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OK, we are here, in the rather bizarre setting of the upstairs room of a Bar in London, the address of which is 66, Trafalger Square. So Nelson is keeping an eye out for us, &, by coincidence, so is Colchester Kev, who will keep his eye out, too.

Pre-Match interviews are in progress right now, with Jonathan Rabb doing the inteviews. Hope he does not give up his day job - yet.

The other players are gathering down downstairs in the bar. I've seen Stuart Nash, Micky Wernick, Joe Grech, Ai-It Bradley, Burnley John, Simon Nowab, J P Kelly, James Dempsey, &, of course, our heroine, Jen Mason (aka djinn). Jen has high heels on - wtf? & I'll take a pic of them for you later. She looks very tall.

And Chilli-Pepper - aka Marie Demetriou - is here to make her Live Update debut, she's shaking like a leaf. Look after her please. She's met Jen, & they got on great. Jen was alll "hurrah" and  "whahoo", while Chilli was all "wtf" typa thing.......

good luck chilli :)up

Chili, we're with you all the way...good luck (not that you'll need it) and enjoy!!

I suggest you park yourself at the laptop and get the old un to run your errands for chipcounts etc

good luck to everyone but especially JP (for the Luton crew), Jen (because she's great) and Flushy/At it (for helping me recently)

Good luck Chilli, i'm sure you'll do a grand job of it.  :)up

Yes good luck, dont be nervous  :)up

Wish Micky(Artist previously known as the worm) Wernick good luck please Tikay.

Good luck to all Blondites and a  :)up to Chilli.

Oh Tikay, after seeing those pics of you smooching in Barcelona, i'm sure you won't mind passing on a good luck kiss to James from me?  :-*

In case i haven't said it yet...


and hope the other blondites come 2,3,4,5!!!!!

Good Luck all

Ginger, James has been duly kissed. He's not impressed. Says you kiss better, but I do better tongue.

Oh, & congrats on becoming a Full Member.

Good luck Chili - you'll do fine!!!


And I am gonna say:

Well done Ginger  ;D

Look out for the 1500 member, possibly sometime tonight.

 Why Thank you kind Sirs :) It took a while for me to come out of my forum shell, but now you may have trouble shutting me up!

WOW!!  Omg thankyou everyone for your unreal support. i'm touched.  Ok nearly there, buffet is underway and a lul of silence while everyone stuffs their faces.  Me im off the food until this update jobby is over.  I think i should stay off the double vodkas that they are providing!!!

Good luck Chili, I'm here if you need me....

Hiya Chili



Sod that!!!  Get some down yer neck Mrs - the posts will be more and more interesting as the night wears on - (not saying that they will be boring while you are sober!)   ;) ;) :)up

Good Luck to Jenn and Chili

Regards

M

OK peeps here we go!  Shuffle up and deal!

Here goes the seats!

Seat 1   James Dempsey
Seat 2   Joe Grech
Seat 3  J P Kelly
Seat 4   Burnley John
Seat 5   Stuart Nash
Seat 6   Simon Nowab
Seat 7   At It Bradley
Seat 8   Micky Wernick
Seat 9   Jen Mason (come on girl!!!)

At it Bluffs first hand!!!

There's a surprise  ;D

LOL

is he showing bluffs? or did he get called down?!

 ac  kd  td  8h  3d

bradley bets out and shows the 3!

who won the pot?

Ian probably had a  2h to go with it.

Good Luck with the updates Chili

Ang  *r

BIG NEWS!

Fight between At it and Joe Grech!  Money goes in before flop and the rest goes in after flop!!

 2h  7s  6h

on the backs  At it shows  kh ks

joe grech shows               7h 4h

turn   jd
river   2s

Joe Grech is OUT and at it! doubles up!!  nice

tikay could you tell him, in a moment that woun't break his undoubted concentration, that i am sadly out of the unusual suspects qualifier tonight already, and i'm blaming it on the double up excitment!

Fireworks to begin with, thank you Joe!  Ok

A bit of details.   4,000 starting chips
30 mins blinds

Begin at 25-50 blinds, staY STUNED!

