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Topic: Joke!! (Read 312862 times)
MANTIS01
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What kind of fuckery is this?
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April 03, 2018, 10:01:59 AM »
Jokes about white sugar are rare. But jokes about brown sugar...Demerara.
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I feel that not only has Brad taken over Mantis at business, he has also taken over his blonde account
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Quote from: MANTIS01 on April 03, 2018, 10:01:59 AM
Jokes about white sugar are rare. But jokes about brown sugar...Demerara.
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MANTIS01
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April 03, 2018, 03:41:54 PM »
Quote from: celtic on April 03, 2018, 12:16:46 PM
I feel that not only has Brad taken over Mantis at business, he has also taken over his blonde account
Brad belongs in the joke thread mate
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April 03, 2018, 04:01:36 PM »
Quote from: MANTIS01 on April 03, 2018, 03:41:54 PM
Quote from: celtic on April 03, 2018, 12:16:46 PM
I feel that not only has Brad taken over Mantis at business, he has also taken over his blonde account
Brad belongs in the joke thread mate
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April 27, 2018, 07:18:41 AM »
I called the amputee helpline today and got cut off.
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April 27, 2018, 07:20:17 AM »
I do backing vocals. I'm the one who says, "This vehicle is reversing".
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booder
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May 04, 2018, 09:42:37 AM »
PLEASE BE CAREFUL! ! I don’t know if this is a scam or not? I’ve just received a phone call saying I’ve won £250 or 2 tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute show, then it said just press 1 for the money, 2 for the show....
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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May 04, 2018, 10:04:28 AM »
Six of the seven dwarves are not happy.
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May 07, 2018, 11:13:31 PM »
A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.
“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”.
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May 08, 2018, 10:16:00 AM »
Quote from: scotty2hatty on May 07, 2018, 11:13:31 PM
A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.
“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”.
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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June 02, 2018, 10:14:17 AM »
I bought a massive fish from the supermarket today,and when i got home i found out that all it's insides were missing.
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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June 02, 2018, 03:15:49 PM »
Quote from: booder on June 02, 2018, 10:14:17 AM
I bought a massive fish from the supermarket today,and when i got home i found out that all it's insides were missing.
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LOLOL
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Ah! The element of surprise
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June 02, 2018, 03:26:02 PM »
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Well, I wont be allowed in that church again.
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Ah! The element of surprise
RED-DOG
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June 15, 2018, 12:02:57 PM »
Our ceiling may not be the best in the world.
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