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Nakor
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Due to childcare issues we have had Grandma staying for a few days to look after the girls.
Grandma has never been the best with names, often sends Christmas cards to Caroline (daughter) and Daniel (son) instead of Caroline and Adam (me), calls Indie (youngest) Anya (eldest) and vice versa and when she realises her mistake adds "or whatever your name is". Grandma went home last night.
Bought Indie downstairs this morning to be greeted by Anya (3) saying "morning whatever your name is". Thanks Grandma.
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Quality thread! Hadn't seen this before - intrigued to know what the you tube vid was from a few pages back?
Anyway, one of my mates has a missus that comes out with corkers on a regular basis which he obv posts to facebook. This is one of my faves:
Me: Are we watching the solar eclipse on Friday?
Lisa: What time is it?
Me: About half 8 int morning.
Lisa: Is it? I thought it was at night.
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This is was done totally without malicious intent, it's just the way he is.
Early on January 10th my son-in-law wakes my daughter and asks excitedly.
"Hey, did you know that David Bowie has odd eyes?"
"No".
"Yes, yes he has.. He's dead too".
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Bridie eating a bag of Cheetos.
Me "They look like Dale Winton food".
"Why?"
"Because they're bright orange".
"Oh, I thought it was because they're cheesy puffs".
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Quote from: RED-DOG on September 28, 2016, 10:20:20 AM
Bridie eating a bag of Cheetos.
Me "They look like Dale Winton food".
"Why?"
"Because they're bright orange".
"Oh, I thought it was because they're cheesy puffs".
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My youngest Granddaughter is knitting me a scarf from various lengths of scrap wool. She showed me the first foot or so, which was festooned with knots and loose threads.
"Don't worry" She said brightly, "It will be OK when I've edited it".
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Quote from: RED-DOG on December 23, 2007, 05:52:01 PM
(famous for being unintentionally funny) was slagging off some TV bimbo.
"Well, she's not the sharpest bulb in the box....."
I always say this and I have to wonder if it's because of this post.
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Quote from: lucky_scrote on October 30, 2016, 01:07:48 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on December 23, 2007, 05:52:01 PM
(famous for being unintentionally funny) was slagging off some TV bimbo.
"Well, she's not the sharpest bulb in the box....."
I always say this and I have to wonder if it's because of this post.
She mixed up 'The sharpest knife in the drawer' and 'The brightest bulb in the box'
My claim to fame is that I invented the saying, 'Older than God's dog'.
I was writing something and I wanted a good simile for old and I thought well if God has a dog surely he wouldn't let it die.
It's an everyday saying amongst my friends and family now and it's slowly creeping further afield. I haven't seen it used in print yet save for this enquiry.
http://www.iknowtheway.co.uk/2014/04/10/older-than-gods-dog/
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Quote from: RED-DOG on October 30, 2016, 01:24:25 PM
Quote from: lucky_scrote on October 30, 2016, 01:07:48 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on December 23, 2007, 05:52:01 PM
(famous for being unintentionally funny) was slagging off some TV bimbo.
"Well, she's not the sharpest bulb in the box....."
I always say this and I have to wonder if it's because of this post.
She mixed up 'The sharpest knife in the drawer' and 'The brightest bulb in the box'
My claim to fame is that I invented the saying, 'Older than God's dog'.
I was writing something and I wanted a good simile for old and I thought well if God has a dog surely he wouldn't let it die.
It's an everyday saying amongst my friends and family now and it's slowly creeping further afield. I haven't seen it used in print yet save for this enquiry.
http://www.iknowtheway.co.uk/2014/04/10/older-than-gods-dog/
I have definitely heard this before, probably from you to be fair. It would be interesting to find out who posted that comment.
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While talking about local and general anaesthetics my almost 21 yo daughter asked 'are local anaesthetics sourced responsibly from the local area?'
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Mrs Red didn't realise she had said this and couldn't work out why I was laughing.
Oh what a wembled tag we weave....
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She's on form today.
"Those three dogs are all the same size except for the big one".
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Granddaughter Alisha. "I bet I'm the most least competitive person in the world"
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