Non Poker - here's a debate that will upset the girlies......

[tikay]

Mission accomplished......... They are sooooo easy to wind up!

[zelda]

Ariston I told you to keep that a secret!!!  I dont think I shall be requiring your services as bodyguard again... 


 

[Trace]

I only ever shut the loo door when my kids have their friends in - otherwise door is open!!

[Heid]

Hello

(I can almost hear the massive intake of air in trepidation from the massed testosterone users).

I have to say, I really don't care whether men leave the seat up or down, as long as they don't piss on my copy of Fortean Times that I buy specifically for lav reading, they are ok.

I alway put the light on, and do a gentle exploratory sit down anyway.

I have to say chaps, if you have ever sat on cold ceramic at 2am when you are half asleep, you would kinda understand why some ladies get  bit peeved with it.

Heid
xx

PS Tikay, nice topic, fella

[matt674]

geeez - i dont know what all the fuss is about!!!!

JUST DO WHAT I DO!!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/monkeypee.wmv

[ariston]

nice

[matt674]

and i'll tell you what - once you master that, getting it in a great big toilet thing without spillage or spray is a piece of cake!!!

[Rupert]

It's people who don't wash their hands after a piss that really annoy me -- the toilet seat situation I dont care about... at home I always put it down, leaves people guessing what I did last... at uni I dont care cos its just 5 blokes in my corridoor... just wash your bloody hands!!

[thetank]

I wash and I wash but I can't get the blood off.

[Heid]

I wash and I wash but I can't get the blood off.

I'd get to the docs mate.

[Trace]

Mission accomplished......... They are sooooo easy to wind up!

I don't think this actually wound any of us up in the way you all expected!

[Robert HM]

yeah whatever





 

[Heid]

Yeah you boys are going to have try much harder.

[thetank]

Having grown up with a big sister I found the easiest way to wind a woman up was to say that you've wound her up when you've not. In doing so this would wind them up a treat, so you actually had accomplished your mssion, albeit backwards.

[patman]

i never lift the seat up or put it down...and that is a political statement.

until designers increase the size of the bowl for when we have bad a bad curry or our poor sight means our aim is off then how are we supposed to get it in that small space...ridiculous i say

as for washing....the bacteria has been around for years and no matter how you wash it`ll be on the soap ye left behind or in the sink or on the tap top or on your hands or on your zip or buttons....bacteria is gooooood and is to be enjoyed  - if we get rid of it then we will all end up living in oxygen tents because we have no resistance to anything

and besides that most pubs wi communal toilets have no lid by the end of the night and as i understand wimmen hovver.......or so i`m told