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Topic: Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread (Read 833661 times)
Sighmuns
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Re: Luton Fantasy Poker Competition
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Reply #180 on:
December 25, 2009, 01:24:38 AM »
Quote from: Simon Galloway on December 24, 2009, 09:31:49 PM
You might be playing more games than me next year Jeff
How much are you going to be playing Simon? I'm going to take the whole alloted time to make my decisions...
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Re: Luton Fantasy Poker Competition
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Reply #181 on:
December 25, 2009, 01:44:39 AM »
Quote from: Sighmuns on December 25, 2009, 01:24:38 AM
Quote from: Simon Galloway on December 24, 2009, 09:31:49 PM
You might be playing more games than me next year Jeff
How much are you going to be playing Simon?
I'm going to take the whole alloted time to make my decisions...
Inadvisable. The League Elders don't approve, get very grumpy & wife-like in fact.
Good to meet & chat last night, & share a Table, you seem a fine young man, with a particularly firm & appealing arse.
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Re: Luton Fantasy Poker Competition
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Reply #182 on:
December 25, 2009, 01:47:37 AM »
Quote from: tikay on December 25, 2009, 01:44:39 AM
Quote from: Sighmuns on December 25, 2009, 01:24:38 AM
Quote from: Simon Galloway on December 24, 2009, 09:31:49 PM
You might be playing more games than me next year Jeff
How much are you going to be playing Simon?
I'm going to take the whole alloted time to make my decisions...
Inadvisable. The League Elders don't approve, get very grumpy & wife-like in fact.
Good to meet & chat last night, & share a Table, you seem a fine young man, with a particularly firm & appealing arse.
oi - there's a queue of dirty old letches if you don't mind!
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Re: Luton Fantasy Poker Competition
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Reply #183 on:
December 25, 2009, 01:54:03 AM »
Quote from: Claw75 on December 25, 2009, 01:47:37 AM
Quote from: tikay on December 25, 2009, 01:44:39 AM
Quote from: Sighmuns on December 25, 2009, 01:24:38 AM
Quote from: Simon Galloway on December 24, 2009, 09:31:49 PM
You might be playing more games than me next year Jeff
How much are you going to be playing Simon?
I'm going to take the whole alloted time to make my decisions...
Inadvisable. The League Elders don't approve, get very grumpy & wife-like in fact.
Good to meet & chat last night, & share a Table, you seem a fine young man, with a particularly firm & appealing arse.
oi - there's a queue of dirty old letches if you don't mind!
I do believe I hold Honorary Presidency of the Old Letchers Association. I am a Letch Legend, in fact, with numerous Specialist Subjects.
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Re: Luton Fantasy Poker Competition
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Re: Luton Fantasy Poker Competition
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Quote from: Sighmuns on December 25, 2009, 02:22:45 AM
Worry not. I've been told to get to the back of the queue & concentrate on other things. You have another admirer, it seems, but I can't reveal his name.
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Re: Luton Fantasy Poker Competition
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Reply #186 on:
December 25, 2009, 02:32:03 AM »
Quote from: tikay on December 25, 2009, 02:25:46 AM
Quote from: Sighmuns on December 25, 2009, 02:22:45 AM
You have another admirer, it seems, but I can't reveal
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name.
Pleaaaaaaase let it be Celtic
btw nice meeting you properly too Mr K, nicest person i've ever lost £600 sitting nxt to.
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Re: Luton Fantasy Poker Competition
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Reply #187 on:
December 25, 2009, 02:47:20 AM »
Quote from: Sighmuns on December 25, 2009, 02:32:03 AM
Quote from: tikay on December 25, 2009, 02:25:46 AM
Quote from: Sighmuns on December 25, 2009, 02:22:45 AM
You have another admirer, it seems, but I can't reveal
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name.
Pleaaaaaaase let it be Celtic
btw nice meeting you properly too Mr K, nicest person i've ever lost £600 sitting nxt to.
Ditto.
Wish I could say the same about the knob-head classless slow-rolling tosser to my right.
"I missed" he says, after studying the Board for 20 seconds, so my 9-9, laying there face up on the Table the whole time, looks home & hosed in a £160 pot. He then slowly turns over, 1 at a time, two red Aces. Upon a polite enquiry from oneself, he said "I've lost a lot of money tonight". I sympathised, as you do. Fortunately, it never irritated me.