At it with a big stack, its gonna be difficult for them now. My money is on an atit chubbs clash in the next 15 mins.

stunned, im amazed!! >:D

I'm STUNED I'm STUNED!

u want us tuned or stuned if its stuned them we will need some photos preferable of the waitresses

joe Grech last place finisher but nicest yap

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I've always admired Joe's yap

ah a pic of waiter JOE who'se coke is he fetching

Current chip leader boys and gals!  Mr Kev says he helped with vidal's hair tonight and gorgeous he looks!!  x

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i asked for waitresses  not waiters

Hi all. Good luck to all those involved.  :)up

And looking gooooooood Mr At-It.  ;D

JP Kelly, in the tune of recent posts!  Hubba Hubba young prodigal going for it!!

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you see Chili, you are a natural   :)up

go get em boy girl.   ;)


jp was allowed out past his bedtime tonight then?

tikay i think chilli needs the sack not one waitress pic yet

Sack? that girl needs a promotion!! us girlies are getting hubba hubba pics for a change!!

Ok some work, chip count time!  By the way Jen just won (bluffed???) a good pot!!

1 James Dempsey (royal flush)  4,700
2 Joe OUT
3 JP Kelly    4,450
4 Burnley John 3,825
5  Stuart Nash 3,425
6 Simon Nowab  4,400
7  At it   7,900
8  Mike Wernick  2,700
9  JEN  4,625

Another big pot

At it has JJ

Nowab has  A 5

4 way pot produces the following flop

 2d  3c  4c     4d   ts

3K pot goes to chubby.  At it plays jacks cutely and pays the bill

ginger, james turn pic coming (although youb know what he looks like!)

just call me mystic russ  ;)

OK you're Mystic Russ  ;D

Cheers Chilli !!  ;D

Give the guy a wig and lets call him Meg!

Royal flush - James Still in their girl!  Bit of table banter and testosterone flying but all holding their own!

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^^^^^^^^^^^^ but what exactly is Fishie trying to hold?????

I could tell you who will win but I don't want to spoil it for everyone  ;)


burnley j

Tell him to tuck his shirt in, where on earth does he think he is?!?  ;D

good luck chilli.  stop hubba hubbaing all the boys, we all know i'm your heart throb!  ;)

Ariston - enlighten us!  Who is it?

Ahhh Junior hello babe! How ya doing cutie?  Stop distracting me, i got work to do!  x

he thinks its a northern bloke... hopefully he chose the wrong one!

Setting a late scene but here is the table!

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Woooot!! there's my sweetie!  :-* Ariston, no need to hide it, I think we all know this is James'  ;D

Still 8 left people!! i'll get chip counts if you want!  Let me know what i can do!  Your wishes are my command!!

yes please, chip count.  :)

*Groaning* - did you have to?   Now they'll all start.................

picture of our updater would be nice  :-*

i agree

Thirded

doing fine thanks chilli.
your doing great.

tikay here. Unwanted. Unloved. Redundant. Here's a pic of your new Updater. See if I'm even a BIT jealous. Hurt, yes.

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I will tell you something...Red Dog must need glasses  ~:

i thought the new updater was meant to be female ;D

I thought it was a bloke >:?

tikay, delegation and succession planning are the sign of a good manager

All you have to do now is retire somewhere....properly this time!

 ;)

I've decided to BAN Chilli. She's gone,thats that. Pic of me to follow.

But first, some chip counts. Lets do this properly.

Sure your hating having a 'semi' night off!! Any chips counts?

Also if you do back rubs i'll order one for Mr Bradley.... tell him his accountant advised it!!! (not off you tikay.... although!)

I'm trying to figure out how to whistle like a wolf on here   ???

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo what have we done wrong to deserve that

James Dempsey 4,100

J P Kelly 5,435. He just ran a DELICIOUS bluff with 3-2 off.

Burnley John 2,500

Stuart Nash 3,875

Chubby Nowab 3,625

At-It 7,375

Micky Wernick 1,450

Jen Mason, 7.750. She's bluffing like a good 'un.

