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Title: Bit of fun
Post by: Claw75 on July 14, 2006, 02:37:45 PM
As it is Friday afternoon (my favourite time for procrastination) I was thinking about how, in this day and age of internet forums, we 'chat' to people on a daily basis for some time before meeting them in the flesh (if ever).  Often the picture I have formed in my head of someone online is fairly accurate, other times wildly off track!

So, with BB3 coming up I thought it might be a good time to put this to the test.  The challenge of this thread is to pick someone from the forum (that you have never met) and describe what you think they are like in 'real life'.

I'll go first:

Sark

I picture sark to be fairly tall (5ft 11ish), very neat and tidy in appearance (always clean, ironed shirts, trousers and shoes), and very organised and tidy generally.  I imagine him to be fairly quiet, but anything he does say makes a valid contribution to the conversation, and is well thought out.  Of course, I think he is extremely funny as well, but modest.


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: Graham C on July 14, 2006, 02:41:54 PM
lol Sark could be popular in this :D

You are coming aren't you mate ?


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: Poppet7 on July 14, 2006, 02:44:28 PM
Claw

About 5 foot 6, friendly and chatty, gets on with everyone. Wears dark trousers/long skirts with nice tops, quite casual.  Doesn't smoke? I imagine her to be quite quiet at the poker table, but a bit louder when standing at the bar with a drink in her hand!

Am I right? ish?


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: booder on July 14, 2006, 02:45:40 PM
having had the pleasure of meeting sark , i enclose his picture for you






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Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: Claw75 on July 14, 2006, 02:57:59 PM
Claw

About 5 foot 6, friendly and chatty, gets on with everyone. Wears dark trousers/long skirts with nice tops, quite casual.  Doesn't smoke? I imagine her to be quite quiet at the poker table, but a bit louder when standing at the bar with a drink in her hand!

Am I right? ish?

Ish!  I'm 5ft 3, bit dumpy.  Tend to be able to get on well with people from most walks of life.  Live in Jeans, grungy t-shirts and a two year old pair of trainers, very rarely wear make-up or do my hair (bit of a slob).  Smoke like a chimney.  Somewhere in between quiet and loud normally, but yes I can be a bit gobby when I've had a few!


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: Poppet7 on July 14, 2006, 03:39:41 PM
I didn't get the smoking bit right then! hehe

Someone do it for me cos I'd love to know what impression people get of me, whether its good or bad! lol


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: mikkyT on July 14, 2006, 03:47:40 PM
I'll try poppet lol...

A generally happy go lucky girl, 5' 4", a shy-at-first but bubbly personality who loves to sit and talk about anything and everything with people that she meets. Loves to have a drink and entertains herself by drinking, clubbing and gambling or a combination thereof. Perhaps a little easily influenced by those older than her and tends to go with the crowd, quite typical of a lass in her late teens/very early twenties. Tends to be quite naughty when you really "get to know" her...


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: TightEnd on July 14, 2006, 03:48:26 PM

Poppet:

I think you are probably 27, married with three kids and living in Dartford. Your husband is called Desmond and he is Deputy Under Manager on the new M25 toll scheme (Pay Grade 8bii). Your children are all academically gifted. Alannis in particular is very good on the Viola.

Your photo makes you look younger than you are. Or maybe it was taken ten years ago when you were a teenager and living with a bloke and had just got back from holiday.

I think you come across as a fun loving sort with a love of life and an incredible zest for poker. You are a good actress.


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: mikkyT on July 14, 2006, 04:05:00 PM
Tightend I think u scared poppet away :(


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: Poppet7 on July 14, 2006, 04:24:11 PM
No he hasn't, he obviously knows the real me! lol

I'll try poppet lol...

A generally happy go lucky girl, 5' 4", a shy-at-first but bubbly personality who loves to sit and talk about anything and everything with people that she meets. Loves to have a drink and entertains herself by drinking, clubbing and gambling or a combination thereof. Perhaps a little easily influenced by those older than her and tends to go with the crowd, quite typical of a lass in her late teens/very early twenties. Tends to be quite naughty when you really "get to know" her...

I'm 5ft8, you got the shy at first bit right, I tend to be quiet but then open up more when I get more comfortable around people. Drinking and clubbing aren't big hobbies of mine so you were wrong there. I suppose I am influenced by older people but I do also have my own mind. Typical late teen - I don't really think so... most people my age are in Uni having the time of their life while I'm in full time work saving for a mortgage!! The last bit was not true at all... *cough*  0:-)


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: thetank on July 14, 2006, 04:28:16 PM

Your children are all academically gifted. Alannis in particular is very good on the Viola.


