friend when they were learning, and still take two grandkids at a time both locally and in Norfolk where three of them live. Our local pools in Stockton on Tees say one person over sixteen to two children for under eights.
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« Reply #303 on: July 22, 2011, 04:59:33 PM »

You need one parent per kid when you take them swimming? What; 2 to keep an eye on the kids (in 2 hour shifts or with some sort of schedule) and one to keep an eye out of peados or something?

Seems a bit excessive, no?
on holiday or in hotels they are more relaxed and i easily handle all 3 swimming on my own whilst the wife catches the rays.
my ex of 15 years worked worked as a social worker on child protection teams and the number of them perverts  is far higher than anyone could imagine. think len fairclough from coronation street got done for something in a swimming pool.

He was accused of having straying hands whilst giving swimming lessons. Jury found him Not Guilty.

The 'how many adults' issue seems to be decided by local management. I used to take my two, plus an occasional friend when they were learning, and still take two grandkids at a time both locally and in Norfolk where three of them live. Our local pools in Stockton on Tees say one person over sixteen to two children for under eights.


There's a joke in there somewhere but not one I think I could get away with.
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« Reply #304 on: July 22, 2011, 05:21:43 PM »

You need one parent per kid when you take them swimming? What; 2 to keep an eye on the kids (in 2 hour shifts or with some sort of schedule) and one to keep an eye out of peados or something?

Seems a bit excessive, no?
on holiday or in hotels they are more relaxed and i easily handle all 3 swimming on my own whilst the wife catches the rays.
my ex of 15 years worked worked as a social worker on child protection teams and the number of them perverts  is far higher than anyone could imagine. think len fairclough from coronation street got done for something in a swimming pool.

He was accused of having straying hands whilst giving swimming lessons. Jury found him Not Guilty.

The 'how many adults' issue seems to be decided by local management. I used to take my two, plus an occasional friend when they were learning, and still take two grandkids at a time both locally and in Norfolk where three of them live. Our local pools in Stockton on Tees say one person over sixteen to two children for under eights.


There's a joke in there somewhere but not one I think I could get away with.
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"I just broke the world record for holding my breath under water. It all started when a girl at the swimming baths shouted 'That's him over there Daddy'"
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« Reply #305 on: July 22, 2011, 05:58:49 PM »

nice chatting to you last night mate sorry was not the happiest after my exit ..
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« Reply #306 on: July 22, 2011, 06:26:45 PM »

nice chatting to you last night mate sorry was not the happiest after my exit ..
hey lee dont be too down on yourself. you got AQ v Ronaldo. you go with what you feel is right. if you put it up in pha some everyone will say easy fold wtf are you thinking but in reality and the cold light of day you had been playing with and knew exactly how he had been playing. ANYone know why he is anon too. i like him and stopped him from getting into a fight in their one night over something stupid.
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« Reply #307 on: July 22, 2011, 06:28:52 PM »

nice chatting to you last night mate sorry was not the happiest after my exit ..
hey lee dont be too down on yourself. you got AQ v Ronaldo. you go with what you feel is right. if you put it up in pha some everyone will say easy fold wtf are you thinking but in reality and the cold light of day you had been playing with and knew exactly how he had been playing. ANYone know why he is anon too. i like him and stopped him from getting into a fight in their one night over something stupid.

please, Jason. That's just upsetting.
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« Reply #308 on: July 22, 2011, 06:38:32 PM »

nice chatting to you last night mate sorry was not the happiest after my exit ..
hey lee dont be too down on yourself. you got AQ v Ronaldo. you go with what you feel is right. if you put it up in pha some everyone will say easy fold wtf are you thinking but in reality and the cold light of day you had been playing with and knew exactly how he had been playing. ANYone know why he is anon too. i like him and stopped him from getting into a fight in their one night over something stupid.
thanks mate its appreciated
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« Reply #309 on: July 22, 2011, 06:42:08 PM »

nice chatting to you last night mate sorry was not the happiest after my exit ..
hey lee dont be too down on yourself. you got AQ v Ronaldo. you go with what you feel is right. if you put it up in pha some everyone will say easy fold wtf are you thinking but in reality and the cold light of day you had been playing with and knew exactly how he had been playing. ANYone know why he is anon too. i like him and stopped him from getting into a fight in their one night over something stupid.

please, Jason. That's just upsetting.

look mate if the coin says heads its their..tales is there, got kids running all over is my only excuse.
for one minute i thought you was on about my mum then saw the highlight lol
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« Reply #310 on: July 22, 2011, 09:11:57 PM »

You need one parent per kid when you take them swimming? What; 2 to keep an eye on the kids (in 2 hour shifts or with some sort of schedule) and one to keep an eye out of peados or something?

Seems a bit excessive, no?
on holiday or in hotels they are more relaxed and i easily handle all 3 swimming on my own whilst the wife catches the rays.
my ex of 15 years worked worked as a social worker on child protection teams and the number of them perverts  is far higher than anyone could imagine. think len fairclough from coronation street got done for something in a swimming pool.

He was accused of having straying hands whilst giving swimming lessons. Jury found him Not Guilty.

The 'how many adults' issue seems to be decided by local management. I used to take my two, plus an occasional friend when they were learning, and still take two grandkids at a time both locally and in Norfolk where three of them live. Our local pools in Stockton on Tees say one person over sixteen to two children for under eights.


There's a joke in there somewhere but not one I think I could get away with.
Was it?
"I just broke the world record for holding my breath under water. It all started when a girl at the swimming baths shouted 'That's him over there Daddy'"

No, was more along the lines of "Now that's a sexy sandwich"
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« Reply #311 on: August 04, 2011, 01:33:42 PM »

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« Reply #312 on: August 04, 2011, 04:55:01 PM »

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« Reply #313 on: August 04, 2011, 04:56:57 PM »

Bring back Herbie!
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« Reply #314 on: August 04, 2011, 05:00:18 PM »

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Worst playcalling I have ever seen. Bunch of  fucking jokers . Run the bloody ball. 18 rushes all game? You have to be kidding me. Fuck off lol
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