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In the next month or so I'm playing 3 decent looking tournaments that are a little outside my roll so I'm looking to sell some action to reduce my liability. The first is a $1500+100 in Malta, the second is the €1000+100 UKIPT in Galway and the 3rd is the £1000+90 DTD Monte Carlo. I'm selling for all 3 individually at 1.25, first come first served. Selling a total of 35% in Monte Carlo and Galway, and 40% in Malta. As always, I'm selling a percent of gross cashes, no stakeback, but net of all deals/savers etc. I've heard there are a lot of Italians in Malta, from my experience at the last UKIPT in Dublin and in the sats to Galway the standard seems terrible, and in DTD the structure will be siiiick and I know probably half of the players' games, so I think the value for all three tournaments will be good.

Relevant links:

Me:
http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=91657 (http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=91657)
http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/pokerstars/skolsuper/poker/results/461F6D02129743649E33C3BE796334C7.html?t=2 (http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/pokerstars/skolsuper/poker/results/461F6D02129743649E33C3BE796334C7.html?t=2)

The tournaments:
http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/festival.php?a=r&n=7646 (http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/festival.php?a=r&n=7646) GSOP Live, Malta. 10% = $200
http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/festival.php?a=r&n=7848 (http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/festival.php?a=r&n=7848) UKIPT Galway. 10% = €137.50
http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/festival.php?a=r&n=7897 (http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/festival.php?a=r&n=7897) DTD Monte Carlo. 10% = £136.25

Let me know on here if you're interested. TY for reading,

Keys

edit: changed Malta to $$$. sold out.
re-edit: fixed Galway/Dublin error

5% of each pls?

bank or tilt is good for me

no love for mr keys?

Booked, ty. Bank is best for me probs, will pm you details

5% of each please mate

tilt transfer ok? if not then bank transfer fine too

10% of UKIPT Dublin please mate.

Can i give u cash (euros cool?) at DTD?

I'll take 5% of each mate

WTF!!!!!!

You aren't really playing poker in Malta are you?

So disappointing Mr Keys.

0% please.

Anyone considering staking Mr Keys for the Malta event should know that me and Hopkin will be stood behind him for the entire event making his life a living hell.

He's supposed to be getting pissed, not playing poker.

Can't believe I sent you the link. Massive sigh.

Flying 1600 miles to a sunny place full of hot young women and cheap beer to play fucking poker.

Jeez!!

To be fair playing some crappy poker comp in Malta will be a good way of saving money.

There's 3 of the best strip clubs I've ever known in Malta so €1600 will be a drop in the ocean.

NO!!

He's supposed to be coming to Malta to get pissed and have fun with a group of about 15 people.

He's not supposed to be grinding out a poker comp.

Might as well have stayed in the UK and played the GUKPT.

lol Matt. Might turn out that I can't play anyway, looks like qualifiers only...

Just bring your laptop mate. You can grind ftops in your room while we're out getting smashed.

Evilpie ITT


rotflmfao

I'll take 5% of DTD monte carlo and 5% of UKIPT if kewl pls Mr James.


:)up

The times I've been to Malta its the most boring ass place in the world anyway, poker is a good option imo.........

OK, just spoken to live support and they assure me that the Malta buyin is in dollars, so 10% = $200. They were also pretty certain that I could buy in at the venue, although I am a little dubious as they insisted I could use cash, which seems unlikely. Anyway I will find out on Wednesday and let you know.

@Numpty, Mitch and MC: booked ty, numpty I'll pm you, Mitch yes euros would be ideal and MC, let me know how you would like to pay.

Have now sold out for Galway. 10% left in Notts and Malta.

edit: fixed Galway/Dublin error again

lol again, please calm down, unfortunately I have to make a living playing poker and think it would be a bit silly to miss this if I were in the vicinity and could play. If I can't play or I bust early I will have high expectations for the nightlife from you now though...

change my 5 and 5 to 10 of Monte Carlo if poss mate.

Oh hello titbeam, missed your first effort, sorry about that. Yeah no problem, 10% booked, Monte Carlo now sold out.

pm shippage info ta :)up

Lol

I guarantee that when I line up Jagerbombs around the edge of the poker table Keys is sat at his edge in the tournament will be greatly damaged.