Don't you want people to read this thread or what? ;D

Go JEN

Go Chili

Go( home ) Tikay

Airbrushed

Blinds are 100-200 now.

Here's the current chip leader.

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now thats a handsome chap

you missed the shoes off

Hs Jen left the coat hanger in? *a *g *l *o *p *prp *r

She gets a full compliment of stars from me tho.

yeah no shoes

James Dempsey is out!!  Sorry Ginge baby!

His A J was no match for JP Kelly's AQ,  JP now 8,800

poor thing looks like she's seen a ghost

also, who shrunk her top in the wash?

 :D

Go Jen, Flushy, aT it, JP, Chunky, Grumpy...    ;D

I think you can all guess what the above means.  :'(

Well done Hun, just not your night sweetheart  :-*

Is JP old enough to be in that pub? - can someone get an ID check please!

Another one OMG!  Micky W all in with A Q
Burnley John in with 88

flop comes
 kh qc 7s 4s 8h

and we are down to 6

Micky out!

hard luck flushy

back to the online qualifier fish tank ... :(

No new Jimmy Choos Jane??

Don't tell him that, he's just been knocked out of the comp

Break after this level guys so i can catch a much needed breath!  Its hard work this work lark!!  Break in 3 or 4 mins!   Jen is playing a blinder by the way!!  Go girl power! Jealous????  Chip count at break x

Next time Flushie

Ok people Jen is sexing it up!  Shoes at large!!!

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Nice Wheels   :)up

Ok guys break is at hand, just for a little half time entertainment, here is our beautiful waitress Gayane!  Even is say huba huba!!!

No new shoes for Janey tonight Trace, but can't really complain, they only delivered my new dishwasher yesterday!! (Thanks again Hun xx)

Where  8)

Burnley John was very lucky to hit running 8 of hearts. :D

Let me guess - he moaned too much about the pink marigolds????????

In the kitchen usually Dewi........... ::)   LOL

chile can you ask tikay to give me a call after the live update finishes

Great uodates Chili - sounds like a good do there :)

Keep going - none of this stopping for breath lark!

Heid
xx

Hi Chilli
Time 4 a Cig me thinks!
Gr8 job..
Malc-M

No Trace, it wasn't the colour, it was trying to find a pair to go over those damn hooves!!!!

Your the waitress then  ;)

Right well I'm off to bed.  I know what an early night really is  <<<  private joke!

Good luck all - especially Jen!

"See" ya all tomorrow.

And yes I can hear the huge sighs of relief and mutterings of thank bleep for that!

Sorry guys, hitch you dont need need to know about  ;D  Chip counts here pre break!

JP Kelly          7,050
Burnley John  5,950
Stuart Nash    3,675
Simon Nowab  3,625
At It              7,350
JEN babey      8,350   Chip Leader  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and missing waitress pic just for Ironside!

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sorry we do need to know about it we are the audenice

HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We kneed to know everything

once the events over can you see if there is a way of changing the settings on tikays camera to take web photos rather than the midium quailty he is posting either that or check his PC to see if he has software that can easy reduce the pics quickly (he might have publisher or something else for his writing)

You will know everything guys.  Nothing special this time only that we lost the waitress somewhere.

she is on her way to my house with a cup of tea and a bacon snadwidch

hows the table? all in good/friendly spirits at the mo?

yes, rooky fantastic spirit as always, break is now over.

Blinds are now 150, 300

ready for more action

Ready and waiting Chilli!!
How long are the blind levels??
Malc-M

bradley is now living up to his name!!!   Always AT-IT

30 min blinds at present, will let you know if things change, of course

I'm crying   :'(

Ps was it a sloopy snadwidch

Blinds between Stuart Nash and Chuby,
Board comes 3 diamonds, Stuart plays it cute, chubby tries to steal it, Stuart Scoops!!

Chubby now 1,600
Stuart          6,700

going to be tired for work 2moro, can see it now....

nope bacon snadwidch thats 8 rashers of back bacon half a bottle of HP sauce 2 doorsteps of bread with half a tub of butter on each step

there is the recipe for a bacon snadwidch

not to be confused with a sandwidch which is of course a couple of rashers of bacon in 2 slices of precut bread

Simon Nowab all in pre flop!  Jen calls his all in they reveal

Jen  8d 8c
Simon  ah 4d

flop   2c 5c 7c     6h  8d

STRAIGHT!! for simon, he survives!!

