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stallyon
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June 10, 2008, 12:01:39 PM »
We've got a new starter where I work and when I was introduced to her I had that familiar feeling that I've seen her somewhere before...then it twigged. Last time I saw her she was naked, writhing around on me in the local lap dancing club....my problem is do I mention it? would she remember me? do I ask for an encore FOC?
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June 10, 2008, 12:03:42 PM »
Quote from: stallyon on June 10, 2008, 12:01:39 PM
We've got a new starter where I work and when I was introduced to her I had that familiar feeling that I've seen her somewhere before...then it twigged. Last time I saw her she was naked, writhing around on me in the local lap dancing club....my problem is do I mention it? would she remember me? do I ask for an encore FOC?
You ask her out, see if she likes the job, and if she does, tell her than unless she gives you the goods, your spilling the beans
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June 10, 2008, 12:05:56 PM »
I would imagine if she's given up that line of work, she would rather it not be thrown in her face at her current place of employment. So basically, the question really is...Should you be a git who will enjoy making her feel uncomfortable or are you a decent guy who keeps his gob shut? That said, if she decides to share the information of her own accord, then you've an open playing field.
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June 10, 2008, 12:07:50 PM »
Quote from: jizzemm on June 10, 2008, 12:03:42 PM
Quote from: stallyon on June 10, 2008, 12:01:39 PM
We've got a new starter where I work and when I was introduced to her I had that familiar feeling that I've seen her somewhere before...then it twigged. Last time I saw her she was naked, writhing around on me in the local lap dancing club....my problem is do I mention it? would she remember me? do I ask for an encore FOC?
You ask her out, see if she likes the job, and if she does, tell her than unless she gives you the goods,
your spilling the beans
I rather think she is the one who can spill more beans.
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DaveShoelace
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June 10, 2008, 12:10:02 PM »
Quote from: jizzemm on June 10, 2008, 12:03:42 PM
Quote from: stallyon on June 10, 2008, 12:01:39 PM
We've got a new starter where I work and when I was introduced to her I had that familiar feeling that I've seen her somewhere before...then it twigged. Last time I saw her she was naked, writhing around on me in the local lap dancing club....my problem is do I mention it? would she remember me? do I ask for an encore FOC?
You ask her out, see if she likes the job, and if she does, tell her than unless she gives you the goods, your spilling the beans
Thats two gems of posts from jizzemm today (see the sam tricket thread for the other) keep it up
Id keep my trap shut, wouldnt want people thinking I went to a lap dancing club in the first place. Unless you work in a brothel or massage parlour, then I suppose there is no harm mentioning it.
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gatso
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Re: New Starter
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June 10, 2008, 12:23:11 PM »
Quote from: DaveShoelace on June 10, 2008, 12:10:02 PM
Id keep my trap shut, wouldnt want people thinking I went to a lap dancing club in the first place.
this doesn't really apply in Stally's case though, pretty sure that no-one who has ever met him would be surprised to find he's been to see strippers
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TheChipPrince
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June 10, 2008, 12:25:33 PM »
Mention it seductively, whispering it in her ear from aclose, in the photcopying room, not ON the photocopier, but while she bends over to pick up some some glossy A3 - 80g/m. Then, check the closet, make sure its not cleaning day and the cleaners are in (not them monthly 'cleaners'), and ask for a private 'foxtrot'. Lead her slowly there, taking with you a large box of paperclips to cover your obvious excitement, and while the stealth like operation is taking place, smile and say hello to your other colleagues. Repay her with at lunchtime with a new, white kinder bueno...
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AndrewT
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June 10, 2008, 12:27:40 PM »
Keep quiet, obv.
You could start a general conversation about previous jobs, see if she mentions it then.
Your post does mean that a post I read on another forum suddenly makes more sense.
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Hi, I have a bit of a dilemma. I've just started a new job after a short time working as a lap dancer, but I recognise one of the other guys there as someone who I gave a lap dance to once.
Do you think I should say anything? He does look like the type of guy that probably goes to lap dancing clubs a lot. I doubt he has a girlfriend - he seems to have an Indiana Jones fixation.
I've noticed him leering at me already - maybe he recognises me?
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Re: New Starter
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June 10, 2008, 12:37:19 PM »
Quote from: TheChipPrince on June 10, 2008, 12:25:33 PM
Mention it seductively, whispering it in her ear from aclose, in the photcopying room, not ON the photocopier, but while she bends over to pick up some some glossy A3 - 80g/m. Then, check the closet, make sure its not cleaning day and the cleaners are in (not them monthly 'cleaners'), and ask for a private 'foxtrot'. Lead her slowly there, taking with you a large box of paperclips to cover your obvious excitement, and while the stealth like operation is taking place, smile and say hello to your other colleagues. Repay her with at lunchtime with a new, white kinder bueno...
you should be a scriptwriter!
