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Colchester Kev
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June 20, 2007, 05:46:38 PM »
Next episode pleeeeeeeeeeeeease
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I thiknk kev should go in if there is a food shortage, it would help his diet. Any chance of any norkage in the house as only Flushy is happy with a house full of men
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A+ thread delivers
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Quote from: Colchester Kev on June 20, 2007, 05:46:38 PM
Next episode pleeeeeeeeeeeeease
there must be enough action from day two by now?
Can't wait for the next instal-a-ment
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June 21, 2007, 08:35:08 AM »
Dee two in the big brootha hoose. Big Brootha has told BOLT to inform the hoosemeets they must perform the village people song YMCA to earn this week's loogshury shopping boodget.
The hoosemeets have bin geeven a scrabble board to help pass the time.
[Cut to living room. Flushy walks in dressed in tight leather, wearing a big false moustache]
IFM: I see you're preparing for the task flushy...
FLushy: Huh what task??
Back in the bedroom, Bolt and Nemesis are plehhyin' scrabble.
NEMESIS : "Credible" with a double word score. 15 points. Beat that mofo.
BOLT: "Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism" ...through a triple word score, 3 double letters and a quadruple BINGO super pwnage bonus for exceeding the perimeters of the board....598 points.
whistles cheerfully
NEMESIS: I hate playing you Bolt.
[BOLT sticks out his tongue.]
[In walks the new housemate, Sofa King. He immediately walks over to the scrabble board and boots it, sending all the pieces flying]
NEMESIS: What the heck did you do that for!
SOFA KING: Sorry lads, just hate scrabble. It's rigged. Last time I played I didn't get enough commas to make a single word ALL GAME. Total bulls**t I tells ya.....
BOLT: Perhaps you should consider chanelling your belligerent behaviour into a letter to the designers, delineating your concerns in written form and promising ruthless retribution should they fail to respond to your criticism.
SOFA KING/ NEMESIS: HUH?
[IFM walks in holding a little humming machine]
IFM: Right, I've had it with BOLT so I've designed this little machine to help us understand what the f*** he's on about. It's called the ASBO ANALYZER and translates the garbage he talks into common or garden every day talk. Let's see what he just said.
IFM Presses button on the machine
MACHINE: Look geezer, just send them dongs at mattel a le-uh right tellin em you'll kick s**t out of em unless they f****in' sort it, RIGHT!
BOLT: I find the machinations of your ingenious invention most curious. Its amusing transposition of vocabulary leaves me breathless, bewildered and in awe of its capacity for conversion!
IFM: *sigh!*
Presses button
MACHINE: Works like a treat! SWEEEEEEET BRUV!
[Flushy walks into the room, mincing along]
NEMESIS: I see you've been practicing your walk for the task flushy.
Flushy: Huh, what task?
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Colchester Kev
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June 21, 2007, 08:40:48 AM »
Oh this could run and run .... TOP STUFF
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Wonderful!!
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June 21, 2007, 09:02:09 AM »
Brilliant stuff, can we extend the ban?
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Got my day off to a right cheerful start..tx..
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Brilliant!
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June 21, 2007, 10:01:13 AM »
Executive Proposal - this MUST go in Best of blonde.
All those in favour, say......
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June 21, 2007, 10:01:52 AM »
AYE
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AYE
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