How about a recipe for Haggis --Ironside!!!
Malc-M

Iron, you are very hungry tonight!!

haggis hunting a favourite sport of mine

you need 1 shotgun, 1 set of binos and a good spot on the hill insuring you can see from east to west as the haggis can only run round the hill in 1 direction due to the fact 1 leg is shorter than other

not really only had 2 snadwidches tonight normally have 4 before i have my midnight snack

Bluff

good stuff so far chilli, you're a natural....................nice pic BTW :-*

Hey ironside--
Fatmarra wants to know if you lost some cash to him on VC tother day??

By the way you r making me hungry-- Long way to go to Gantham tho for a bag of chips!
Malc-M

ok, i've just started 2single tables so at it better make sure he stays at it for another hour!

yeah cheers chilli

doubt it as i dont have an account on VC and my account on blue square is empty and wont get filled till they accept neteller

Thankyou guys back to poker,
At it raises
JP raises all in 6,900
At it thinks and passes

Meanwhile some serious massaging goes on, Colch Kev "doing" simon Nowab, tells me to change my language but i say no way (photo to follow).

sorry we aint into gay porn on blonde tyvm

Another hand between Jen and AT IT

Flop comes
Q T 2

Jen moves all in, At it thinks (for a bit) then calls.

Jen shows A K off
AT it shows K J off

Turn card J, makes Jen top straight

River is blank which gives jen the pot and At it with 2,800 and Jen with 9,800

Chip count on way folks!  

massage as promised!

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Why not iron??

Is there a prize tonight? Or are they just playing for points?

Come on "Team Camel"!

(I've had bets on JP and Jen...)

Hehehe, was that deliberate or do you know what an "iron" is?

After consultation with Mr Kev i now understand!!!  ;D   Just a coincidence

Yeah Kiv would know!! ::)

Ok, count  - blinds now 200 / 400

JP Kelly   9,000
Burnley John 5,400
Stuart Nash   4,625
Simon Nowab  5,000
At-It     2,200
JEN      9,000

GO Camel, nice betting - looking good

On reply to earlier request - playing just for points tonight people!

Pic time!! We have a rail bird of all rail birds.  I give you Sir Clive Sinclair (and very happy he is too!!)

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ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Bradley goes all in with   ah td
Called by Burnley John with 6s 6h

NO improvement for AT IT

DOWN to 5

JEN  GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hi Chilli great job, I reckon you're a natural  ;)

Echo that Karabinar..
Gr8 job Maria
Malc-M

Thanks Mr Biner, Another casualty i'm afraid.

JP is OUT.  

Simon went all in with  7h 7s
JP goes for it with  ad  qh

board comes   ah   5s  2s  td  7s

Unlucky huba JP!!

Down to 4
10 minute break   and i can go and finish my ciggie that got rudely interupted by JP! Cheers

hard to bare mate..... 2 comps left... keep the faith!
GL

Ok Break chip count

Burnley John  9,400
Stuart Nash   2,500
Simon Nowab 16,800
JEN               7,400

Dont miss us too much, back very soon! x

btw chilli the ace of diamonds is missing from the blonde deck so i guess thats what JP's other card was

This girl's good  :)up

Colchester Kev here, MEASSAGE FOR RED DOG .... Chili is absolutely stunning...we had a good chat as we were stood next to each other in the toilet ;)

Well we DO have an a of Diamonds!

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WOW back from break and then there were 3!!

Stuart Nash OUT!

His K 10 against Mr Nowab's K J

No Help, goodbye fella, liked him!

come on jen

Blinds now 300 / 600

Burnley John  8,200
Simon Nowab 12,500
JEN               14,200 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

More counts, toooo fast now!

John 11,800
Simon 13,800
JEN    10,400

COME ON JEN!!!

