The cockroaches are real, I read an interview in Bizarre magazine a while back with the man who glues all the little rhinestones on to them. I'd get one except all my most horrible childhood nightmares were centred around the cockroaches that ran wild in my bedroom in Israel when I was little. One year when I was about 4, the cockroaches evolved wings. I haven't slept right since.
The blurb about the eye jewellery says it doesn't affect your sight, but it is just asking to be yanked out, isn't it? I reckon pulling that out of someone's eye at high speed would produce a kind of vacuum effect. Possibly even pulling out the whole eyeball! I'm getting Jen some for her birthday.
Oh Dana - I thank you - first loud giggle of the day award is yours!