** REVEAL 8PM, ENTRIES BY 4PM ** Father Gascoigne Thinks - An alternative Quiz

[cambridgealex]

nobody guessed giblin? would've bet my roll on Rob being there, thought he was an absolute lock.

[edgascoigne]

Sooooo.....

Question 3



3.   Those of you who have tuned into the budding poker commentator’s live-stream broadcasts will know that he spends a lot of time on the road. More Christmas-Special-David-Brent than Kerouac, but I digress.

How many miles does the Father believe his chauffeur he covered in the last 12mths?

Hole in One (2k miles lenience) / Eagle (2-4k miles lenience) / Birdie (4-7k miles lenience) / Par (7-10k miles lenience) / Bogey (10-15k miles lenience) / Double Bogey (15k+ miles lenience

[edgascoigne]

nobody guessed giblin? would've bet my roll on Rob being there, thought he was an absolute lock.

Me too re: Rob, but the Father's mind works in mysterious ways. Indeed his cash game play over the last 6yrs is actually all one big level where he's setting you all up for a coup in one massive game....

...MASSIVE RE-RAISE.

[edgascoigne]

Some pretty decent answers here, though some unfortunately wayward shots owing to Ian grossly overstating what it is to cover.....

25k miles in a year
Dmorgan   80,000   2
JK   32000   0
mondatoo   42000   1
cambridgealex   50000   2
stato_1   37805   1
millidonk   7000   2
hector62   25000   -3
TightEnd   25000   -3
stribling   70000   2
Tal   59000   2
smashedagain   35000   0
Jgill_DTD   60000   2
Leatherman   30000   -2
ruud   50000   2
Karabiner   50000   2
Doobs   30000   -2
Tikay   47912   2
TRIP5   12000   1
kinboshi   15000   1


BOOMSHACKALACKA for hector62 and Tightend, and a degree of resolution in that I think these were the scores errantly posted earlier and causing the first cries of farce....

[hector62]

This is not going to plan at all.

[tikay]

This is not going to plan at all.

!

You do know the winner sets the next quiz, right?

[edgascoigne]

This is not going to plan at all.

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Nervous times for hector62 at the top as the scores stand as below after 3 holes:

hector62   -7
TightEnd   -5
Doobs   -2
mondatoo   0
Leatherman   0
Karabiner   0
cambridgealex   1
stato_1   1
stribling   1
Tikay   1
kinboshi   1
JK   2
smashedagain   2
ruud   2
millidonk   3
Dmorgan   5
Jgill_DTD   5
TRIP5   5
Tal   6


Just 3 people below par through 3 then on what's proved to be a challenging course thus far.

[edgascoigne]

Question 4



In light of the recent release of Skyfall, I gave Ian a minute to name as many Bond films as possible. How many did he name?

Hole in One (Exact Number) / Eagle (Lenience of 1) / Birdie (Lenience of 2) / Par (Lenience of 3) / Bogey (Lenience of 4) / Double Bogey (5+)

[edgascoigne]

Some trusted the Father immensely here, others weren't so confident in either (a) his interest in Bond or (b) his memory.

Dmorgan   12
JK   6
mondatoo   9
cambridgealex   12
stato_1   8
millidonk   12
hector62   15
TightEnd   8
stribling   6
Tal   17
smashedagain   7
Jgill_DTD   11
Leatherman   12
ruud   15
Karabiner   5
Doobs   9
Tikay   7
TRIP5   3
kinboshi   7


How did you do....?



Apologies for my drone in the background, and also the fact the video cuts short. Ian did not score any further than those named on the vid posted.

[cambridgealex]

Hilarious!

[edgascoigne]

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9 for the Father then, and holes in one for mondatoo and Doobs

And no Ian, "Question of Sport" still isn't a Bond film as far as I am aware...



Ian successfully named the below...

Dr No
Goldfinger
Goldeneye
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Quantam of Solace
Skyfall
Moonraker
Casino Royale


Meaning the scores on the doors after 4 holes are as below, with the Lon McEachern to Father's Norman Chad getting his nose in front. Can he stay there?!

TightEnd   -7
hector62   -5
Doobs   -5
mondatoo   -3
stato_1   -1
Leatherman   0
Tikay   0
kinboshi   0
cambridgealex   1
stribling   1
smashedagain   1
Karabiner   1
JK   2
millidonk   3
Jgill_DTD   4
ruud   4
Dmorgan   5
TRIP5   7
Tal   8

[cambridgealex]

Tighty crushes these everytime

[tikay]

Tighty crushes these everytime

Hector is hoping you are right.....

[smashedagain]

Tighty crushes these everytime

he is always there or thereabouts but he is such a sore loser.

[edgascoigne]

Given the objectors seem to have been removed from the course / silenced with a 7-iron....may we proceed to one of my personal favourite's...

Question 5

5.   When the Father isn’t busy swotting up on optimal cut-off 3b ranges against an UTG open in online mid-stakes 6max NL he’s often found shooting the breeze on modern-day politics.

I asked Ian to give Ed Balls a score out of 100 as a person, what score did he give him?

Hole in One (2pts lenience)/ Eagle (2-5pts lenience) / Birdie (5-10pts lenience) / Par (10-15pts lenience) / Bogey (15-20pts lenience) / Double Bogey (20pts+)



Some seriously varied answers here...

Dmorgan   35
JK   65
mondatoo   74
cambridgealex   17
stato_1   17
millidonk   8
hector62   30
TightEnd   5
stribling   69
Tal   7
smashedagain   30
Jgill_DTD   75
Leatherman   80
ruud   33
Karabiner   0
Doobs   15
Tikay   27
TRIP5   0
kinboshi   35