"the waitress did what" Carribean Classic !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cupcake]

So i sit down in the main event next to El blondie , I know what your thinking ,you unlucky f*cker , However im not like that ,im in to S&M ,you know really kinky stuff with whips, cricket bats,donkey's,light bulbs and anything made of kevlar and i fear no man !!!!!.
I actually want to play against the best player in Europe!!, its how you improve right. Half an hour goes by and im getting bored and start to fall asleep,even though ive been talking to the blond geezer since i sat down. I know, i'll order some coffee's, so i ask the swedish guy or was he Nigerian i cant remember if he'd like a coffee?. "yes please" was he's reply , El blondie wants the same . I call the waitress over "hi luv , can i have 3 lattes please.
"It will take me about 20 minutes because i have to walk to the other end of the hotel to get them" she say's. No problem i'll give you a good tip i say, "how much" she say's....... I'll give your $3 luv...........NO GIVE ME $5 !!!!!!!!!!!. she reply's.
I then turn round to the table, all play has stopped, everybody listening , "IVE JUST BEEN RE-RAISED BY THE F*CKING WAITRESS". everybody starts laughing and El blondie says "thats the strangest conversation ive ever heard at a poker table.
So i naturally told her to piss off and forget about the coffee's
If im remembered in any way for the rest off my short poker career,i really hope its for this wonderfull moment...

Cupcake XX

Sorry, i forgot to add that the cafe Calipso was only 5 mins away, so she was a lying cow as well..........

[Graham C]

LOL

[Newmanseye]

LMAO,  re-raisedby the waitress.

[suzanne]

Ok have read this several times to make sure I wasn't missing something. The waitress re-raising you is quite funny and I assume your offer of a $3 tip was a joke (i hope it was anyway) but quite frankly sir/madam your foul language aimed at a lady, who is after all only earning an honest wage IMO is absolutely disgusting and you want to be remembered for this moment?

PS The froth on your next cup of coffee might not be milk 

[redsimon]

Isn't a tip a service charge? Seems the waitress forgot that

[suzanne]

I have worked as a waitress before and NEVER seen a share of the service charge. Maybe its different in USA. Seriously though, it looks like she would have been going out of her way to get Cupcake some coffees as obviously they didn't serve them whereever he/she was sat. Did she really deserve that abuse or am I getting this wrong?

[londonpokergirl]

lol  a bit of fun    good on the waitress for the reraise lol

[The_nun]

Yes .. I see where you are coming from on the abuse side .. but a good valet would not ..1,tell you she had to walk to the other side of the hotel.. 2, barter on the charge....truthfully , she probably would have got a GOOD tip from cupcake.. not $3...right Cup?

[suzanne]

Ooops  ok it seems I probably got it wrong AGAIN lol ...need to learn 

[Mr Cool]

I know cupcake well and he must have been trying to impress everyone by offering $3 tip. Hes an ex cabie for goodness sake. When we played golf together he kept taking the longest route in the buggy to the ball. Old habits DIE HARD (Had to get the John McLean bit in )LOL

[snoopy1239]

I know cupcake well and he must have been trying to impress everyone by offering $3 tip. Hes an ex cabie for goodness sake. When we played golf together he kept taking the longest route in the buggy to the ball. Old habits DIE HARD (Had to get the John McLean bit in )LOL

Yippeekayay

[Nem]

Kawayaski (befor 9pm watershed)

[mex]

For $5 i would of sat her down to play the hand and got it myself.
Hang on hhhhhhhhmmm waiteress? correct me if i'm wrong but isn't it in the job description under waiting on people?
Isn't it her job to get things? Tips are offered, hate it when they are expected, my best tips are to people who serve me well.

[wsopin07]

it was very funny, if i ever get reraised by the staff i would lose my mind, the CPC gave some great comedy that cupcake was usually right in the middle of I second the "take your tip and shovel it"

[snoopy1239]

I think it's ridiculous. A grumpy waitress haggling for a tip? What happened to tipping good service?