ROFL!

that may have gone over some people's heads 

if you can get away without having a laptop then go for a desktop. dell are selling some very good PCs at rock bottom prices and all Dells come with a DVI card (digital video something) which allows you to connect 2 monitors to the one card. the problem with laptops is the majority of stuff is integrated into the motherboard so upgrading is expensive. The cheapest is a Dimension 1100 at £349 http://configure.euro.dell.com/dellstore/config.aspx?b=&c=uk&cs=ukdhs1&l=en&oc=D03115&rbc=D03115&s=dhs&sbc=ukdhsrsdimen_1100_3

what? you make arrows?

i'm shocked that Heid even knew what it meant 

and i didnt mean to stumble across the line, it's been snowing today and i slipped and fell across the line 

i chose to move the short stack. lets take a few minutes to look at a few reasons:

moving the short stack:
they obviously dont know how to keep their chips and so could be considered dead money - keep them on the table and use them to build your own stack? however, if they dont know how to play well then they could really call anything and so win a monster hand with betting on rubbish when you bluff at them - do you want this to happen? play is not disrupted as they leave as they dont have that many chips to move across - this can be done quickly and efficiently. once a player cant put in 2x BB then he isnt worth considering and is jst taking up a seat that could be occupied with someone with more chips for you to take.  in fact, why move them at all? just split the remainder of his chips amongst the other players at the table and kick the loser out into the streets.

Snowballing is erm, a way of giving back what you have taken.

is this similar to feltching?

[properties]

right click on your desktop and select properties. then on the display properties window go to the settings tab. on here you should see 2 monitors (if your graphics card supports it). click on monitor 2 and then tick extend my windows desktop onto this monitor and then apply. if your graphics card supports dual monitor then this will sort it.

Nic

so we made it a rule that we would ask:

"Spit/Swallow?"

there was always one show-off that would reply "gargle" (looks at poppet)

There is a superbikes champion currently in discussions with a formula 1 racing team. nothing is in concrete yet so cant say any more. a couple of betting companies have been phoned to get odds of this chap being the first guy to have won championships in both motor bikes and motor racing within the next 5 years. odds are looking quite high

there's plenty in walking distance. perhaps google hotels - nottingham - maidmarion way

or you could google for B+B's in the surrounding area and save yourself £40 a night

Slightly better quality than Caddyshack, though. 

how dare you, how very dare you.... knocking caddyshack of all things 

I always thought it was a penalty in motor racing for an infringment during the race. the car would be called into the pits and forced to "stop" for an alloted time before being allowed to "go".......

quite right, quite right - perhaps the hair product is more of an advertising ploy used by the motor racing industry to make masculine males more aware of hair products in the hope they would become better groomed

But then monkeys arent really well educated when it comes to shampoo and conditioner

Hi Matt, just for your info ---- "shampoo" and "conditioner" is quite similar to picking fleas off and eating them...hope this clarifies matters

if only there was a helpline that we could call  

how about security ID badges as well? with stars on as seen in that elite restaurant...erm.....macdonalds 

what is a "stop and go"

its a brand of hair product that is a shampoo and conditioner all in one