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[luther101]

An International Loofah Comp Critique!!

Chompy Rips up Vegas.

Errrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm      .....         he didn't.

The only thing he tore up was     ....    the backers dollars!

In an exclusive interview with Laugh with Luther, he put it down to jetlag - hardly surprising after a ninety six hour flight     ...       only Chompy could find a $14.90 RyanAir package that stopped off for re-fuelling @ East Midlands, Manchester, Glasgow, the Faroe Islands, Rekyvavik, Nuuk (capital of Greenland for the ill-educated      ....    not an A-bomb strike on Tehran, Drainy!), Halifax (Nova Scotia    ...     not Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorsheer, Drainy) airports, and a brief stop over at the Arapaho Native American airstrip, so Chief Running So Bad could rub bison's musk on Wheldon's Wig Zone.

A vicious rumour had it that Chomps even donked outa the 9.00 am $50 dollar freezeout for the barely breathing at the Aria!

I knew that was BS tho     ....    he clearly wouldn't have aimed 'that high'.

Go for the fiver re-buy @ Luton this Sunday son, everyone's gotta start their poker careeer somewhere     .....

[Chompy]

 

Different phuqqin' gravy Luther tbf

[  ] Vegas went well

Highlights inc pwning Eric Baldwin. Until I went busto. Pwning the awesome Sam Grizzle. Until I got knocked out. And pwning Kenna James. Until all my chips disappeared.

Fields were way down in numbers and a lot of ridic intense tables. Seat 8 on the final day, a young kid, looked like he'd just found out he's dog had been run over. And he was one of the cheerier souls on the week. Will advise Josh Matrix not to go next Feb and instead wait for the summer.

All tourneys were staged at The Palcrapzo this time as not enough room at The Venetian. Liable to be the same in Juuuuune. Defo gonna win a bracelet then imo. I run good in Vegas.

[Lucky]

Who's going tonight?  I may be late & need someone to buy me in.  Please PM if you can help.

[Chompy]

No results in over a week now, so guessing they've stopped sending them from G headquarters ( )

I'd still stick them up here to keep the thread ticking over if the powers want to start sending them again?

[Chompy]

Loving this new Sunday comp. 20k chips, 3x45mins, then 30mins. It doesn't matter how many 'they' have, or how much time, 'they' still play the same.

Got there 5mins from the end of level 3. Old dude limps for 200, I make it 775 with the Vegas nuts. Folded to him, he calls. Flop 332. He open jams 14k. OK.

They were pushing towards final two tables by the time I flotsammed out at the start of 1k-2k.

Just a shame about the riff-raff element that seems to be turning the place into The International, including the DTD overflow and Samir McNasri. Might try again next Sunday. It's all so phuqqin incred, including the velvet rope around Tikay to keep the autograph hunters at bay.

[celtic]

Thought you played your exit hand wrong, prolly check bottom two on the turn, and check fold any dangerous river card.

Unlucky, nice flounce tho

[nirvana]

Thought you played your exit hand wrong, prolly check bottom two on the turn, and check fold any dangerous river card.

Unlucky, nice flounce tho

Heard about this... at length.

Outplayed imo

[relaedgc]

I've stopped sending them because I was under the assumption that they were no longer going to be published.

Do you want me to send them on to you still?

[tikay]

George.

No, we are absolutely fine to continue "as was", specific exemption was made for this thread. It's a players thread, rather than a spam thread. Just send the usual stuff, & Chomps & the lads will do the rest.

[Chompy]

I've stopped sending them because I was under the assumption that they were no longer going to be published.

Do you want me to send them on to you still?

Absolutely George. The fantasy league has been dropped but there's still interest in who's winning 'n cashing.

Please send the past week's results when you next are on duty, ta.

Thought you played your exit hand wrong, prolly check bottom two on the turn, and check fold any dangerous river card.

Unlucky, nice flounce tho

Bet sizing was incred tbf and villain should've folded my turn shove and carried on with he's club sandwich. Think the £20 bounty swung it tbh, hence I'm playing at The International from now on.

[Chompy]

Yo, Gorgeous Georgous, still no ressies. Was hoping for a bumper email full of turbot outcomes but not arrived yet.

Is the March schedule out yet?

[Drain Alien]

Yo, Gorgeous Georgous, still no ressies. Was hoping for a bumper email full of turbot outcomes but not arrived yet.

Is the March schedule out yet?

I've heard a rumour that all comps are on a 10 minute clock from 1st March.
No point hanging around is there?

[Poker_Monkey]

Yo, Gorgeous Georgous, still no ressies. Was hoping for a bumper email full of turbot outcomes but not arrived yet.

Is the March schedule out yet?

I've heard a rumour that all comps are on a 10 minute clock from 1st March.
No point hanging around is there?

But they do all have a 50k starting stack

[luther101]

Wow - it was the Luton G's 'Fifth Anniversary' last night.

The Gaming Floor, & bar, were (sort of) packed with people, management, and even two hired in Showgirls.

Some 'Random Tributer' was bashing out the Frank Sinatra, and all were tucking in to the free drinks/buffet and having a great time     .....      well, all those with the 'Special Manager's Invitation'!

Over in the Cardroom two plates of circular mini pastry things (with what looked like last night's sick floating around their midriffs) were paraded around the room (Wallywonts I think they were called) as our opportunity to 'join in' this full on bash. We even played a party game to enter into the spirit of this auspicious occasion - "Spot the biggest Pit Punter". However it soon died a turgid death     ....     after five minutes no-one could name, nor recognise, one person amongst the quaffing throng that they'd ever seen in the Casino before in their lives (anonymity must be a major component of exclusivity)

Such is the high esteem that the GroveNot Group holds it's Poker Clientele in     ....     

And they wonder why more, and more, of us phuqq off every week     .....     to Dusk till Dawn!

[Chompy]

Cool, see you there tonight Loofah. Save me a profit-a-roll please.