Hope she gets heads up with Simon!!
Malc-M

she will!! she has done us all proud tonight.  Especially by feeling very unwell and fluey, at the start.   She says she is alright now! How poker can cure ALL ailments!

Oops jen down to 6,600 now but still fighting.

chilli tell jen if she doesnt win i'll make her kiss chavchester-kiv

Yep, told ironside, Jen's face screws up and Jen's mum says "kiss him where?"   :D

I though we had just established that Kev was a bit of an Iron though

You have seen Jen and her shoes tonight, it only leaves pics of other finalists!  Here's Mr Chubbs!

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And a big hug from me to Jen too..
Malc

and here is the one and only Grumpy John

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red where have you been all night we missed your views on the great snadwitch debate

separated at birth??

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The 'ol fella here.

Chilli has been veey busy tonight, as you can see, she's all behind.

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you dirty old man


(now can we get a close up)

Blinds up again folks!  400 / 800 now on 20 min blinds

Jen  9,000
BJ   8,100
Chubby 18,900

Game on, back forth, back forth!

Chili again by the way - not keen on my backside being advertised!

i would slap him chilli

Kev here , Burnley John just doubles through against Simon with Burnleys Queens v Simons AJ

very next hand, jen doulble through against Burnley John .... Jens A7 beating Johns KJ

 
But the NEXT hand Chubby Doubles back up against Jen, the board came Q high, Jen had   qd 5s, but Chubby had...... asp  ac.....!

JEN 7,500

Burnley John 11,500

Chubby 17,000

Sorry Iron, something attacked my computer and I had to search and destroy

BAD news!  Jen Out in third place!

Jen moves in with   jc  kd
Chubby calls BLIND with  8c td

board comes   6d 5h qs js 9d

makes Chubby runner Straight - oh dear.

sorry jen but an all burnley final deserves one word. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr

ul Jen, shoulda worn the lucky shoes

Blimey - next hand all over!

BJ   th  3d
Simon  asp  3c

board   ts  4h  3d  jc  ad

ALL OVER
SIMON NOWAB the Unusual Suspect Winner!

Well done Simon, getting your spending money together for Aussieland?

great update

Well people, thankyou for the support and it has been a pleasure.  Not as easy as it looks honest! Absolutely ******** and only 9 seater comp!  HEHE Until the next time (maybe) xxxx

unlucky BJ

well played Simon

Lets hear it for Chili.........

yes,, very well done Chilli.  :)up

nice update chilli, does anybody else thing BJ won that hand though ??? ??? ???

Well done Chilli  :)up and of course Simon!

ifm my guess is the fiver was the ace of diamonds which is missing from the blonde poker deck

Looked like Aces and Threes against Tens and Threes to me? am i missing something? lol

the river card was missing..........it could only have been an ace though, i was being mischevous >:D

Thanks for a great update Chilli  :)up

Hi there,

Got home and took some lemsip pills and feeling much better... so before filling the hot water bottle I have to say WELL DONE Chilli - you are totally unflappable and a total natural at this...It would be a pleasure to update with you at some point (although you could run the show).

Thanks for the wholly undeserved extra support too ;)

The same to TightENd and Trace T - but you've got to hand it to Simon... more lives (and moves) than a cat, it was a pleasure to play in the company of all eight of them (you, if you're reading now).

All the best,

See you in Walsall if not before.

A really enjoyable evening, thanks to everybody - the players, the viewers, & Chlli.

Jen put up a great fight, but at a sharp end of a NL touirney, running into nicely played Aces is usually fatal.

I am well proud of the blondeites, who "looked after" Chuilli on her debut. She did just great too, a quite splendid debut. You'll be hearing more of Chilli, I hope.

We had a bad journey home. Taxi to Highgate, where we'd dumped the car, up the A1 to somewhere north of Bedford, where it was closed, then a 30mile diversion, eventually arriving at Chilli's Grantham home at around 3.45am, then across via Nottingham to Ilkeston, got home at 0430.

Nice day though, really nice.

Next Update? This weekend, the Grosvenor Grand Prix, from Walsall, where Jen wll be back in the chair, & I shall be playing, for a while at least.

