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« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2006, 06:07:56 PM »


I wonder if he is a little blue man with a bandage around his head Huh?

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« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2006, 06:23:06 PM »

A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP...BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him....BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...

The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after him, faster...faster...BUMP ...BUMP ...BUMP.

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him, however, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... right on the heels of the terrified man.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door, coming slowly towards him. The man screams, reaching for something, anything...all he can find is a box of cough drops!

Desperate, he throws the cough-drops at the coffin and of course...

...the coffin stops.

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« Reply #32 on: September 30, 2006, 07:14:06 PM »

will people stop bumping this thread or i will set red dog on them
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« Reply #33 on: September 30, 2006, 07:17:39 PM »

which thread?
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« Reply #34 on: September 30, 2006, 07:19:51 PM »

bump

For it's originality - our winner!

Now PACK IT IN, RIGHT?
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« Reply #35 on: September 30, 2006, 07:24:52 PM »

ok
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« Reply #36 on: September 30, 2006, 07:54:58 PM »

I won   I won!!!!!!......as its Miss world night I would like to thank my agent, my mum for sleeping with my dad and of course I hope for world peace and that my bet on Miss Venezuela wins......she has a couple of bumps.......
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« Reply #37 on: September 30, 2006, 07:57:40 PM »

Arnica for those bump bruises anyone?
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« Reply #38 on: September 30, 2006, 08:03:23 PM »

Whats this thread about anyway?
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« Reply #39 on: September 30, 2006, 08:04:10 PM »

dont ask me ask the latest member
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« Reply #40 on: September 30, 2006, 08:21:20 PM »

i think hes been bumped off
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« Reply #41 on: September 30, 2006, 09:27:42 PM »


I wonder if he is a little blue man with a bandage around his head Huh?


went over everyone elses heads, but I thought it was funny. 
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« Reply #42 on: September 30, 2006, 10:06:22 PM »

It didn't go over mine.

When I was younger I went through a phase of bumping into stuff and hurting myself.

Mum bought me a Mr Bump cup.  lol

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« Reply #43 on: September 30, 2006, 10:18:25 PM »

I prefer Mr Tickle.
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« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2006, 10:32:15 PM »

Mr Muddle!!  Cheesy

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