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baldock92
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November 07, 2014, 11:51:36 AM »
Not being able to correctly make a cup of tea is a criminal offence up north, so I presume she was a fairly posh girl!
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She was from North London.
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Quote from: VBlue on November 07, 2014, 12:02:13 PM
She was from North London.
Arsenal fan, obviously. All kettle and no cups.
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Quote from: Tal on November 07, 2014, 12:03:22 PM
Quote from: VBlue on November 07, 2014, 12:02:13 PM
She was from North London.
Arsenal fan, obviously. All kettle and no cups.
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My lad - 'Dad, have you ever noticed that Steve Coogan and Alan Partridge look like each other?'
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Quote from: bobAlike on November 07, 2014, 12:49:07 PM
My lad - 'Dad, have you ever noticed that Steve Coogan and Alan Partridge look like each other?'
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November 08, 2014, 10:14:13 PM »
Listening to Stevie Wonder on the car radio.
Me: I don't know about part time lover, I think I've been laid off.
Mrs Red: No dear, you took voluntary redundancy.
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Speaking to my elderly cousin Felicity about how well her pot plants do in her living-room and she says:
"I only water them with rain-water as tap-water has chloroform in it."
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June 15, 2015, 07:13:59 PM »
Sadie, 'Excuse sir, where is the bar?'
'The bar?!!'
'Yeah the bar, why, what do you call it over here?'
"We call it the bar too ma'am, but it's 10am!'
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Quote from: Redsgirl on June 15, 2015, 07:13:59 PM
Sadie, 'Excuse sir, where is the bar?'
'The bar?!!'
'Yeah the bar, why, what do you call it over here?'
"We call it the bar too ma'am, but it's 10am!'
HEHE..Hope your having a ball. x
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Quote from: The_nun on June 15, 2015, 07:20:40 PM
Quote from: Redsgirl on June 15, 2015, 07:13:59 PM
Sadie, 'Excuse sir, where is the bar?'
'The bar?!!'
'Yeah the bar, why, what do you call it over here?'
"We call it the bar too ma'am, but it's 10am!'
HEHE..Hope your having a ball. x
You know it hunny!
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Random American man shouting across the lobby to us as we were off out, 'Ladies! You look wonderful, y'all look like, like. .. fruit! '
Sadie; 'Well that's a coincidence 'cos you look like a nut'
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Mrs Red - "I wouldn't give him another second chance".
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Mrs Red - "I have a very good whasname of words".
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January 06, 2016, 08:39:55 PM »
Took my ten year old to the cinema this evening to see the new Star wars movie.
When we got back I overheard her telling her older sisters how Hans Solo flies the Malcolm Fillenium.
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