EvilPie
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« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2011, 05:53:54 PM » |
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BMW service who tell you your car needs 4 new tyres because 3 have 'unrepairable' punctures.
Take them to a decent tyre place who repairs them all for £6 a piece.
Ring BMW service to ask wtf they were on about who say:
"Our policy is to never repair a tyre".
So there's no such thing as a reqairable tyre then you big thieving fucknose!!!
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2011, 05:56:09 PM » |
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People who start threads purely to give themselves a chance to get in a thinly veiled "I bought my wife a £30k car" brag.
Lol Smart alecs
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Ah! The element of surprise
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gatso
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« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2011, 06:02:46 PM » |
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BMW service who tell you your car needs 4 new tyres because 3 have 'unrepairable' punctures.
how do you get 3 punctures? how do you get to the service place with 3 punctures?
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If you get to the yeasty clunge you've gone too far
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« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2011, 06:13:41 PM » |
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BMW service who tell you your car needs 4 new tyres because 3 have 'unrepairable' punctures.
Take them to a decent tyre place who repairs them all for £6 a piece.
Ring BMW service to ask wtf they were on about who say:
"Our policy is to never repair a tyre".
So there's no such thing as a reqairable tyre then you big thieving fucknose!!!
People who abuse other peoples threads for their own thinly veiled "I got a beemer" brag.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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MPOWER
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« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2011, 06:15:30 PM » |
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BMW service who tell you your car needs 4 new tyres because 3 have 'unrepairable' punctures.
how do you get 3 punctures? how do you get to the service place with 3 punctures? Run Flat Tyres. Extra Strength in the walls of the tyres enable the car to drive even with 0 psi in 4 tyres. Until the manufactures tell us it's fine to repair tyres BMW will only replace. Its all about safety but I can imagine there are a few Nob Heads out there who object to this. Regards M
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« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2011, 06:18:42 PM » |
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Insurance companies who make you a shit offer on a claim hoping that you're not bright enough to question them.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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outragous76
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« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2011, 06:18:52 PM » |
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BMW service departments full stop!
I will never buy another BMW out of warranty (or at least not with the intention of using a main dealer).
Even in warranty they try to bum fk you
BMW design cars to uneven wear tyres (at £250 a corner) and suggest that its due to "sports suspension" and that "there is nothing we can do but make you spend another £250 a corner despite that fact you did that 6 months and 8000 miiles ago sir" "shall we run that 1k worth of rubber through for you sir?" "GFY"
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".....and then I spent 2 hours talking with Stu which blew my mind.........."
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« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2011, 06:28:55 PM » |
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Waiting for m power to respond
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[ ] ept title [ ] wpt title [ ] wsop braclet [X] mickey mouse hoodies
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paulhouk03
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« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2011, 06:36:56 PM » |
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ppl eating greasey food with their hands at the poker table fat smelly shits playing poker next to you ppl who dont wash their hands after going for a piss or shit
fat fucking smelly wankers who barge you at the roulette table to put their 5£ on red and 2nd and 3rd dozen.
ppl with strong bo
sales men trying to be ur mate and get a good deal for you
ppl knocking on ur door trying to sell you cleaning cloths
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celtic
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« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2011, 06:40:01 PM » |
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Mothers with prams who push them into the road while waiting to cross.You will not see this happen when Jeremy Kyle is on TV.
Saturday/Sunday Drivers. Hog the fast lane / Brake test you / Curse you. All I want to do is get to work.
Debit card charges when Booking Holidays and Flights.
Why people shop at TESCO
Walking into a Nice Pub early doors asking for a bite to eat the places empty and they tell you there fully booked. "F*** off Tom Browns"
How much beef Jerky costs.
Regards
M
What's wrong with shopping at Tesco?
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Keefy is back But for how long?
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sovietsong
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« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2011, 06:51:31 PM » |
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How mean people are about the banks.
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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sweet potata!
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« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2011, 07:36:29 PM » |
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Good thread.
when I walk past people I always look for a nod of acknowledgement at the very least, if not a full blown "hows it going". So it really annoys when people walk by me and just stare at the ground, very rude imo.
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sweet potata!
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« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2011, 07:38:55 PM » |
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And dont talk to me about ringing up Sky or these kind of places and having to go thru about 50 different options just to actually speak to someone Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Geo the Sarge
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« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2011, 07:53:50 PM » |
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All the baby stuff.................
Photos of scan, countdown till date due, cravings, ideas to induce early birth, all the comments of what a gorgeous thing it is when, actually, most are ugly as sin.
Then the announcement that it has arrived and how mummy and daddy are the proudest parents in the world...................................oh really - gtfo
Geo
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When you get..........give. When you learn.......teach
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KarmaDope
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« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2011, 08:00:58 PM » |
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Reality TV.
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