A " gaggle " of women in a restaurant who insist on "breaking down the bill "
"Shelia had a prawn cocktail and Ethel had roast beef but Sandra doesn't drink wine so Brenda owes 76p" etc
For gods sake do what blokes do.... just put £20 in each and stop ruining everybody elses life
This!
This actually reminded of a little story. The wife and I used to regularly go out to dinner with another couple and we used to chop the bill equally between us. One particular night I ordered a Filet steak which was just about the most expensive item on the menu. Much to my bemusement the friends wife started having ago at me because it was 'unfair' that they should subsidise my expensive tastes lol.
I reminded her that for the 20 or so times we had been out for dinner my wife was a vegetarian who's meal were always a fraction of the price of a regular meal but we had never complained.
After our meal we had a trip to the old Midland Wheel Casino in Brum. The women agreed to play £20 each on the roulette, with my wife going first and losing. Then my friends wife played won £80 cashed in her chips and pocketed the money without splitting the winnings.
Funny enough we never went out with them again.