What instruments do Wayneo, Wayne, Waynetta, Dwain, Derwayne, Derwaynetta, Chardonnay and Kylie play?



Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: Poppet7 on July 14, 2006, 04:31:21 PM
Another one of tightends thoughts of me, soon he'll let everyone know what the real poppet is like! :o

Anyway, all my kids are great at playing a 'playstation' ;D


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: Poppet7 on July 14, 2006, 04:33:29 PM
Oh and i've since ditched Desmond and have got a lesbian lover called Polly!


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: mikkyT on July 14, 2006, 04:48:41 PM
Polly want a cracker? LOL


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: Scottish Dave on July 14, 2006, 06:09:25 PM
i double dare Mikky to do me?? (when i say 'Do me', i mean answer the question the thread asks lol, and not touch my bum)


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: mikkyT on July 14, 2006, 06:33:28 PM
But, I know you Dave... so it wouldnt be right


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: Ironside on July 14, 2006, 06:58:26 PM
Oh and i've since ditched Desmond and have got a lesbian lover called Polly!

wayhey


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: thetank on July 14, 2006, 07:22:32 PM
Polly-wolly doodle all the day.


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: Claw75 on July 14, 2006, 07:50:02 PM
Well I've not met Dave so I'll have a go.

I reckon Dave is a bit of a lad, fancies himself as a ladies man.  Quite short tempered, but never takes long to get him laughing again.  Snappy dresser, keeps up with the latest fasions, likes dance music.


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: lazaroonie on July 17, 2006, 07:54:00 PM
Well I've not met Dave so I'll have a go.

I reckon Dave is a bit of a lad, fancies himself as a ladies man.  Quite short tempered, but never takes long to get him laughing again.  Snappy dresser, keeps up with the latest fasions, likes dance music.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao ;karabiner;


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: Claw75 on July 17, 2006, 08:42:58 PM
Well I've not met Dave so I'll have a go.

I reckon Dave is a bit of a lad, fancies himself as a ladies man.  Quite short tempered, but never takes long to get him laughing again.  Snappy dresser, keeps up with the latest fasions, likes dance music.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao ;karabiner;

does that mean I'm close or miles out!?!?!?


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: lazaroonie on July 17, 2006, 08:54:09 PM
Well I've not met Dave so I'll have a go.

I reckon Dave is a bit of a lad, fancies himself as a ladies man.  Quite short tempered, but never takes long to get him laughing again.  Snappy dresser, keeps up with the latest fasions, likes dance music.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao ;karabiner;

does that mean I'm close or miles out!?!?!?

well, I dont know if he likes dance music....


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: Scottish Dave on July 17, 2006, 08:57:22 PM
Well I've not met Dave so I'll have a go.

I reckon Dave is a bit of a lad, fancies himself as a ladies man.  Quite short tempered, but never takes long to get him laughing again.  Snappy dresser, keeps up with the latest fasions, likes dance music.

oh my god, have you been spying on me???

everything spot on except one thing - i absolutley detest Dance music, ROCK all the way baby!

from Nirvana to Rage against the machine
from Pearl Jam to Pink Floyd
from Metalica to AC/DC

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Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: mikkyT on July 18, 2006, 11:33:05 AM
You got another bit wrong Claw... he THINKS he is a snappy dresser ;)


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: turny on July 18, 2006, 11:38:31 AM
I'll try poppet lol...

A generally happy go lucky girl, 5' 4", a shy-at-first but bubbly personality who loves to sit and talk about anything and everything with people that she meets. Loves to have a drink and entertains herself by drinking, clubbing and gambling or a combination thereof. Perhaps a little easily influenced by those older than her and tends to go with the crowd, quite typical of a lass in her late teens/very early twenties. Tends to be quite naughty when you really "get to know" her...

mickey have u met poppet???

i think this is a very good guess....impressive


Title: Re: Bit of fun
Post by: turny on July 18, 2006, 11:41:12 AM
Well I've not met Dave so I'll have a go.

I reckon Dave is a bit of a lad, fancies himself as a ladies man.  Quite short tempered, but never takes long to get him laughing again.  Snappy dresser, keeps up with the latest fasions, likes dance music.


u missed something claw hes rubbish at footie  :D