Ever notice how you hear a bunch of these stories at once then nothing for a couple of years and then there's another bunch appear.

You could say they come in cycles

If he's living in a hostel I'd imagine he can ill-Halford the fine

Heard a good quote that pretty much sums it up - 'I can handle the despair, it's the optimism I cannae cope with'

when clearly what he should have said is that he's a complete tosser

Mickey Mouse hears that Minnie has been playing away from home so he goes to the judge and explains his situation and asks him to grant him a divorce. The judge says 'Mr Mouse, I don't think I can grant you a divorce on the grounds that your wife has big teeth'. Mickey replies 'I didn't say she had big teeth I said she was fucking Goofy'

I've got a great get rich quick scheme and you can read all about in my reasonably priced e-book "How to make money from gullible idiots on the internet" - Only £4.99 per copy or buy two for a bargain price of £11.99

this is getting out of hand, surely the mods should issue an eggs ban edict

Thought I'd mention this if anyone wasn't aware of it.

Enter this into google

-inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:"index of" +"last modified" +"parent directory" +description +size +(wma|mp3) "Nirvana"

and change the nirvana bit to whatever track/band your looking for. You can listen to the tunes directly or right click and Save As to download them. The only thing to look out for is that some sites have caught on to this and are spamming google with positive hits but they are usually easy to spot cos they have are obviously music selling sites.

Enjoy.

However isn't debate a good thing?

In this case, I'd say no and I wouldn't say it's debate I'd say it's speculation and rumour mongering but I guess we'll have to agree to disagree.

This same topic is raging across boards all over the net and tbh I'm sick of it, the scum rags will be fucking loving it. It's like a nationwide game of Cluedo, makes for a good BB replacement eh? No-one knows all the facts, no-one knows most of the facts, no-one knows some of the facts, unless your the polis and involved in the investigation you know the sum total of fuck all, everybody is just jumping on the bandwagon, egged on by the media. There is a process to go through and this thing will play out and the cards will fall as they may but it won't be decided by the public playing Columbo or being judge and jury. This isn't an interactive episode of Murder She Wrote, it's an ongoing investigation that turned into a circus a long time agp and regardless of what happened the McCanns are getting tried by public opinion, I'm just surprised there hasn't been a phone-in vote yet.



PS I don't know who has posted above me, but in case it's mis-interpreted this is a general rant and not meant to be a response to anybody in particular.

1.Type "about:config" into the address bar and hit return. Scroll down and look for the following entries:

network.http.pipelining
network.http.proxy.pipelining
network.http.pipelining.maxrequests

Normally the browser will make one request to a web page at a time. When you enable pipelining it will make several at once, which really speeds up page loading.

2. Alter the entries as follows:

Set "network.http.pipelining" to "true"

Set "network.http.proxy.pipelining" to "true"

Set "network.http.pipelining.maxrequests" to some number like 30. This means it will make 30 requests at once.

3. Lastly right-click anywhere and select New-> Integer. Name it "nglayout.initialpaint.delay" and set its value to "0". This value is the amount of time the browser waits before it acts on information it recieves.

In no particular order

1) cats
2) guitars
3) hubble photos
4) quantum physics
5) half life/pro evo
6) Aliens (as in James Cameron)
7) being able to be in front of a cooked breakfast & pint within 10 mintues of waking on a saturday morning
Ferris Bueller
9) Henrik Larsson
10) Calvin & Hobbes

I think you could test religion experimentally.

If you were to drop a load of kids on an island secluded from outside influence and left them to their own devices, 1 of 3 things should happen.

1. They spontaneously develop a major religion proving that there is a god
2. They don't develop any religion proving that there isn't a god
3. They develop their own religion proving that the development of religion is a basic factor in the human condition.

I think 3 is the most likely to happen, it's in human nature to attribute the unknown to some malevolent entity as a way to get some sort of mental handle on it. When cavemen worshiped the sun and the moon and the stars and things that went bump in the night it gave them a framework to turn the unknown into the known, as nature abhors a vacuum the brain can't handle the unknown and will do what it can to rationalise it's experiences, it's basically a delusion generator.

On a different note I thought this was quite funny



 

Damn, if you'd have replied earlier I wouldn't have eaten both doughnuts