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Granddaughter Leonie: "Here mam, hold this while I clean me teef."
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Wow... When did dental care become free....?
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Vous avez merde?
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Oui
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My daughter Nicole wanted all summer to do a Lemonade stand!
Today we did just that. She was as happy as Miss Happy in a happy shop buying bundles of happiness.
*edit - made profit of £3.90.
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Quote from: RED-DOG on September 07, 2013, 09:22:48 AM
Me:
Vous avez merde?
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Oui
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Me: What, as well?
Frogerti gib.
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Quote from: Karabiner on September 08, 2013, 12:05:23 AM
Quote from: RED-DOG on September 07, 2013, 09:22:48 AM
Me:
Vous avez merde?
Mrs Red:
Oui
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Me: What, as well?
Frogerti gib.
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Mrs Red as I turn on the radio in the bedroom at 00:50.
"Oh no! Not dogger bite again....."
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Quote from: RED-DOG on September 09, 2013, 04:46:05 PM
Mrs Red as I turn on the radio in the bedroom at 00:50.
"Oh no! Not dogger bite again....."
Good.
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Text from Bridie.
Are you doing anything interesting?
Yes. It starts with e and ends with ting.
Existing?
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Mrs Red - You know that new Indian Restaurant called 'The Monsoon'?
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Mrs Red - Well it's gone now.
Me- That didn't reign long.
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Me: you're a terrible procrastinator.
Bridie: I know, but I'm going to stop procrastinating later.
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Me: Why is this shopping list on such a small piece of paper?
Mrs R: I don't like to waste paper.
Me: But you've torn a post-it note in two, what did you do with the other half?
Mrs R: That
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A girl I knew at Uni, famously 'blonde', despite being brunette, was once ordered to get her ass to the kitchen and make a pot of tea.
She returned with a kettle and five mugs and went to begin pouring. "WTF is going on". "I've made a kettle of tea". "Que"?
She had put teabags, milk, sugar, and water into the kettle and boiled.
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Quote from: VBlue on November 06, 2014, 09:45:42 AM
A girl I knew at Uni, famously 'blonde', despite being brunette, was once ordered to get her ass to the kitchen and make a pot of tea.
She returned with a kettle and five mugs and went to begin pouring. "WTF is going on". "I've made a kettle of tea". "Que"?
She had put teabags, milk, sugar, and water into the kettle and boiled.
OMG! I can't decide if that's funny or sad.
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November 06, 2014, 01:51:14 PM »
She and several others I met in University life who had led very sheltered existences. She was a great girl though so will forgive her dumbness at times.
I recall one conversation we were having were she simply responded 'What's an android'?
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