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bolt pp
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Important Offer
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July 21, 2007, 12:22:58 AM »
I just opened a beer and now i dont want it, it's against my religion to waste it, anyone want it?
It's a Stella, Best before date:06.2008
I only took one sip and although i haven't had any blood tests for 8 years i'm 67% sure i dont have anything(good percentage considering we're talking a free beer)
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madasahatstand
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July 21, 2007, 12:26:13 AM »
If you dont have herpes, I'll have it
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I just opened a beer and now i dont want it
you need a doctor calling?
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bolt pp
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July 21, 2007, 12:30:53 AM »
Quote from: madasahatstand on July 21, 2007, 12:26:13 AM
If you dont have herpes, I'll have it
the blood tests i had 8 years ago were for food poisoning and it turned out i didnt have it so ive got a good record in these things, plus your talking about a free beer so it's got to be worth the risk.
I'm not promising anything, in fact when making the offer herpes was the most likely problem but we are talking about an almost full can of stella so when you balance it out i think you'll agee it's a +EV call if you accept
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Quote from: bolt pp on July 21, 2007, 12:30:53 AM
Quote from: madasahatstand on July 21, 2007, 12:26:13 AM
If you dont have herpes, I'll have it
the blood tests i had 8 years ago were for food poisoning and it turned out i didnt have it so ive got a good record in these things, plus your talking about a free beer so it's got to be worth the risk.
I'm not promising anything, in fact when making the offer herpes was the most likely problem but we are talking about an almost full can of stella so when you balance it out i think you'll agee it's a +EV call if you accept
if the blisters are out forget it!!
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Quote from: totalise on July 21, 2007, 12:27:25 AM
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I just opened a beer and now i dont want it
you need a doctor calling?
I think bolt has finally lost the plot.
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July 21, 2007, 12:37:40 AM »
Quote from: Jim-D on July 21, 2007, 12:35:52 AM
Quote from: totalise on July 21, 2007, 12:27:25 AM
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I just opened a beer and now i dont want it
you need a doctor calling?
I think bolt has finally lost the plot.
its that or its time to crack open the vodka
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July 21, 2007, 12:40:02 AM »
Ahhh i like ya thinking, too bloated on lager so get shorty!
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July 21, 2007, 12:43:54 AM »
Bolt, from the east end of London took the top off a stella on the same day that Stella on Eastenders topped herself.
Coincedental, but unfunny. I've tried, there's nothing there
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July 21, 2007, 12:47:17 AM »
Quote from: thetank on July 21, 2007, 12:43:54 AM
Bolt, from the east end of London took the top off a Stella on the same day that Stella on Eastenders topped herself.
Coincedental, but unfunny. I've tried, there's nothing there
I know, but at least make the effort, i can give a "C" maybe "C+" for an attempt
just highlighting the fact is at best an "E-"!!!
what's happend to you man?
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July 21, 2007, 12:56:49 AM »
Quote from: thetank on July 21, 2007, 12:43:54 AM
Bolt, from the east end of London took the top off a stella on the same day that Stella on Eastenders topped herself.
Coincedental, but unfunny. I've tried, there's nothing there
Funny that, some dippy blonde actually turned the music off in the pub and turned the telly up cuz "it's all about shelley tonight", what a fkin tool!!
She was quickly despatched home to watch it and of course wash herself for the return of her partner.
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Quote from: bolt pp on July 21, 2007, 12:22:58 AM
I just opened a beer and now i dont want it, it's against my religion to waste it, anyone want it?
It's a Stella, Best before date:06.2008
I only took one sip and although i haven't had any blood tests for 8 years i'm 67% sure i dont have anything(good percentage considering we're talking a free beer)
I am surprised and disgusted that you would consider disposing of a can of Premium in this manner.
I had always believed you to be a professional in this area, have you no chicken in the fridge to marinate for tomorrows tea - Stella chicken wonderful. Can you not fall asleep where you are and when Benson pang awakes you in the early hours just down the now appreciated Stella.
Buying a can of Stella is a bond, you above all others Bolt should know this.
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Quote from: mondatoo on April 13, 2011, 09:14:50 PM
Shit post Nakor, such a clown.
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