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Pretty bored and somehow awake, was wondering how people deal with the question "so what do you do?" ?

Loads of com situations pop up all the time, like family gatherings, nights out, taxi rides, being introduced to "friends of Friends" meeting old school mates....

The other night when I was out in leeds a girl asked me what I did for a living and my mind flicked out and I said "Geography student" [  ] she came back to mine

One of my friends always says he's "In Property"

And then whats the most tilting stuff you get asked/told when you do actually tell the truth??

sick, ' i talked to a girl' brag imo


Just tell them the truth, or your a 'numbers analyst' (is that a real thing?)

online investments?

i think the truth is best though

I could use this one. My online poker investment leads to other's balla lifestyles. Wouldn't be lying then. :P

So if you guys tell them the truth what do you actually say?

If you've won an EPT maybe.

What about when you're the 5th best player in your home game.

hahahaahaha

Lion tamer always works

where u from i live in dronfield, do u play online regurlaly

only if your dave shallow it does

I live in Heaton in Bradford, i play occasionaly online. mainly 50nl.

its elementary old bean, if you fancy a bit of jab work with some tasty quango you lie and say something that pays well and sounds interesting. If she has a face like a welders bench you say online poker pro. Both cases guarantee a bit of punto banco by the end of the night. Simples.

why spireite?

Grew up with my dad supporting them and even though lived in bradford all my life with all my mates supporting them, i never really fancied supporting anyone other.  rotflmfao

Ell then you work in a fish and chip shop in the White rose?


Me And a friend used to tell girls we played for York city

And once we were on holiday And one off my mate meet a girl and he told her he played for Leeds utd, she then moved to Leeds a short time after the holiday and he had to carry on with the lie for another 2 months

lol the footballer from lower league division should always work. which bird is honestly going to know if you actually play for the league 1 team or not.

 rotflmfao

depends if your fat as fuck

lol million

lolz

"wow you won all that money, dont you think you should stop now before you loose it?"

ar those were the days :)

lol he got found out i assume?

I always yell them I sell stolen property

they seem to like this,... Dunno why

what normally hits it off with the chicks is
when they ask where I'm from

when I reply'''i am from my mothers verginia'''
they like that one

got game yo ;)

"im into shipping"

"oh really, what"

"large pots"

lol some footballers in lower divisions let themselves go a bit, hence why they are in that division.

There's no substitute for class.

Bouncy castle repair man, started out on my own with my tool bag and a bus pass, now we've got two vans 4 blokes, an apprentice and a full time secretary!!!

frogman for the police. Or if i really cba talking to the person blockbuster video.

For some reason we always used to be restraunters when we were 17-22, surely they didn't really believe us but it used to work a treat.

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YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-i9qUvlaB0

selling doors door to door always gets a giggle

hopeless, but i like it!

When I was about 18yrs old and out drinking with the lads I'd swagger on over to girls and tell them I was an airline pilot. One time we even wore 'pilot style' shirts for the 'straight from the airport' look. At the time it seemed like a very cool thing to say. Upon reflection it was an astonishingly twatty thing for an 18yr old to say.

lolwat?