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« on: September 04, 2009, 09:22:10 PM »

Go.you have 24 Hrs to help.lol
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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 09:23:00 PM »

dont hit her on the first date
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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 09:23:49 PM »

Cheers bolt.lol
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 09:24:36 PM »

As long as she doesn't call the police it's all gravy.
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 09:27:06 PM »

only nick her phone when she goes to the toilet if it's worth more than £27
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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 09:31:34 PM »

Don't pick yer nose or scratch anything below the waist. 
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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2009, 09:32:17 PM »

Be funny, but not too funny.

Don't mention the war.
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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2009, 09:33:05 PM »

scratch anything below the waist. 

what if she asks him to?
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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2009, 09:36:08 PM »

scratch anything below the waist. 

what if she asks him to?

She means his waist.
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2009, 09:36:16 PM »

Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol.good advice ppl.i need more though.
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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2009, 09:38:04 PM »

scratch anything below the waist. 

what if she asks him to?

She means his waist.

some girls like to watch
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2009, 09:38:07 PM »

If you met her on the internets check if she is actually a lady. :O
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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2009, 09:38:09 PM »

Don't talk too much about yourself unless asked. Always ask about her
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« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2009, 09:38:44 PM »

IWWIL to get a date!

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« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2009, 09:40:59 PM »

lay off the garlic and onions
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