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Rod Paradise
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Made the mistake of talking about this youtube:
to my girlfriend in front of others when she was working the bar.
Then made the bigger mistake of laughing at her struggling with the question....
GG Rod - seriously in the shit for that one....
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Quote from: Rod Paradise on January 21, 2013, 03:18:31 PM
Made the mistake of talking about this youtube:
to my girlfriend in front of others when she was working the bar.
Then made the bigger mistake of laughing at her struggling with the question....
GG Rod - seriously in the shit for that one....
Absolutely LMAO!
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Quote from: Rod Paradise on January 21, 2013, 03:18:31 PM
Made the mistake of talking about this youtube:
to my girlfriend in front of others when she was working the bar.
Then made the bigger mistake of laughing at her struggling with the question....
GG Rod - seriously in the shit for that one....
Pure quality.
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On my small sample test of 3 women, 1 in 3 will get it right without prompting on what miles per hour actually means. I think their minds work in different ways, either that or I'm surrounded by
bimbos
daft women.
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Had a genuine ROFL moment the other day.
As is our early morning ritual, Alice (3 1/2) climbs into our bed each morning at whatever God-forsaken hour she wakes up and sits in the middle of us. As good parents, we naturally switch on children's TV to amuse her while we try to sleep until human hours arrive. On this occasion, I was holding Grace (4 weeks old) post-feed and failed attempt at winding, and had resorted to bringing my nose to hers while making silly noises, invariably ending in a 'Boink' when they touched, in a vain attempt to get a hint of a smile.
Alice, thinking this looked like fun, asked for a go, so I did a couple where Grace's nose touched Alice's, instead of mine, resulting in squeals of delight from Alice, which woke Sophie up from her cat-napping.
"Is that fun?" asked Sophie to Alice.
"Yes, Mummy. Grace loves bonking," comes the reply.
We tried really hard to laugh silently, but I think I was the first to break!
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Re: My daughter Sadie
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Quote from: RED-DOG on January 21, 2013, 03:27:19 PM
Quote from: Rod Paradise on January 21, 2013, 03:18:31 PM
Made the mistake of talking about this youtube:
to my girlfriend in front of others when she was working the bar.
Then made the bigger mistake of laughing at her struggling with the question....
GG Rod - seriously in the shit for that one....
Absolutely LMAO!
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My missus (The Piranha): Did you know you can stir-fry these microwaveable rices?
Me: What is the plural of rice?
The Piranha: ..............................roce?
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My son this morning made me quite literally spit my breakfast out with this gem..
Watching Sky News - Mali reporter Alex Crawford
" I really feel sorry for her, as she could be really pretty, but you'd never know because her face is always pix-elled "
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Quote from: Rod Paradise on January 21, 2013, 03:18:31 PM
Made the mistake of talking about this youtube:
to my girlfriend in front of others when she was working the bar.
Then made the bigger mistake of laughing at her struggling with the question....
GG Rod - seriously in the shit for that one....
Truly spectacular!!!
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Radio 4 news reader: Food inspectors searching for horse DNA have located traces in Ikea meatballs.
Me, (aloud to myself) Blimey! They're even putting the harness in now.
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Mrs Red.
"Who's been using my cup? I looked everywhere for it. Then I went in to the shed and there it was, never to be seen again."
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Quote from: RED-DOG on March 13, 2013, 01:18:12 PM
Mrs Red.
"Who's been using my cup? I looked everywhere for it. Then I went in to the shed and there it was, never to be seen again."
I lolled.
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Mrs Red:
I've heard of greedy people, but you take the biscuit.
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Took the girls for a look at local museum today.
We were mooching around, as you do, when Alisha came rushing up to tell me 'You just
have
to see this machine Mam! You press the buttons with the letters on and
actual
paper come out the top straight away!'
This technological wonder was of course, a typewriter. God, I feel old.
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Quote from: Redsgirl on August 09, 2013, 08:27:49 PM
Took the girls for a look at local museum today.
We were mooching around, as you do, when Alisha came rushing up to tell me 'You just
have
to see this machine Mam! You press the buttons with the letters on and
actual
paper come out the top straight away!'
This technological wonder was of course, a typewriter. God, I feel old.
whats a typewriter?
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