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Title: The wonder of nature Post by: TightEnd on December 19, 2007, 05:30:22 PM the best way to check whether a rhinocerous is pregnant is to check whether its poo is glittery.
Happy to be of service. Title: Re: The wonder of nature Post by: Colchester Kev on December 19, 2007, 05:31:06 PM So Tinkerbell was a Rhinocerous ??
Title: Re: The wonder of nature Post by: TightEnd on December 19, 2007, 05:31:57 PM No idea, but I bet she liked Yule logs.
Title: Re: The wonder of nature Post by: bhoywonder on December 19, 2007, 06:15:00 PM the best way to check whether a rhinocerous is pregnant is to check whether its poo is glittery. Happy to be of service. post of the century dunno why but i almost fell off the chair there laughing.... Title: Re: The wonder of nature Post by: Laxie on December 19, 2007, 08:24:48 PM Another man who has FAR too much time on his hands!!!! rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao
Title: Re: The wonder of nature Post by: DUNK619 on December 19, 2007, 09:12:15 PM im off 2 london zoo smorrow with a pot of glitter gonna cause chaos in the rhinocerous enclosure.
Title: Re: The wonder of nature Post by: gatso on December 19, 2007, 09:16:38 PM I thought the rinosaurs were wiped out by a comet
Title: Re: The wonder of nature Post by: DUNK619 on December 20, 2007, 02:17:29 PM does the same rule apply for the gladiator rhino
Title: Re: The wonder of nature Post by: kinboshi on December 20, 2007, 02:21:32 PM Heard about this on the radio yesterday.
There is an easier way though. The rhino in mothercare is probably the pregnant one. Title: Re: The wonder of nature Post by: boldie on December 20, 2007, 03:49:45 PM Heard about this on the radio yesterday. There is an easier way though. The rhino in mothercare is probably the pregnant one. Soo many "my wife" jokes I could make there that would see me get killed ....Damn you Kin! Title: Re: The wonder of nature Post by: kinboshi on December 20, 2007, 03:53:03 PM Heard about this on the radio yesterday. There is an easier way though. The rhino in mothercare is probably the pregnant one. Soo many "my wife" jokes I could make there that would see me get killed ....Damn you Kin! I didn't start it! It was Tighty. In fact it was you, when you invaded Poland! Title: Re: The wonder of nature Post by: Rod Paradise on December 21, 2007, 10:26:03 AM Tighty!!! I came out with this in the pub last night & thought "Hang on I didn't check this".
Guess what - it's half right - it is very difficult to tell if a rhino is pregnant as they are very large in comparison to the size of the baby. Best way is to take poo samples, but with 3 rhinos in a pen how do know which poo belongs to which rhino? So Dublin zoo in a bit of lateral thinking genius fed blue glitter to one female rhino & silver to the other - allowing them to be certain which sample was which, they could then be certain they'd correctly identified which (if any) rhino was pregnant. I've now got to stop my gullible mates telling everybody that pregnant rhinos crap glitter ;D Title: Re: The wonder of nature Post by: boldie on December 21, 2007, 10:27:54 AM Tighty!!! I came out with this in the pub last night & thought "Hang on I didn't check this". Guess what - it's half right - it is very difficult to tell if a rhino is pregnant as they are very large in comparison to the size of the baby. Best way is to take poo samples, but with 3 rhinos in a pen how do know which poo belongs to which rhino? So Dublin zoo in a bit of lateral thinking genius fed blue glitter to one female rhino & silver to the other - allowing them to be certain which sample was which, they could then be certain they'd correctly identified which (if any) rhino was pregnant. I've now got to stop my gullible mates telling everybody that pregnant rhinos crap glitter ;D lmao Title: Re: The wonder of nature Post by: taximan007 on December 21, 2007, 11:05:56 AM Maybe the Rhino had eaten Gary (not a bad thing considering)
Title: Re: The wonder of nature Post by: bhoywonder on December 21, 2007, 01:20:48 PM Heard about this on the radio yesterday. There is an easier way though. The rhino in mothercare is probably the pregnant one. Soo many "my wife" jokes I could make there that would see me get killed ....Damn you Kin! I didn't start it! It was Tighty. In fact it was you, when you invaded Poland! pmsl BASIL!!!! Title: Re: The wonder of nature Post by: boldie on December 21, 2007, 04:54:06 PM Heard about this on the radio yesterday. There is an easier way though. The rhino in mothercare is probably the pregnant one. Soo many "my wife" jokes I could make there that would see me get killed ....Damn you Kin! I didn't start it! It was Tighty. In fact it was you, when you invaded Poland! tsssskk...A guy invades 1 country, ok maybe 2..or 3...and all of a sudden EVERYBODY goes on about it...What have we ever done to the Welsh? |