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Re: Luton Fantasy Poker Competition
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Reply #188 on:
December 25, 2009, 03:47:08 AM »
Quote from: tikay on December 25, 2009, 02:47:20 AM
Quote from: Sighmuns on December 25, 2009, 02:32:03 AM
Quote from: tikay on December 25, 2009, 02:25:46 AM
Quote from: Sighmuns on December 25, 2009, 02:22:45 AM
You have another admirer, it seems, but I can't reveal
his
name.
Pleaaaaaaase let it be Celtic
btw nice meeting you properly too Mr K, nicest person i've ever lost £600 sitting nxt to.
Ditto.
Wish I could say the same about the knob-head classless
slow-rolling tosser to my right
.
"I missed" he says, after studying the Board for 20 seconds, so my 9-9, laying there face up on the Table the whole time, looks home & hosed in a £160 pot. He then slowly turns over, 1 at a time, two red Aces. Upon a polite enquiry from oneself, he said "I've lost a lot of money tonight". I sympathised, as you do. Fortunately, it never irritated me.
Waits for Chompmeister to see this
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Re: Luton Fantasy Poker Competition
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December 25, 2009, 10:53:23 AM »
Slow rolling seems to be vogue at the mo....
[ ] The Sicilian loves being slow rolled
[ X ] The Sicilians revenge would be as classless as USA Dennis and may involve outdrawing and several running, whooping laps of the table followed by an example of why you shouldnt upset short arses with muscles....
Oh Merry Xmas !
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Re: Luton Fantasy Poker Competition
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December 25, 2009, 10:56:32 AM »
Nah, mine was completely different, it was a knob-head classless slow-rolling tosser
three
to my right. Heard about the slowrolling of Mr Burgundy though. Sounded com.
I haven't been as hot after an exit in a long time. It's defo best to give them the benefit of the doubt in most cases. Most of them don't realise they're doing it.
This guy did though. Just a bit of an oddball. I didn't swear at him upon departure and didn't raise my voice (I think...). Told him it was disgusting and that he should be ashamed.
Anyway, ahem, fantasy teams in please. Time is pressing...
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Re: Luton Fantasy Poker Competition
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December 25, 2009, 10:59:19 AM »
oh they need to be told....
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December 25, 2009, 11:06:15 AM »
Holdyfoldy will confirm that I handled the situation with class and dignity...
A couple of onlookers said they couldn't believe what they witnessed the guy doing.
Go on then, here's the hand...
We both came back from the break with just over 9k, around twice the starting stack. Blinds 200-400.
Porthos limps mid pos, I have KK in the SB, so up to 1400.
BB folds, Aramis calls.
Flop 10 10 J two clubs.
I rim fire 1600. D'Artagnan smooths.
Turn 2 clubs. I have king clubs so smooth check.
Porthos fires 2800.
I enter the float tank. Figure I can't knock him off whatever but have to lol shove.
He doesn't insta jam fist pump. Wiiiiiiii, I think.
Then he asks how much. Then he starts puffing on a Hamlet. Forty winks later, he eventually calls.
I turn over my hand.
He takes another quick break then slowly reveals his A 10.
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Re: Luton Fantasy Poker Competition
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December 25, 2009, 11:11:12 AM »
Quote from: Chompy on December 25, 2009, 11:06:15 AM
Holdyfoldy will confirm that I handled the situation with class and dignity...
A couple of onlookers said they couldn't believe what they witnessed the guy doing.
Go on then, here's the hand...
We both came back from the break with just over 9k, around twice the starting stack. Blinds 200-400.
Porthos limps mid pos, I have KK in the SB, so up to 1400.
BB folds, Aramis calls.
Flop 10 10 J two clubs.
I rim fire 1600. D'Artagnan smooths.
Turn 2 clubs. I have king clubs so smooth check.
Porthos fires 2800.
I enter the float tank. Figure I can't knock him off whatever but have to lol shove.
He doesn't insta jam fist pump. Wiiiiiiii, I think.
Then he asks how much. Then he starts puffing on a Hamlet. Forty winks later, he eventually calls.
I turn over my hand.
He takes another quick break then slowly reveals his A 10.
A 10 Clubs ?
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Re: Luton Fantasy Poker Competition
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Quote from: the sicilian on December 25, 2009, 10:59:19 AM
oh they need to be told....
I may have mentioned it to him........just a bit, like.
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