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September 01, 2018, 11:31:04 AM »
You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.
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Click to see full-size image.
Here's a picture of me at an REM concert. That's me in the corner.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
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Diner to waiter: What can I get? I am gluten free, lactose intolerant and have a nut allergy
Waiter: The fuck out my restaurant
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I'm developing a sausage phobia.
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I fear the wurst.
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I feel like the walls are closing in.
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Oh dear.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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September 07, 2018, 01:04:25 PM »
Banger of a joke, Red.
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Quote from: McGlashan on September 07, 2018, 01:04:25 PM
Banger of a joke, Red.
I thought it was a bit quorn'y myself
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Quote from: RED-DOG on September 07, 2018, 01:09:40 PM
Quote from: McGlashan on September 07, 2018, 01:04:25 PM
Banger of a joke, Red.
I thought it was a bit quorn'y myself
I think it was offal
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Ah! The element of surprise
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I’m a scientist who’s researching bestiality between humans and dogs.
I’ll be in my lab if you need me.
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Quote from: bobAlike on September 20, 2018, 12:17:15 AM
I’m a scientist who’s researching bestiality between humans and dogs.
I’ll be in my lab if you need me.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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Quote from: bobAlike on September 20, 2018, 12:17:15 AM
I’m a scientist who’s researching bestiality between humans and dogs.
I’ll be in my lab if you need me.
I tried tried to popularise sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality but I was flogging a dead horse.
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Where I come from their isn't enough crime. Guess who's been asked to randomly attack strangers? Muggins here.
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