Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Claw75]

Cross post, short notice, ticket available for tomorrow at Oval, Eng v Pakistan.

Open to offers, don't even mind giving it away if you can look me in the eye and tell me you are running bad

Who wants it?

I can look you in the eye (I'll pop round if u want) and confirm that I am deffo running bad.

I can also look you in the eye and confirm that I don't like cricketz innit.

snap. Have you got any decent freebies up for grabs Galloway?

[Simon Galloway]

I've got a couple of beauties up for grabs...

[Drain Alien]

I've got a couple of beauties up for grabs...

Yes deffo - send 'em both round plz; EDIT - [i.e. those beautiful girls that u are offering]
LittleRed won't mind imo.
Tks muchly.

EDIT; mis-read......Oh Bollox.......

[Drain Alien]

This ain't them is it.........?
[ ] They are beauties.
FML

Click to see full-size image.

[Drain Alien]

Lolz, mini mini drainy (11 !) just said [word for word]....."They sure are hot, those girls".

He's got the "sure" thing sorted already; he's gonna be well good at check-boxes!!!!

WP him imo.

PS - Nice new pic claire-bear - Perry FTW.

[Laxie]

i have just had 1 aand a half bottles of red and 3 gay iron brew wkds and have knecked half a kamagra pouch but just got blown out so i would definitely give the one on the left one! please delete this post in the morning please

Oooooh no no nooooo....QFT!   

[Claw75]

lol wp Mr Plum!

[Drain Alien]

i have just had 1 aand a half bottles of red and 3 gay iron brew wkds and have knecked half a kamagra pouch but just got blown out so i would definitely give the one on the left one! please delete this post in the morning please

U'd need twice as much as that imo; and besides the one on the right has a much nicer personallity tbh.

[Drain Alien]

Jeeeeeeez, that Richie Prew geezer is on fire!
N1 m8!
League leader soon I reck.
gg

Mini Drainy pointed out last nite that Monday's 30/20/10 jobbie woz the last ever cos Monday coming is SpanFish nite and the following Monday is bank hols (so presumably a "special" tourney).
Shame.
[ ] At Least they've replaced it with a good comp.

[TightEnd]

Thanks Retired one

To be frank, I could have won that competition if I was a blind llama smoking a cheroot, trying to scratch my bollocks with one hoof while gripping the cards with another, such was the run good I experienced from 7 players left to the end

Still, binking them off the ceiling has been a couple of years coming, so I was due a bit of luckboxing.



I must insist that no one asks Sir Donksalot about his advance triple barrel with air against Abigail Darvish that saw him called on the flop by a gutshot, called on the turn by third pair and on the river by fourth pair, good all the while. It only cost him 20,000 chips at 200-400.

[Laxie]

   Say it ain't so.  You actually WON it?  I thought your luck was only the rubbish kind.  Blimey, there's hope for all of us yet. 

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Greg Sighmuns        20     3    0    1    2       80       4.00
Tightend             24     2    2    3    3       95       3.96
Sir Donksalot        44     4    3    2    4       164      3.73
Boer Wars            98     10   2    6    13      294      3.00
Winkie               18     1    0    1    4       54       3.00
Tikay                31     3    1    2    2       92       2.97
Celtic               34     3    0    0    6       97       2.85
G-Rodge              48     5    1    2    8       136      2.83
British Gas          41     1    4    0    4       111      2.71
Chompy               50     3    4    1    6       133      2.66
Claw                 42     3    2    2    2       109      2.60
Snatiramas           10     1    0    0    1       25       2.50
China Mug            110    3    4    4    20      271      2.46
Evil Edna            102    6    3    3    11      243      2.41
Jonnyplum            71     4    2    1    9       168      2.37
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
LittleRedRidingHood  37     1    1    2    6       84       2.27
Unimaginative        32     2    1    1    3       72       2.25
Rockstar             100    4    4    2    14      224      2.24
Xpressman            69     2    2    3    5       137      1.99
Luther               109    3    1    3    16      214      1.96
Handsome Paul        28     2    0    0    2       50       1.79
Pizzled              68     2    3    2    4       115      1.69
Alex                 11     0    0    1    1       18       1.64
Drain Alien          44     1    1    0    7       69       1.57
----------------------------------------------------------------
Nirvana              70     1    1    2    6       97       1.39
Dingdell             30     1    1    0    1       41       1.37
Lucky                57     2    1    0    3       54       0.95

Updated up to and including Thu 19 August

August table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            0    1    1    1       36
British Gas          1    1    0    0       33
Tighty               1    1    0    0       27
Claw                 0    1    0    1       25
Celtic               0    0    0    2       21
Sir Donksalot        0    1    0    0       21
Pizzled              0    1    0    0       18
Tikay                1    0    0    0       15
Chompy               0    0    1    1       13
Luther               0    0    0    1       12
Bernard              0    0    0    1       6
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       6

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         19     14     5      7      49     +1087   2.58
TightEnd       8      6      2      1      19     +226    2.38
Nirvana        1      0      1      0      0      -12     0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Evil Edna      5      0      5      0      0      -229    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

According to the G diary, this coming Monday is the normal donkament isn't it?

Mon 23rd £30 No Limit Hold'em. One Re-buy & One Add-On £30/£20/£10 3,500pt 8.30pm

Is this Salsa night? Meh, probably gonna play the £300 at the Vic.

Anyway, a field of 26 last night converged on Luton last night, mainly consisting of miserable are dees on table 3, who somehow got all the chips and then went to war against each other with two pictures.

Another 15pts to Tighty see him close to challenging for the trophy. No savers innit?

[TightEnd]

No savers.

I was in the last three with a Fireman and a Policeman.

Wasted on me it was.

[Laxie]

No savers.

I was in the last three with a Fireman and a Policeman.

Wasted on me it was.

Sigh.  So unfair.  Please tell me they were scruffy, out of shape and horrible.  K thnx.

[TightEnd]

No savers.

I was in the last three with a Fireman and a Policeman.

Wasted on me it was.

Sigh.  So unfair.  Please tell me they were scruffy, out of shape and horrible.  K thnx.

Nope, buff and rather gorgeous.