0% please

[  ]  You've been to the right places.

[ x ]  Stillettos, Steam and Parcheville ftw!!!!

You were probably just with the wrong crowd.

Please bink the UKIPT Mr Keys.

Actually can I have Titbeam's 5% of UKIPT just so I can laugh at him when you win.

I don't want any Malta though you boring fuckwit.

Lol Matt, the entertainment never stops with you. That's why I'm going to a poker tournament in the vicinity of your holiday. Sold out for all three now tho, sry mate

PS. For anyone who missed out, apparently I'm a favourite in the 3.50 at Lingfield today. Get on, get paid.

Stars $$ best for me mate, failing that Bank Transfer

skolsuper (Nottingham) on stars then please mate

Just realised I have several times typo-ed Galway as Dublin. I meant UKIPT Galway 1st-6th December. Is everyone who bought shares aware of that mistake+ok with Galway shares?

LOL no, my mates and work colleagues are animals.........

Probably should've took them with you then.

You work in a Circus/Zoo?

Lol

Wrong area?

Paceville is just too much fun on a night out.

Cheap drinks
Hot young girls
3 x Strip Clubs
Everything is rammed in together so you never have to walk more than 30 seconds to the next bar
Few places doing good food
Bottle service for €35

Not sure what else I could ask for in life?

Mmm, not sure I went there, maybe. In or close to St Juliens's?

LOL

YOU DEFINITELY DIDN'T GO THERE.

It's not the sort of place you aren't sure if you went to. It's f awesome and I'm jealous.

St Julians is v close to Paceville so it coulda been there you went Woodsey?

I've been to clubbing destinations all over the world mate, they all the look the same to me now......... ;)

Maybe I dunno, it wasn't that busy though so maybe low season? I haven't got enough fingers and toes to count the number of places I've been that are way better that what I saw in Malta though by all the measures that Stuart mentions. Been 3 times in all........

Malta is one of those places you either love and go back time and time again, or you hate and never go back.

My dad is maltese and i was forced to go every year and hated it, then i went back about 15 years ago and loved it again and went every year until a couple of years ago. It's not for everyone though. Paceville when i was 15-18 was immense, much better than it is now imo.

sorry just surprised you remember that far back

Hahaha, still do it now sometimes mate :D  ;cupcake;

is the malta money in $$$ or EEE?

Nowhere is Europe is $$$ mate...........

for the staking

not their local currency

LOL sorry  ;ashamed;

found it now will send when i work out how much to ship

Buyin was in $ in the end, got 60k at the dinner break so we're doing ok. Structure is pretty good as well, although there are not as many Italians as I'd hoped

Wiiiiiii
Glglglglgl
Hope my run good £££ work for u

Keys in the top 5 in Malta with 170 left

Pics of bopkin and tittyhead antirailing plz

Sick only 170 left!

Yeah insert unhappy face tournament report here.

Also I am now stuck in Malta for a couple of extra days cos of snow in Leeds apparently, which sucks a bit. Weather's nice here tho. If there are no more problems I should just about make it to Ireland but I am cutting it a bit fine. If I don't play, there will be no refunds. Nah just kidding, of course there will be refunds. Probably.

FYP

Just fking fly to Manchester you jessie. Also you should have told Nick and me you were still around.

Booked a flight to Liverpool today which now also appears to be going tits up as well. We looked at the Manchester flight but there weren't 14 seats available :(

Flight to dublin cancelled, will see tomorrow about getting there because they delayed the tourn for a day because of the problems, but it's not looking good.

edit: sick freeroll rubdown for the people who got delayed as well. fu stars

Yeah no flights, my participation in UKIPT Galway is cancelled :(. Will refund asap.

If only we'd thought to try that.........

Where do you come up with these great ideas Chris? If only we'd thought to give you a ring we'd all have got home so much earlier.

Do we get a slice of u in the 300 because u didn't ukipt?

Ok mate, sounds good. Best of luck in the comp.KThxBye.

Yeah booked ty, £40 plz

Just remembered I sold for Monte Carlo. Report: :(

Also I owe some people for Dublin, will pm you all shortly

bah you're no mondatoo