Night all.

a blackpool squeeze,
nice work cuddles

No marital bliss last night then- you sure they didn't chop the points?? I can only imagine johns face when the ace rivered. Well played u2 (and jenn for a good 3rd)

Thanks to everyone who attended both at the event and online here for the live update. The game was competitive, even though it was only points they were playing for and the Unusual league table now looks like this.

Simon 12 pts
John    9 pts
Jen      7 pts
Stuart  6 pts
JP        5 pts
Ian      4 pts
Mickey  3 pts
James   2 pts
Joe      1 pt

The www.bluesq.com/suspects site will be updated later today.

jon


when will I be able to see the Online qualifier league table?

thnx

It is being updated at the moment so should be up on the site within the next hour.

Just a quick question:

Will Blonde be covering the Northern Lights Festival, Blackpool in November?

yes

Nice one - but I'll be there in person anyway    ;D ;D

i beleive there will be a live update of the main event not sure about the other events

i will be playing 1 event not sure which yet

Before this thread diies completely, can we just address the question of the "missing A of Diamonds".

It is clear to me that some, many perhaps, of you, cannot see the A of Diamonds - this card....  ad

Yet I can, & I know others can.

Any clues?

nortons internet secuirty disables it for me dont ask me why

to stop you losing all your money with AKd!!!

Perhaps it blocks pop up ADs?

Hehe, welcome back Robert!

 ;D Thank you

Class Robert, pure class

i might send norton an email and ask them if they have encountered this before

Anyone know of any updates on tonights comp?

No, not yet. If I hear anything, I'll let you know.

Most Mobile Phones do not work in the Brighton Rendezvous.

Not heard anything yet either, but will post if/when I hear any news.

Good luck in the league Rooky, I just had my nut flush squished by a FH on the river that would of put me 2nd CL. Oh well, teaches me for trapping lol (or trying to!) ::)


Oh, Mr End, I told ya the name is a secret 8), no good asking Jaggers, he doesn't know it either!!

Thanks tikay

and ginger!

I think i no who you are!!

Mrs Flish, do you miss anything.....


or are you stalking me?

 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? NOOOOOOOOOOOO If you think you do, keep it quiet!!! peeeerlease :)  (if it's  jnyflush that Tight suggested...... nope!!, but I wish I had thought of that lol.)


Come on Mr End, you must of heard what a world class lurker I am? I always watch as many tables as I can when i'm playing as it seems to help further down the line when tables break. You then have a bit of an idea what the players are like.

Of course that's what i'll say if say if James asks anyhow lol ;)and who is Mrs Flish???

Ok, this was a shootout (don’t know if you all knew that) and so far the results are as follows:

Ian - 8th out of 8
Mickey - 9th out of 9
Stuart - 4th out of 8
Joe - 8th out of 9
JP - 4th out of 9
John - 6th out of 8
James 3rd out of 8.
Simon and Jen still in, but Jen is short with 5 players still remaining.

Will post more when I hear.

nope, didn't no that.....

that means only the table winner goes through right?

Yes Rooky, that's the way it goes, and of course if they reach final table not only do they get the last longer points, but final table bonus points also.

Jen just came 5th on her table, and Simon has also gone through to the final after winning his.

Okay,

Is it just me or does that seem like a bad competition to have in their schedule? If a tourni is going to have last longer points surely a 'normal' format would be better?

But i might just be bitter!

Agreed Rooky, I don't like the idea of these either as they aren't really competing against each other. Saying that the schedule includes a varied selection of tournys. I suppose the idea is to find the best all round player, whether it be heads up, multi or singles.

Ours isn't to reason why eh?

Fair point, does that mean tomorrow is a 'normal' comp?

I would have thought, from a sinicle poin tof view, they would want the player would could produce the best performance, and therefore create the most publicity, in the monte carlo event, which will be a 'normal' comp.....

Gingerflishy

I think you are MsFortune (though you'll deny it, so I'm not going to guess anymore!)

I didn't know you were a lurker, actually. Yet another thing I wish I'd knew about you before I opened my big gob!

Good luck tomorrow night, and keep James' spirits up, he's doing fine!