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Re: New Starter
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June 10, 2008, 12:41:26 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on June 10, 2008, 12:37:19 PM
Quote from: TheChipPrince on June 10, 2008, 12:25:33 PM
Mention it seductively, whispering it in her ear from aclose, in the photcopying room, not ON the photocopier, but while she bends over to pick up some some glossy A3 - 80g/m. Then, check the closet, make sure its not cleaning day and the cleaners are in (not them monthly 'cleaners'), and ask for a private 'foxtrot'. Lead her slowly there, taking with you a large box of paperclips to cover your obvious excitement, and while the stealth like operation is taking place, smile and say hello to your other colleagues. Repay her with at lunchtime with a new, white kinder bueno...
you should be a scriptwriter!
TY TY!
P.S. Is 'aclose' a word?!
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stallyon
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Re: New Starter
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June 10, 2008, 01:55:35 PM »
Quote from: AndrewT on June 10, 2008, 12:27:40 PM
Keep quiet, obv.
You could start a general conversation about previous jobs, see if she mentions it then.
Your post does mean that a post I read on another forum suddenly makes more sense.
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Hi, I have a bit of a dilemma. I've just started a new job after a short time working as a lap dancer, but I recognise one of the other guys there as someone who I gave a lap dance to once.
Do you think I should say anything? He does look like the type of guy that probably goes to lap dancing clubs a lot. I doubt he has a girlfriend - he seems to have an Indiana Jones fixation.
I've noticed him leering at me already - maybe he recognises me?
that woman cant have been speaking about me....for a start I dont have an Indiana Jones fixation...plus i dont go to lap dancing clubs a lot - not since they stopped accepting my massage parlour loyalty card
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Re: New Starter
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June 10, 2008, 02:30:23 PM »
Quote from: bustybarbara on June 10, 2008, 12:25:33 PM
So i started my new job today and would you believe it one of the punters from my old stip club works there, not just any punter, the guy that we had to ban after we caught him in a compromising position with one of the urinals, of course he said he fell onto it which would have been plausible had we not found him with a condom on! poor urinal, never drained water properly again.
Anyway i dont want to embarrass the guy so should i say anything or not?
Ive been here for two days now and have already got more stars that him and he's been here for 3 years! i'm told he got up to 3 stars once but dropped a box of mcnuggets on the head of a little girl and got demoted.
I thought it best to say something so yesterday so i waited for him outside the changing room but overheard him confirming an appointment with the STD clinic so thought i'd better leave it as he seemed to have other things on he's mind.
I'll probably leave it but will keep you updated.
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jizzemm
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Re: New Starter
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June 10, 2008, 03:48:44 PM »
Quote from: DaveShoelace on June 10, 2008, 12:10:02 PM
Thats two gems of posts from jizzemm today (see the sam tricket thread for the other) keep it up
thanks, I thought the sam tricket one would
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Re: New Starter
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June 10, 2008, 03:52:11 PM »
Quote from: bolt pp on June 10, 2008, 02:30:23 PM
Quote from: bustybarbara on June 10, 2008, 12:25:33 PM
So i started my new job today and would you believe it one of the punters from my old stip club works there, not just any punter, the guy that we had to ban after we caught him in a compromising position with one of the urinals, of course he said he fell onto it which would have been plausible had we not found him with a condom on! poor urinal, never drained water properly again.
Anyway i dont want to embarrass the guy so should i say anything or not?
Ive been here for two days now and have already got more stars that him and he's been here for 3 years! i'm told he got up to 3 stars once but dropped a box of mcnuggets on the head of a little girl and got demoted.
I thought it best to say something so yesterday so i waited for him outside the changing room but overheard him confirming an appointment with the STD clinic so thought i'd better leave it as he seemed to have other things on he's mind.
I'll probably leave it but will keep you updated.
To OP, I don't see why you would mention it or how it would even be a problem..it's a previous job and it's not like she's running to be PM. Keep it to yourself..it's office gossip at best and that's just a nasty habit and she might not be too proud of it.
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Re: New Starter
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June 10, 2008, 04:09:37 PM »
Quote from: boldie on June 10, 2008, 03:52:11 PM
Quote from: bolt pp on June 10, 2008, 02:30:23 PM
Quote from: bustybarbara on June 10, 2008, 12:25:33 PM
So i started my new job today and would you believe it one of the punters from my old stip club works there, not just any punter, the guy that we had to ban after we caught him in a compromising position with one of the urinals, of course he said he fell onto it which would have been plausible had we not found him with a condom on! poor urinal, never drained water properly again.
Anyway i dont want to embarrass the guy so should i say anything or not?
Ive been here for two days now and have already got more stars that him and he's been here for 3 years! i'm told he got up to 3 stars once but dropped a box of mcnuggets on the head of a little girl and got demoted.
I thought it best to say something so yesterday so i waited for him outside the changing room but overheard him confirming an appointment with the STD clinic so thought i'd better leave it as he seemed to have other things on he's mind.
I'll probably leave it but will keep you updated.
To OP, I don't see why you would mention it or how it would even be a problem..it's a previous job and it's not like she's running to be PM. Keep it to yourself..it's office gossip at best and that's just a nasty habit and she might not be too proud of it.
Only he said it better.
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