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« Reply #45 on: May 29, 2009, 08:37:55 PM »


jeez if i was there i would be looking at a 7 digit session!
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« Reply #46 on: May 29, 2009, 08:43:27 PM »


Phil Ivey would have won all the money in the world.
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« Reply #47 on: May 29, 2009, 08:57:28 PM »


i might have made a tenner not saying if its pounds or dollars
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« Reply #48 on: May 31, 2009, 09:09:25 AM »


Quote
"According to Michael Shackleford -- a statistician dubbed the Wizard of Odds and an adjunct professor at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas -- DeMauro had only one chance in about 3.5 billion to roll 154 times."/quote]

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« Reply #49 on: May 22, 2012, 07:18:47 PM »

Like poker, craps is getting harder to beat. The key to beating both games these days is game selection.
I am stunned when I see loads of people I know simply bowl up to the nearest table and go head down.
As someone who has been paid to write articles on dice and coached many newcomers here is my standard advice :-
- Step 2 metres away from the tables and watch them for a few minutes before getting involved.
- Never play on your own.
- Pick a table with a good `vibe'.
- Players on the table must be already winning (check to see people with healthy stacks).
- Players must look happy/semi wealthy.
- The dealers must be in some way friendly.
- Never play on a table with TJ Cookier or Willie.
- If a decent roll builds up but there is a disruption (usually by staff to disrupt thrower), pull off the numbers for that one throw.
- If someone shows they `can throw' do not let them leave the table, and pay them to throw if need be.
- If you are with a `non dice' player, tell them to `do one' or give them money for slots.
- Always have at least 2 more `pull ups' in case the game is juicy but you get unlucky early.
- Always `do one' when the game breaks up.

Also, it sounds like you are a shocking thrower James. If all else fails, then back the dont pass as long as no one knows you at the table.

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« Reply #50 on: May 22, 2012, 08:02:27 PM »


- If you are with a `non dice' player, tell them to `do one' or give them money for slots.


THISSSSSSSSS.

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« Reply #51 on: May 22, 2012, 10:56:35 PM »

Like poker, craps is getting harder to beat. The key to beating both games these days is game selection.
I am stunned when I see loads of people I know simply bowl up to the nearest table and go head down.
As someone who has been paid to write articles on dice and coached many newcomers here is my standard advice :-
- Step 2 metres away from the tables and watch them for a few minutes before getting involved.
- Never play on your own.
- Pick a table with a good `vibe'.
- Players on the table must be already winning (check to see people with healthy stacks).
- Players must look happy/semi wealthy.
- The dealers must be in some way friendly.
- Never play on a table with TJ Cookier or Willie.
- If a decent roll builds up but there is a disruption (usually by staff to disrupt thrower), pull off the numbers for that one throw.
- If someone shows they `can throw' do not let them leave the table, and pay them to throw if need be.
- If you are with a `non dice' player, tell them to `do one' or give them money for slots.
- Always have at least 2 more `pull ups' in case the game is juicy but you get unlucky early.
- Always `do one' when the game breaks up.

Also, it sounds like you are a shocking thrower James. If all else fails, then back the dont pass as long as no one knows you at the table.

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« Reply #52 on: May 22, 2012, 11:10:38 PM »


wafl
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« Reply #53 on: May 22, 2012, 11:29:09 PM »

its martin green lil dave, one of life's hero's
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« Reply #54 on: May 23, 2012, 05:53:51 PM »

its martin green lil dave, one of life's hero's

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=26669

This guy?

Is he coming to Vegas, I think we could form a sick high morale dice syndicate and take em for every penny
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« Reply #55 on: May 24, 2012, 12:02:41 AM »

the very same. Don't think he's out this year unfortunately
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